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Just what is the terribly unlikely canon-shattering secret of Celestia? Once Twilight finds out, life just won't be the same...

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Can't broken. Work doesn't brain.

-Condotirn

Not enough layers.

Seriously, not enough layers. I was crying with laughter, and then it just cut out. You could have gone for AT LEAST five.

Why am I seriously thinking about it? HAVE A LIKE AND A FAVOURITE ANYWAY. It made me laugh a lot.

Also, featured. Calling it now. We all know how FiMFiction works.

There's something going on here!

MY BRAIN. :pinkiecrazy: NEED MORE.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Blues.

BLUES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

Then they all had a massive brainfart as Pony Joe appeared in view, and shouted: "I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE IN DISGUISE! YOU HAVE BEEN MY PUPPETS ALL ALONG!", and transformed into James Cameron, who promptly did a re-imagination of the scene, but with smurf aliens, and cashed massive amounts of bits. Fin.

This story is the tits! :eeyup:

NOT SO FAST! I am the real princess celestia from another dimension! I have controlled you to write this so that I may reveal myself! Why? Because im the goddam batman celestia :trollestia:

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(Somewhere inside a cupcake)
:pinkiecrazy::Just as planed

What?:rainbowhuh:... Just..... what?....

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I was already on the verge after reading this story but your comment pushed me over the edge, I've totally lost my mind laughing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Bahahahahah! I thought it was so stupid at first... but then you just kept going! Ahahahahahahahah :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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I'd ask for a sequel, but I'm not sure the human mind could take it.

So When are we getting the second chapter of this stunning piece of beauty?
Also throwing on another layer or two to the giant Future celestia manipulation cake would have made it a touch better

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WHAT HUH WHAT THE HUH GUH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I thought Primer was messed up :derpyderp1:

OMG THIS IS HECTIC! TRACKED. I EXPECT MOAR

So this is what Luna thought about while she was stuck on the moon for 1000 years.

Where's the brain bleach when I need it?:applejackunsure::ajbemused:

That was lol-tastic! :pinkiecrazy: But insane

Message received agent return to headquarters to be debriefed.

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very good!:twilightsmile:

My mind is currently so full of fuck I can't feel my face.

Directed by M Night Shyponylon

What a tweest!

Anyone here from California, I think a piece of my brain got there from the Midwest. I would ask the same of you New Yorkers as well.

jajaja, estuvo bueno

That was so bad. It wasn't even funny. It was just stupid twists.

Directed by M Night Shyponylon

What a tweest!

:rainbowhuh:
It's like Discord decided to shit all over a piece of paper. *sniff* And it smell glorious.

Who the hell are you?

I.. I have a confession too. These..

Rips off sideburns

THESE ARE FAKE!

Also, I'm the author's future brother's cousin's father twice removed. What a :twistnerd:

This is stupid. I like it.

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Hah! I remember this story. You've done a great job updating it, Blueshift.

I didn't think this could get any stupider. How glad I am to be proven wrong.

...what the actual fuck did I just read?

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