An entire night of reading really bad fanfiction...
...a lecture on the mechanics of shipping...
...Twilight Sparkle must now...
...ship her friends.
IQ Level: low.
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Flint Sparks
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Never thought I'd see the day that a fic, or any story for that matter, would open up with that line. The whole story got some chuckles out of me, especially the references to Rainbow Dash, so it's worthy of an upvote.
4648931 I've always wanted to open a story with that line.
Truly the best OC names ever.
This. This is comedy gold.
4648972 This is the epitome of the learning of shipping.
loved it.
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missing a "by"
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You sick monster.
Somepony call a doctor! I can't breath! Laughing too hard!
I can sadly relate to this...
I have a headache from the number of times I've facepalmed through this story.
Yes. Otherwise this might happen:
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And so it was!
This freaking line.
... *Upvotes this story*
He would lose unconsciousness. So he would wake up. Even though he was already conscious.
Got it.
I'm totally okay with this as long as Twilight stuffs Spike into the same box AJ and Rarity are already in. Or into a box with Trixie, if she happens to stop by for a fight.
4649030 They've got nothing on porn star Mr. Jizz.
I'm glad you did this Flint, I haven't seen a lavender unicorn joke this good in a while.
You would think that with all of the fanfics Twilight reads she would at least know what shipping was, but it's permissible in a story this short. However, looking back on the show, there were definitely times where Twilight missed something obvious. Also, bringing up Spike's role as comedic relief in the show and demonstrating the crap he has to deal with was a nice touch.
In terms of things that could be improved, the end became dark very fast, and it was a shift that was pretty jarring to be honest. However, it was the end of the story, and things that are dark to some may not be to others. In any case, this is about as quality as you can get in just over 1000 words, and the story wasn't bad by any means.
Well...that was certainly unexpected
This story is a shipwreck. Appropriate!
This was, just utter perfect
well done! Indeed we must ship everything, no one shall be safe form our hands-ER-hooves! 
prepare for war Shippers! We launch or boats now!
...I can be a idiot sometimes
don't mind me a woman rambling on 
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I started reading this fully prepared to sue you for plagiarizing my idea, Flint. Glad to see that won't be necessary.
This story is going in my group.
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4651031 good story, but I feel it could have blossomed into something more... And being successful.
4651101 Just something I pumped out at a fanfiction chillout at Everfree Northwest. Just something fun.
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I refuse to even. Nope.
Damnit Flint, you made me laugh again!
An obvious lie, otherwise she'd have known her name was Dainbow Rash instead. Uh, not- not that I would know anything about something like that!
Also, I noticed a long line of comments with exactly 2 likes and 2 dislikes. Either a strange coincidence, or several people have been bored recently.
The ships are coming together!
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4651613 you mean Bronycon?!
I'd love to go, but it's quite expensive 
I hope you had a great time though!
An enjoyable little diversion in a very silly Equestria. Thank you for it.
Also, Prismatic Flatline is best Daring Do sidekick.
I-I don't...
I can't even.. 
I mean, she just... 
I just... 
Why..
just, why...
Wait! You forgot your moustache!
Class.
I probably shouldn't have.... but I lol'd. Good job.
I can´t stop laughing
Official RFC review
Rating: 95%
Reason: to be honest, when I saw the title of this fic, I thought that this was going to bomb. To be fair, the topic alone is very hard to pull off without having something going wrong. And to my pleasant surprise, it didn't just pass, but pass with flying colors. While a few jokes here and there didn't get a laugh out of me, most of them did. I really liked the Red Bull joke, and the stinger at the end. And yes, I do feel like Twilight is in character here. Peace
-bestrfcplayer
I'm laughing so hard XD
4648919 Twi was probably shipping them WITH FedEx...
(Facepalm)!
The boxes whimpered priceless!
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