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A common guard, hated for his affair with a princess.
A royal prince, hated for his treatment of a lady.
Finally, these two join hooves in a bond that defies all the injustice they've been victim to.
A romance of the disgusting variety.
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Um... I don't ever go for the male homosexual romances (because I don't swing that way), but because it's from eLLen, i had to give it a shot.
Pretty funny, even if it gives more fuel to the fires of the 'two worst ponies in Equestria'.
This was so silly. Justice for Twi. Now she won't have to worry about anymore flashlight fics.
I don't love or hate Flash Sentry. But Blueblood can just... |
Yes.
Two things.
First:
Wine and tea? Wine and tea? That sounds so incredibly vile!
I mean, brandy or whiskey would be fine, that's just a hot toddy, but wine? Ugh!
Second:
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Cadence is totally watching from the sidelines, isn't she?
“Um, there’s really nothing interesting about me…”
You got that right Sentry! BURRRRRRRN! *crickets chirp*
“The commoner princess? Do tell!”
...what did you call Twilight, Blueblood? *cracks knuckles*
In all honesty, though, this is such a good story AND an interesting pairing!
YES FINALLY THIS IS A THING!!
It was somewhat rushed, but for what we got, it's funny. It's an amusing read from the most unlikely of paring. Oh well, have an up vote.
Two of the most hated characters in the show as a couple?
ALL MY YES!
I found a interactive version of another guard fucking him online check it out Staff edit: NSFW link removed.
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This was glorious!
Blueblood sounded like Fancypants from my pov..
This is one of the most interesting stories I've read! I loved it
You know why Flash has a tip jar for his guard duties and works for tips? It's because no one will stick the whole thing in.
Weird.
Wow why did I read this...
Not that it was a bad story. I'm just I little disappointed in me. I did like it though.
I'm confused
I'm gonna throw a fit if this doesn't end up getting featured. Anything to break the monotony of the shameless clop that's been clogging the feature box.
5588802 Unfortunately, I think it would've hit the box already if it was going to be featured.
A story either makes it or it doesn't soon after being posted.
I actually was expecting this one to make the box if not for a little bit. I guess everyone prefers clop and orphan cookies (preferably at separate times).
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Well, actually ...
Still a more believable romance than Twilight-Flash.
Hot.
Not gonna lie, I thought TwilightxOwlicious was the biggest crack ship I've seen, but boy was I WAY off.
Man, I should really get back to my own FlashBlood fic. Either way, had a chuckle over this one.
I'm not much for the stallion/stallion romance stories but this one is epic. I say this because not only does it pair two characters that I utterly hate, it is incredibly funny. Good job on this one.
Just what the buck are you thrying to kill us with?! I couldnt stop laughing for a half houre!
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Image is relevant.
5587130 You're not the only one feeling that way.
5583641 If you paid attention, you would have seen that there isn't any 'tea' in the tea.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
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Still, the very concept..!
I've got opinions about booze, I'm sorry.
5703850 What is your opinion on booze? If it is something along the lines of "How can you drink this swill?", I'll have you know that it is the finest swill in the land.
The buck did I just read?
Just kidding. This was thoroughly enjoyable and very funny. Good work, man!
10/10
Hehahahahahaha hahahaha!!
i laughed like a mad man seeing this
I dont read malehomo themed stories but i'll make an exception for this one!!! It's too damn funny to pass up (that and because i somewhat dislike both of em).
This should be good.
*Grabs popcorn*
Absolutely disgusting! What if a child read this, and was exposed to such horrors?!
This was fun.
Well, I've certainly never read anything like that before. Thumbs upperino!
“It’s tea mixed with alcohol?”
“It would be if there was any tea in it.”
how do I find this man
and how do i become one with him
#butnotinagayway
*unscrews my eyes as if they are light bulbs and sets them in a trash can* you broke my eyes, now I got to go get new ones to read this.
Is it bad that I want more of this? I think it's such a weird, but an adorable couple.
6284150 I have an idea called "The Disgusting Marriage of Blueblood and Flash Sentry" in mind.
6284155 MAKE IT SO
.....if you don't min
6284166 I think I just might soon.
Time to glass the planet. For that is most certainly a pairing from hell.
shit happens, bro
Worst pony and Overhated pony? Now this is my jam.