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She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

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Rainbow Dash develops an acquired taste.

At least, that's what everyone thinks.

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Oh god.

I don't know if I should upvote or downvote . . . and I haven't even read it yet.

—Shutterfly
—Orangejack
—Dianamena Pink Pie
—Twilight Sentry
—An unnamed lady with a knack for whining

Well, that's nice and subtle. Surely nopony will be able to guess the source of the anonymous quotes.

Okay, I was amused. For better or worse, I await this being in the feature box.

Ayy shouldn't you be working on Set in Stone?

What a marvelous and interesting look at the perils of being famous. Media vulturism affects those who get a little bit of fame, and often with disastrous results. Rainbow Dash can't even make a simple joke without it being exploited for cheap sales. It is disgusting almost as disgusting a drinking Celestia's piss, but it's just the world that we live in.

5989713
>not wanting to drink celestias sunny d
Regi, please. Stop being a pleb.

5989738 well not from the sewers obvs
gotta get it straight from the source, you feel me?

5989612 I work on multiple things at once.

5989769
I ain't gay, but I definitely feel you.

I'd ask where an idea like this possibly came from, but right now I'm laughing too much to care.:rainbowlaugh:

With a title like that, how can I not read this?

I'm laughing too hard to post a decent comment, so have this half baked one instead. :rainbowlaugh:

Laughing so hard right now... :rainbowlaugh:

Smooze? Smooze Who? Element of Loyalty, You’re in Trouble!

I get it! Urine Trouble!

Why, I can just feel the immortality radiating off of you know.”

You may want to drop that k.

Hay, I’ll write a letter detailing how you should never describe something as tasting like royal piss.”

Is the pony pun here on purpose or did you use the wrong vowel?

This was pretty funny. At least Rainbow did not say, “It’s like Luna came in your mouth!” That would have been a whole other Nightmare...:rainbowwild:

You have earned a favorite and a like.

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

I didn't think I'd like this but I decided to give it a chance and now I'm glad that I did. This is hilareous!

lol, this story deserves a like

Well I hope you're happy with yourself, you dirty little tomcolt. I nearly died from laughing at this whole thing.

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I can only pray that the sequel to Anatomy is among those multiple things.

Celestia got pissy at the end.

Probably the toilet humor.

I predict that in approximately three hundred years this incident will resurface--except they mix up the names and this time it's Twilight they're going after for immortality! :rainbowlaugh:

Twilight Sentry

:facehoof:You bump into a guy one time...

Oh the many downfalls of fame! Stories like these make me glad to be just some random nobody on the internet.

Suggested alternate ending: "Frozen in disgust, Rainbow could do nothing but watch. As the nutcase burst into flames, leaving only four smoldering horseshoes behind." :rainbowderp:

An unnamed lady with a knack for whining

Wonder who that could be. :raritywink:

This was pretty funny. At least Rainbow did not say, “It’s like Luna came in your mouth!” That would have been a whole other Nightmare...:rainbowwild: -Neko Majin C

Piss Neko not came unless that was intentional but until then! SEQUEL SEQUEL MAKE THE LUNA VERSION SEQUEL SEQUEL.

wow, just the title got me hooked in! Plus, congrats on feature!

“I thought it was funny,” Maud said, excitement bubbling from her monotone voice.

We have found gold! I repeat! We have struck gold!

This is stupid. Have a like and a fav.

~Have a good one.

You should make a sequel, in which the urine turns out to actually be the essence of the fountain of youth.

That would be good. :raritywink:

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You dare question Rarity? She knows all. :raritystarry:

“…Would you say you’re… pissed off?”

Best line ever.

lol :rainbowwild: (now how's that for an evocative emoticon?)

Also, grammar issue and fix. I swear, it's like doing dialogue tags wrong is fashionable lately.

This was insane, and I loved it.:rainbowlaugh:

Well, at least with those nutcases, Discord can have his own group of "Tree Huggers". Bonus points if he grants them immortality. :trollestia:

:rainbowhuh:

Well that was, uh...stupid.

Really, really stupid and immature with lots of lovely toilet humor.

Have a like anyways, you marvellous tomcolt.

Well then, a crowd wanting piss is something you don't see everyday.

5989738
I will never look at a bottle of Sunny D the same way again.
*goes out and buys several gallons of Sunny D*

When everyone at the Gala hears Rainbow:

...and then the next day Rainbow visits Twilight. Twilight walks out of the bathroom carrying a glass of apple juice, says something about being close to the princess, and drinks the juice. Dash passes out, and Twilight smiles as the lesson ends :rainbowderp:

Quite entertaining. Very mildly miffed by one thing, but that's neither here nor there I suppose.

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I'm jealous because I couldn't get the word "Fucking" into a story title, and now here's this guy. :I

LOL it had adult humor in it. Which I am fine with. The Story could of been at least 3 chapters more. But other than that it was good on some parts and most of it was decent. It was a good story 7/10.

5989713 Sir / Ma'am sir, thank you for this comment. With a title like this, I had to read the comments first. But I'm glad I ended up reading it.
5990635 Seconded. :trollestia:

Please tell me this is based on the common response to "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash."

Wait, what?

I don't even... :facehoof:

I love the political commentary in this story, it's quite Steinbeck-y. The story focuses on the political injustice in the 19th century, and how the working class were abused by the middle class members of society. The piss represents the reward that was offered to the working class for their work, while Princess Celestia represents the harsh factory owners who refused to pay their workers. The dictatorship in this story represents the morality of the factory owners - they're willing to push for higher prices, but they do not let their workers push for higher wages. The reader ends up sympathising with the factory workers rather than the factory owner, because of this.

I haven't even read the story, really, I'm just talking out of my ass.

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