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You can't tear clothes off someone who isn't wearing any!
Amen, brother.
I admit, that was pretty hilarious.
Applejack is such a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
Tsk tsk tsk, Applejack. Honesty is about more than just 'everything I say is technically true', you know.
...that picture...
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Ah'll tell you what Ah think about that... over breakfast. Ah Pinkie Pie Promise. *promptly skedaddles*
(Ho ho ho ho ho that was like one of my favorite AJ moments this season)
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indeed
This was pretty good, I guess.
Nice end.
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And to think, he could of been homefree if he didn't open his big mouth.
you sir are a mean person, how dare you write this without a zecora sex scene, i mean hell shes a fvodoo godess.
Escapes army of horny mares but injures self
Gets healed by Zecora and then raped.
Bad Luck Braeburn
I feel a bit cheated, and unlike others here, I'm not particularly amused by it. Am I angry? No. I'm more annoyed and disappointed. It's like being rickrolled, and that meme became a nuisance instead of funny years ago. Except this isn't funny.
Trollfacing just compares you to Jim Carrey. And he wasn't funny years ago.
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Hmm, how odd.
I thought the story was funny because of the amusing situations Braeburn found himself in, not because of any supposed trolling on my part in not including a spelled out sex scene in lurid detail. I did label it as comedy and not comedy and romance, right? Those are the only tags that are showing up for me, anyway. Like I said in the author's note, I felt it was more amusing with the sex simply alluded to rather than spelled out.
I guess if there's that big of demand for sex scenes I could dust off my pornographer's hat, plant it firmly on my head, and edit some in. But frankly, after four solid years of writing stories with explicit sexual content on my Furaffinity account, I'm a bit bored with them. There are only so many ways of dragging the reader through descriptions of heaving, sweat-slick breasts or past narration about a throbbing and painfully erect penis before the author just throws up his hands and goes "GOOD CHRIST, ENOUGH!"
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It has more to do with showing up with a sex tag and no sex. I wouldn't be annoyed if it were labelled right, in that regard.
Also, Zecora clop of good quality is as rare as a black Scottish cyclops - more monsters in the Loch Ness than there are the likes of them. There's literally two stories of any merit, one is a Cupcakes parody, the other kind of surreal with odd dream sequences.
Plus, I saw this a lot on Fanfiction.net so I'm a bit sick of this kind of prank. It's also three in the morning for me, and I may be a bit grumpy. Time for bed.
That was pretty hilarious and thanks for that artist's site.
You have made something that is funny and in a sense something that involves trolling. In translation you have made masterpiece.
Hmmmmm.....
Good story.......
But....
(slightly) Fuck you, I agree with Lord Naarghul
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And here I was worried about irritating readers with overly sexual content (heat-crazed mares tearing a stallion's clothes off, etc) if I didn't put the sex tag on it. Sigh.
I think a bloke may make joke.
It might be rude the lack of nude.
Another chapter you can cater.
Their naughty rumble, wrote in ryhme.
Unfortunately, I must agree somewhat. I too feel a tad bit cheated...
>Town gone heat-crazed
Heh, funny read. I like!
>Applejack apparently unaffected
Hmmm- did she already take care of that..?
>Says she has her brother tied up in his bedroom
Wait- he's tied up? But why would she...
>Is accused of "keeping ALL the Apples for herself"
She'd better not done what it sounds like she did.
To clarify: I honestly don't believe you even meant to imply AJ took advantage of her brother^^ It's just that, after thinking about it a while, this interpretation kind of popped up in my head. Maybe I'm the only one, and need to get my mind out of the gutter!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyXiVkvETZw
Disappointment aside, there is plenty of graphic clop posted here daily to fill the need. So despite that, you still get thumbs from me.
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Fine. Fine. I've uploaded a sexually explicit version as a second chapter. Yeesh, the things I do for you people. I still think it's funnier in the original non-sex version.
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This had not occurred to me...
but I'm not changing it now that it has.
Ooh la la.
It was more funny in the first chapter, and it was more sexual in this one. So both chapters are worth it.
And I clicked the link in the previous chapter, and I honest to hell could not find that picture. Browsed through the entire thing. Thank you.
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Happy to have been of service.
And thank you for writing this story; it's been great fun.
Thank you, but I still did enjoy the other version.
Also, I doubt you would have gotten complaints about 'raping virgin young minds'
Some teen stories on this site are as bad as the 'light clop'
Don't be sad, you did a very good job with this story, sex and no sex.
what I thought about the sex scene with Zecora: "Ooh, aah, get down/ Ooh, aah, JUNGLE BOOGIE"
I will readily admit that I preferred the version without the clop as far as the story itself goes, but compared to a lot of clop, this was very well-written and a delightful deviance from the usual "...and sex happens" format.
As a friend of mine pointed out to me: This story highlights once more how unfair the distribution of powers amongst the three pony tribes actually is.
Pegasus? Hide in the clouds. The females are grounded for the duration of their season, so they can't follow.
Unicorn? Use your magic to hold lone females at bay, entangle them using your surroundings, or put them out of comission any other way. Their own magic is hampered, and if your own talents lie with defensive magic (like Shining Armor, though I'd be surprised if anypony comes even remotely close to his ability), so much the better.
Earth Pony? Run for the hills. Literally. And in contrast to the other two tribes, Earth Pony girls will be just as fast as you, perhaps even more so.
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And THAT is why there are so many more earth ponies than pegasus and unicorn ponies, except in racial enclaves where the percentage of unicorns or pegasi in the total population is relatively high!
So yes, it's bad for the INDIVIDUAL males, but frigging great for the perpetuation of their race... oh god did I just use a porn story to explain the race distribution in Ponyville?
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Aye, that you did. And it worked like a charm! Also explains why they (Earth Ponies) keep founding new villages.
Well, Braeburn was kind of lucky. Imagine trying to run from Rainbow Dash- even groundbound that should be a challenge. Or Twilight, who can teleport while going half-crazed from worry over a letter. And teleport other people back towards herself.
The all-male royal guard are probably chosen by the Princess' advisors for precisely such an occasion as this... Or spend the season huddling inside Shining Armor's protective bubble spell.
Really, thinking about the ramifications on pony society is great fun!
Ponies...don't have hands....
Not even Lyra.
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I would applaud your reading ability. You certainly pay attention to details. Except for details such as the big, bolded note on the front page of the story:
Note-- FURRIES! OH GOD. I anthro'ed the characters in this, because:
1. I based this story off an anthro pic, and
2. You can't tear clothes off someone who isn't wearing any! Yes, this is that kind of story. Didn't you read the bit where it's "content rating mature / sex?"
And the title pic, which is pretty obviously anthro.
But other than that, great job with the reading comprehension!
Well, I guess this was decent.
Honestly, it wasn't very funny. At all. For the sake of the story actually being possible, I can ignore that they would even go into heat at all (though considering how advanced they are it makes no sense and is still an enormous plot device/plot hole), I can even ignore the rape near the start being played for laughs (barely).
What I won't ignore, and what pretty much kills any kind of enjoyment I would have gotten out of this is the part were AJ used him like that. It wasn't funny at all, it was so completely OOC that it was just pure character assassination, and the "Oh I was being honest" excuse is not only completely stupid, it's also something she wouldn't say because she would know how stupid that is. I mean, this would have been much better if that part had never even happened.
Whatever. I liked parts of this, but I just didn't see any humor in it.
You may want to add the Anthro tag.
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Anthro tag didn't exist when I upload it and I warn readers about it in the story description, so I can't be bothered.
If this is a violation of the current rule / terms of service to warn without using the tags, I encourage you to report me.
If I was in this:
*Surrounded by lustful mares*
"I'm out!" start running to the forest.
*Betrayed by Applejack*
"If I survive this I'm going to come back and punch you so hard in the face that the doctors couldn't even begin to reassemble your face!"
*Zacora*
Start destroying everything in my path until I GTFO!
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Could someone explain me what this season is?
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-_-...
I know that, but why the FEMALES only?
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"Don't 'tehee' me..."
(Quote from Twilight Sparkle in "MSA 2: Rainbowround")
wow braeburn isn't one of my favorite's but Ive got to say this, BRAEBURN YOU LUCKY BASTARD
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Oh man, why did I put off reading this for so long
It's Anthro.
As this story is Anthro, it should use the Anthro tag.
Will be giving this a look see later, though.
Should also have a romance tag as well.