"Like two peas in a pod we did everything together!" sang Twilight in the season finale. But what if she was letting on more than everyone else knew? What if Twilight really was a pea?
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I've said it before: you need to be stopped before you destroy us all with your brilliance.
This was the best.
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Blueshift, I...
Oh... My. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
I don't even... this was brilliant.
Haha, peaness.
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Inb4 featured.
I... just... for fuck's sake. You know, I don't even care that a silly one-shot is going to get featured AGAIN.
Because this is just so funny. Excellent comedy, Blueshift. I literally cried a little bit with laughter once the haflway point hit. You are everything that is right with comedy one-shots.
This is the most beautiful random plot I've ever seen. Many have tried before to write the most random story, all the while rolling with a crazy, unlikely, and complicated plot. This plot is perfect in its simplicity. Just wanted to let you know.
Not gonna read it though, as I never do with new stories.
But I certainly will if it gets a feature.
Good luck to you.
Edit: I read it, and it was brilliant.
Oh my god...
I don't know if this was brilliant or ridiculous...
Yeah, it was brilliant.
I actually had to get up halfway through this because I was laughing too hard to focus. Bravo, good sir.
I always thought it should say "Two birds of a feather" instead of "Two peas in a pod", because it would rhyme and all, but anyways gonna read later tonight!
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Wait...
What happened to Shining Armor then?
Full of country goodness and green peaness... wait, that's terrible, I quit!
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This is amazing. Simply couldn't hold in my deep, manly laughter!
You really should have let Twilight tell the crowd about her brother's peaness too, though. Some of us are willing to read everything.
Okay, that last bit with the... peaness.
>pod-ponies
lolwut
But seriously, this was amusing. 10/10 would laugh again.
Fire the mind cleansers NOW! FRACKING NOW!
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I would assume that his peaness was revealed too.
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Don't listen to him, Blueshift! I insist that you continue to destroy me with your brilliance!
*eyetwitch* This. Was. weifhweugfehrgerugheruep EPICC!
Heya Blueshift, where did you get the inspiration for this....you scare me half the time.
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What- you again?!
Guess I'll have to read this.
The featuring is coming...
Heh. "Peaness."
Good show, Blueshift. Good show.
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Brilliant as usual.
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Ah, if only. There are now just three slots for new featured stories (the other two are for older stories) and there are lots of popular ones up there. I don't expect this to get featured though it would be nice, so tell your family and friends! The most important thing though is that people read and enjoy it, that's all I ask!
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I burst out laughing at the peaness part.
OW OW OW GOD DAMN IT YOU BRILLIANT FOOL
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It is getting featured, it has to xD
The funny thing is, I was much like Celestia. I didn't get it until the very end of the fanfic, and then I died laughing.
I lost it at peaness. XDD
628105 haha neither did i. i had to go back and say it aloud XD
Sequel! We demand sequel!
Oh my god. Take my love, my stars, and all of my thumbs!
Best. Story. Ever.
It was quite amusing, even if the entire story is a vessel for the "peaness" joke.
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Celestia and Luna seek a way to remove Twilight and Shining Armor's peanesses.
Cadance and Rainbow try to prevent this. Cadance because that's the joke. Dash because apparently (acording to much of the clopdom) she really likes pea.