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Fuzzyfurvert


I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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The biggest shortest rarsix Clopfics that I don't even understand I had ever reading. :pinkiehappy:

Surprise Futa, we meet again. :ajbemused:

Also that last line is priceless.

I read this because of that utterly stupid, ridiculous, hilarious description.

“Sounds like cheap old porno music.”

I mean, seriously. :rainbowlaugh:

And then, of course, the futa parts. And dat ending.

The great white expanse of nothingness in the description. It stares into my soul. Judging my life choices. Making me question my beliefs in what is right, what is wrong, and what life really means to me. It tears apart my understanding of the universe and points out the flaws in logic itself. Oh white, blank spot of nothingness in the description, you complete me yet have taken something from me I can never regain.

Also, and nice fic as well. :raritywink:

Many a time I was thinking it was kind of rushed or a bit 'bad'. But then I realised it was all Spike's writing, which justified it. I mean, the sudden lines of how they all love Rarity, the surpise futa, the sudden orgy.

It was weird, and to see a certain group acting as pre-readers was giving me a bad vibe, because they probably can't pre-read for anything. That final line though was a stroke of pure genius.

So I put aside everything that may have come across as 'negative' in this comment. There are no negatives. It's not my intention. Basically, I loved this. And I love the cover art too.

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It's good to see someone who appreciates fine art and is able to ruminate on the deeper meanings that sit both below the surface and upon a higher plane of understanding. The white space has many meanings that I wish to convey so that this piece may reach its fullest potential of artistic merit. It represents the blank page upon which Spike bleeds his love in the form of ink and false ideals. It represents the blank flanks of the Cutie Mark Crusaders as they search in vain for purpose in this cruel and unfair world. It represents the blank mind of those that view this piece and act as receptacles for its thoughts and desires to be made impossibly complete in their minds. It represents my state of being as I create and am, in turn, created by my body of work.

It is all those things and more. That white space is the reason I write and the reason we all live.

And if I am allowed to judge myself harshly for a moment, I would say it represents Rarity's sweet marshmellowy back end.:duck:

who's the artist for the story pic? :3

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Looks like it's whitmaverick
WARNING: the full uncropped image is NSFW

That last line. :rainbowlaugh:

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Sometimes I get it right.

“Oh yeah, Rarity…” Twilight bounced gently on her new pogo stick. “Gimme the H! They weren’t kidding about the ridges making a difference!”

ha! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: dead!!

She’d gone to Fluttershy first, but pegasus was busy with a sick beaver or something.

Fluttershy's beaver has an infection... That doesn't sound good.

Applejack, predictably, was busy with some hard bucking on the farm.

I'll bet.:raritywink:

It was a loaner from Fluttershy, and the poor dear had nearly fainted from embarrassment when Rarity had asked for a synopsis. That alone was guarantee it was going to be a good one.

:raritywink: "Thanks for that book darling, now what's this new one about?"
:fluttershysad: "Um... I... Er..." *faints*
:raritystarry: "Ooooh, so a really good one huh?"

“Well, whatever hairy little beast it was, it is nice that it recovered. But it is even more nice that you are free and we can finally go to the spa! Salad?”

:yay: "um, yes, that's a salad. I didn't think you'd need me to tell you that."

“Sounds like cheap old porno music.”

“I want that horn. I’ve heard the ridges of a unicorn horn feel wonderful inside you. When you aren’t being gored, of course. And I’ve always wanted to test out that and the ‘magicgasm’ unicorns are supposed to be capable of.” Twilight nodded to herself and then lowered her brow at Rainbow Dash’s incredulous look. “What? No pony has ever rode mine. I’m not flexible enough to ride my own, despite repeated attempts and plenty of bits spent on yoga classes. And Spike most definitely does not swing that way!”

Sounds like somepony really needs to get laid, badly!

Just some stuff I thought of while reading this, I'll let myself out.:twilightsheepish:

Well, this was far more worth my time than anticipated.

What the fuck, Spike? What the actual fuck? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

That fanfic (of a fanfic) was funny as hell. Most excellent.

“And fourth thing,” Sweetie Belle looked up from the manuscript again, “my sister’s dick isn’t THAT big! How can you live with ponies and know nothing about our anatomy?”

Everyone is a futa.

crisp salad her sister had tossed together earlier

OH no... GET AWAY BEFORE IT BECOMES A KAIJU or worse... becomes Sarah Palin!!!

Spike's off to a good start hehe

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He has a good teacher and a fine muse.

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