Cloudsdale was a pretty chill place to hang out, until the Mare started pushing their weight around and messin' with the hood. With taxes, clothing regulations, and anti-jayflying laws, things are so not cool.
Now it's up to Swaggershy and Dashtag Yolo to blaze it before things turn totally sketch.
If you think this is serious, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 good ideas but this fic ain't one.
The fourth chapter was written in collaboration with IceboxFroggie... You'll see why that's awesome.
If you hate this story just for its appearance, or somewhat offended by "swag," please post this picture so we can both get a laugh out of it.
Chapters (4)
IT'S HAPPENING
4709966 KICK IT!
4709986 Your mom threw away your BEST Porno Mag!
BUSTED!
4709991 You ask your mom "please" but she still says NO.
4709999 Your mom busted in and yells "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?"
4710021 "Mom, you're just jealous! It's the Beastie Boys!"
4710026 alrighty, I've spammed you enough for now
so i'll leave you with some Dashtag YOLO and Tank the Bank
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I... I... I should have seen this coming. Really, I should have.
But... I'm just speechless. And that's a good reaction. I think.
i.imgur.com/HV7SmIU.jpg
Gunter, gleeben, glaben, globen....
This fic is like Vanilla Ice, it was cool as ice!
i-mockery.com/minimocks/coolasice/3.gif
Oh god.
time to read!
I'm sure your parents are weeping tears of joy.
Greatest story of your entire career. 420 bitch #
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EDIT: *scrolls down*
Dayum, son. Dat was just the description? Ain't nobody got time for that!
i.imgur.com/HV7SmIU.jpg
I made it through the first quarter of the prologue and had to stop because of...
Not many stories can do that, so I give a thumbs up and a good review.
flint
flint wat r you doin
flint stahp
4710238 Your profile picture is adorable as hell. Do you have a deviantart link?
You drew me in with the Offspring reference--few do it better.
4710243 Bam. You know me though, I'll most likely change it in a few weeks.
4710250 And I'll probably ask where you got it then!
I'll probably wait until you change before picking up that Rarity avatar...
4710257 Preemptive links to possible future avatars here and here.
4710261 I suggest going from pony to human and then pony again. Shake it up!
Before story:
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I say what the devil is this?
After story
media.ticketmaster.com/tm/en-us/dbimages/141487a.jpg
I press the like button. Call me like killer.
(yes that's how he raps.)
4710313 I thought he rapped like
"*($@! !$@(* *(&# [gibberish] *R)(#@"
That rap battle reminded me of this song:
This . . . was beautiful. That's all I can say.
Into my group it goes!
Well... that was a thing.
As for who won the rap battle, it was obviously Ditzy "Derpy 'Bright "Slate 'Nested "Bubbles" Nickname' Gray" Eyes' Hooves" Doo, a.k.a. the Notorious D. R. P.
I would be gratefull if someone translated the description to english, seriously i cant understand shit
4710562
translation:
How'd I do?
4710576 thanks you did good now to read
Hashtag yolo swag :
4710660 Swiggity swaggity hashtag?
This was genius. I loved the first chapter where she says "...yes" that moment got me hooked.
I guess this is the . . . Offspring of one drink too many.
4710919
>Offspring
Hehe.
I love you.
I'm so glad this happened. Lol
This is what dreams are made of.
THIS HAPPENED AND WE LET IT HAPPEN!
4711980 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS
4712358 That is what happens when someone sets out to write something, all while knowing it's really, really stupid.
Congrats on getting featured!
4712465 Forget my feature, where in the world is that adorable pic from?
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... fine, have an up-vote.
...I'm not entirely sure what I just read, but it was beyond glorious.
#wow
#lovedit
#+1like
#awwyeah
4710156 Except Vanilla Ice was neither cool nor vanilla...flavored.
4712468 I got my profile pic off of deviantart.
I think it was by someone named uotapo.
You can condense that all into a single word...
Yet you have to take that many.
4712909 It's a really old joke...
4710445 I shalt never forget that song! REMINDS ME OF DEVASTATION.