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Kaidan
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
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I swear... Only Regidar has you beat in terms of sheer absurdity.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Yes.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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yes
Creepy. Not my thing, but I imagine it was good for someone who liked vore.
My friend had a constricting snake of some sort; a huge one, too. To this day I'm not sure how his two dogs survived in the same house; I guess they were smart enough to avoid it when it was allowed to be loose. It did manage to eat someone's wallet, though.
Also, I was disappointed that the cover image was a lie. There was no hypnosis at all, unless someone hypnotized Twilight to be stupid that day.
FINALLY IT'S UP!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Feel like an idjet but whats vore?
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What did we learn, Twilight? Don't you go tardy none on them pets, or you get the noms!
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Yes, I spent a full 5 seconds to look that up!
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I didn't even have to read the story, I got to the third trigger word in the description and I came, HARD! That just proves how true the second trigger word is.
You mentioned Pete having venom... Pythons don't have venom. They are constrictors not vipers.
You gave me math team flashbacks while doing a teacher/student fantasy while doing sleepyvorerape. And right this second, all those things work except the math team flashbacks, which are vaguely horrific.
I have the most confused girlboner I've ever had.
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Unless I made a typo, I said he didn't need venom because he's a constrictor.
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The key word in that paragraph was 'girl'. Now, I just need to figure out why girls in real life don't find me as appealing. Is it because I keep feeding them to my python?
As for the math bit, I was thinking that'd make a great story. "Twilight's Wet Dream." Then I remembered there is this whole genre outside of clop, and decided to pay it a visit.
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Yes, very bad word to google within five miles of r34, ponies, or un-safe google search.
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V is for very sexually stimulating, O is for oxygen—deprivation! R is for really warm, slick, and moist! E is for eating—everyone! Philia is to make it sound coooooooler! Here in the deep blue sea.
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I think Twilight learned her lesson, and is currently spending a time out in the equivalent of a snake's litter box.
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For me, the key word was confused.
I don't know what to tell you. I got my spouse's attention initially because I wrote a 70+ page novella about kidnap, rape, and psychological conditioning. I know porn isn't for all occasions, but it certainly got me married.
I'm sure you'll find a way. (And writing could help, although maybe not porn.)
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I've been considering lately of writing an MLP story about kidnap, rape, and psychological conditioning, wherein a pony becomes a sex slave. What are the odds?
Also, yeah, if I write more Trixie slice of lifes where she's happy and everything is right in the world, I would not only find a wife, I would be featured on EQD!
I so want to name my kids after the mane six... does that make me awesome?
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Ah to me it read more as if he chose constriction over venom.
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I changed it and removed venom completely so I don't confuse more people... all I want is hundreds of favorites so I can have the snake eat Fluttershy next!
Vore! Huzzah! And this story has digestion!
Frankly my dear, I hate digestion.
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My snake loves to eat a girl...
It's amazing how useless magic is when the plot demands it.
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Someone gave me some amazing notes on the story, and plot line and motivation in vore stories. I wrote this for the lulz as a one hour challenge...
I'm gonna re-write it eventually to be much better, and have smaller plot holes (and more plot holes.)
Well that was sort of anti-climactic. I'm sure that no one could possibly notice a pony sized bulge and infer that the Python might have eaten Twilight... Also, things down there take a while to digest so unless she's already dead she'd probably have done something about it. She most definitely did not leave early for the Crystal Empire. Since when do snakes suddenly decide to eat those taking care of them, seriously?
P.S. Twilight would never have left before taking care of the bed.
P.P.S
I just realized that this is a just a weird story for the sake of it... boy is it weird.
Fail.
Well this was... weird?... unexpected? well at leas it was somerhing I enjoyed. But I have two questions.
1. Why spike did not post twilight from inside? or at least something else from inside of snake?
2. when celstia realize that twilight did mot responded to urge letter, had gigantic snake at home, wanished, and said snake went to other filly who too wanished. I am sure she can put two and two and two and two together (this is not mistake, I ment that.) and her revenge on pete will be horrible, or he will eat her too (can you write about this?).
But I understand that this kind of stories don't have to be logical.
Ps. sorry for any mistakes, I write from phone.
PPs. this "1" in the name of chapter mean something?
I came, twice.
So in this continuity alicorns not only aren't necessarily immortal... but they're not even resistant to stomach acid. I think I'd prefer this one if she was still a unicorn, maybe.
I'd also prefer it with her not dying, but well - Sad, Dark, Kaidan - I knew what I was in for.
Not much I can say. other than this was a wierd yet pleasurable trip. And since is the very first vore fic I've read, you can bet I'm clapping as hard as I can right now.
I'm fine with Twilight dying because of her own stupidity. But I feel sorry for Spike. Was it necessary to kill him? After a meal like that, the snake should have been unable to move at all, much less feel hungry.
2856469 Regidar stop cosplaying as Skeeter The Lurker
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Mwa hahahahahah
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Skeeter The LurkerRegidar2879163 The funny thing is I didn't notice till I read a later comment
2879149 Uhhh... that actually is... you know what, just read the blog post. Regidar and skeeter are together on this :|
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You!
(Oh crap, I can't be seen here. Ignore this post.)
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Tooooo late!
~Skeeter The Lurker
No horror movie, creepy pasta or real life horror has ever disturbed me as much as this story. That uneasy feeling created by this story has haunted me for days. I couldnt eat sleep or work properly. Everthing because the mental image burned itself into my brain along with the imagination of how all of this would feel in rl.
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You never had the honor being gated by acid, hadnt you? Or lack of air... Or breaking bones...
just pointing this out that by basic chemistry's logic i am more or less convinced based on a rather dubious search that the snakes stomach acid wouldn't be able to digest spike. does that mean spike wouldn't die from say suffocation...no but still it was bugging me a bit lol.
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Ether that or the acid would sooner or later flow into him (mouth, nose, ass, eyes) and digest him from the inside, only leaving the scales.
2903788 no because spike eats gems which are much more dense than anything we eat so his stomach acid would have to be about ten times stronger than ours meaning his bod is built for stronger stuff...as well as the fact he can swim in lava meaning he's rather tough to begin with.
WHY DID I READ THIS? They are going to have to put me back into therapy.
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I just noticed what your profile pic was...
............... sorry but spike would have killed the snake. burnt its head off in a single breathe if he was threatened that baddly. or even better ripped through its body with his claws, which dig into dirt and stone like i could dig into a fudge cake.
I'd love a sequel to this where the snake has Fluttershy for a meal. Maybe even the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
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If you can keep a secret, your wishes will come true in my other story "My Little Pony: Vore is Magic." I wrote it to expand this one-shot into a whole story... and the snake is going to be a key player for Twilight, and Fluttershy who keeps it as a pet.
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Yay!
Add tragedy to the tags, because main characters die. Oh and this outcome is impossible until twi was fully digested the snake would be unable yo lunge, and why didn't twi stab the inside of the snake with her horn?
2859008 your vore poem is brilliant. and tears of joy stream down my face
Woooww, Twilight's a dumbass... doesn't she know dragons are mammals?
Twilight deserved to be eaten here.
Also,
Butt, not plot.