What if Twilight and Trixie were both inanimate paintings who were in love?
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Blueshift
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My mind is ready.
126503 Couldn't have said it better myself.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, BLUESHIFT!
What madness hast thou wrought.
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126503
Your mind is not ready.
SWEPT OFF HER HOOK
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Make it stop!
MAKE THE INSANITY STOP!!!
Oh god why oh why oh why oh why...
Five out of five.
no words could possibly describe this...
>reads description
MUST READ FOR YOUTUBE @_@
*clopclopclopclopclopclop*
Oh Blueshift. You're so silly.
Though this didn't make me burst into laughter like your blimps(probably because I knew what to expect now), it was still a good read.
I want to give you a hug/mental help.
You have perfected an art. I don't even know how you do this. These ideas are just so bad, but you write them so flawlessly that we have to take it seriously.
"I never realized you were so well hung!" It just....... makes so much sense.
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Why?
GOD, JUST... EEHRRGGRHRGHRGHRHRRH. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO... DAMN IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO.
WHY!?!?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I READ..... GREAT PUNS HAHAHA 5 STARS
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The work of a genius.
What has I read... again! These ideas... they're so insane... why must you do this to our minds!
5/5... again.
Huh, didn't think I would have to bust this out again so soon.
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Well played sir, well played.
***Lik dis if u cry evrtim***
*Looks at the author*
TAKE ALL MY STARS!!!!!!
This is even better than the blimp one. "Well-hung"... snrk.
This was sillier than the blimp one. The novelty is wearing a tad bit thin. Still fun though.
You're just going to keep making romance stories between these two based off TERRIBLE puns aren't you Blueshift? And I'm going to have to rate 5 stars for every one.
Hahaha brilliant!
How?! How do you come up with such ideas? And why do you write them? I mean, ... Really? Paintings?
Still, at least you have now proven that even you are not capable of consistently maintaining such insanity.
You claim a love story between _inanimate_ paintings. As they can clearly move of their own volition, these are, in fact, animate.
The reason I take such pleasure in pointing this out is , whilst reading your fic, I clung to that point like a drowning man and made my sanity reliant upon it.
So, what's next - buildings?
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Don't give him ideas, next thing you know we have a ship fic of Sugarcube Corner and Twilight's Library.
I don't know what to say other than what I wrote.
I don't know what to say other than what I wrote.
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OK, I forgot something; I laughed once or twice.
Oh gawd, MOAR!
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Blimps, and now...
...just, why.
Hahahahahahahhahh
*watch*
I never said this before, but I feel mind-raped. A perfect wtf moment. Speaking of which, Wtf did I just read?
faas paak dinok
this is the work of one of alduin's ancients
I feel this is funny, but not as much so as the first one.
And you won't be able to keep these up for long, as most people will get bored after a while.
I mean, the first was kind of funny, no laugh out loud stuff, but a smirk or a chuckle to myself.
This one was also somewhat humorous.
Now I know everyone in the comments disagrees with me, and this type of stuff just isn't to my tastes, I don't find it as funny as everyone else, but for me, it's done at 3, and for everyone else, I give it until 5.
But that's not really a big deal, because you can ACTUALLY write stories as opposed to falling back on these random tales of minor amusement, so s'cool.
I think i love you man.
Sooo many puns, J:LEFJELfjlwjfwlf my pun box is starting to break
oh and LMAO!
... I do believe my brain has just blown a fuse.
First Airshipping and now this? What will you invent next?
Oh dear I'm laughing so hard.
Wow.... that was beautiful.
TAKE MY INTERNETS ALL OF THEM NAO.
But seriously... I laughed hard. It's a perfectly silly take on shipping. I enjoyed it. :)
The puns!
127303
What did I say about giving him ideas?
Although I would read that if Twilight and Trixie were just sitting there awkwardly while their residences went at it.
That's actually kind of funny.
"Oh Twilight!" cried Trixie. "I never realised you were so well hung!"
, Twilight only had one thought. "Oh, Pollocks!"
THIS FANDOM. THIS FANDOM . HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU ALL SUCH QUALITY?
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oh sweet merciful celestia. i nearly missed this one. it was only because i caught sight of 'who were in love?' in the featured box as i switched pages that i checked again. and son, you have not failed to appoint. i cracked up at her ability to defeat Major Art Critics.
im following you so i dont miss any more shipping madness. 
Even when I skimmed through it fast just to maintain my Sanity...
I have yet to read Airshipping, but now I think we will have This... WITH SHIPS! Or yeah, Buildings.
Greatest thing to ever read in school when bored ever. Had to skip the cloppy parts though :(
My body wasn't ready!
I think my head just exploded in C flat.
Inanimate objects in love eh....
What will they be next............ books.......