Chris Hansen has taken down the worst sex offenders in human history, but that hasn't prepared him for what lies next.
An alien world... home of the most dangerous, most prolific, and sexiest predator alive.
Princess Celestia.
Is this just another day in the job, or has Chris Hansen finally met his match and one true love?
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I cri evry tiem!
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4255803 OH HAI
I wept many tears at the end. Bravo!
Whelp, that was one of the weirdest things I have ever read.
Thumbs up and faved.
...We'll miss you, big sexy
Well that was frickin weird. But for your descriptions of Celestia, I loved it
Not sure I wanna read it, but I'm giving it a thumbs up because i can...
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... Is it sad that when he showed me this last night, I thought it was meant as a joke?
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MY EYES
4256313 I think it is kind of a joke. I mean, most of this guys' stories are pretty lighthearted
Can't say i'm a fan, but i definitely respect the fact he goes against the grain
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To say the least
4256366 anyway, i'm out before I get blocked for comment spam
good work Mr. Sparks!
4256346 Going against the grain, huh?
Never thought of it like that, but I do see it now...
Sure, I ship it.
Apparently you can't write a story about Chris Hansen without using Chris Hansen's full name every time you mention Chris Hansen.
Anyway though, that was pretty weird. Some parts though, Honor student, the apex predator bit, and of course the sheer number of offenses were all parts that stuck out to me.
Great story brah.
A very obscure, yet amusing story with a surprisingly downer ending.
Have a like and a fave; I quite enjoyed it.
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4255803 You'll find love someday.
Flint, what are you doing?
You're gonna kill us all.
I don't know how to react ;~;
I'm here to boff some chick named Mary.
Hello
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This fic mad me sad.
Goddamnit, Flint......
Why not?
Sums up my reaction
I just thought of this.
Princess Celestia: I came looking for booty.
Chris: You came looking for sex with underage filies.
Princess Celestia: Oh no, I didn't come looking for little fillies. I came looking for man'ssss butt!
4270062 I thought the exact same thing
Celestia: oh i know who you are Chris Hanson but see i call you Chris handsome. Cause I watch your show all the time.
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I see you watched that episode as well.
4275977 arguably the funniest boondocks moments
This is the most wonderful story I've ever had the pleasure of studying with my eyeballs. 'Tis beautiful.
I only wish that it would have had a happier ending.
"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!