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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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So is the story pic supposed to be Derpybooru's "Questionable" warning? :twilightsmile:

Please tell me my mouth is watering because they mentioned muffins....
Because if i'm drooling for some other reason....
I think me and my brain need to have a serious talk.

good start
somehow i sense unbirth with twilight coming^^

My Little Pony: Vore is Magic

Warning: Story contains vore.

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!:pinkiegasp:

Heheh, you're probably one of the only writers who can get me to like fatal vore. Kudos to you!:yay:

Hopefully this doesnt reach Eldritch-levels of fuckedupitude, cosidering the tags are "tragedy" and "dark". Sincerly hoping Sunbutt aint rotting in a dragons' tummy and the ponies triumph over this horrible adversity.



Yeah right, this shit's just the beginning :v

I bet Celestia is perfectly fine, Luna is just playing a prank, and Spitfire just passed out drunk and dreamed up the whole dragon and spider thing...

...or the opposite happened and it was fucking amazing. :trollestia:

Not my cup of tea, but I'll upvote for quality.

Mmm, interesting. The part with Pinkie Pie makes this chapter so far. I wouldn't mind seeing a story where some sort of mysterious mental contagion turns this into a pone-eat-pone world. Sadly I'm not as interested in monsters eating ponies, unless the monsters used to be ponies themselves.

I demand more. Really good, especially when Derpy starts to get digested and Spitfire's liquefied bones and muscles are drank by the spdier. :yay:

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There will be ponies turned monster, monsters, and ponies eating ponies. This will have some of every type of vore known to man because.

:rainbowdetermined2:

Vore is magic.

AWWWWW YEAH!

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:trollestia: Let's hurry up and declare Peace, dragon king. I'm really cold.
:moustache: Peace? Well, Celestia, I've got a problem.
:trollestia: Go on.
:moustache: I'm very hungry and my stomach is so empty. . . perhaps if you curl up in my stomach, just for a night, you'll get to stay warm and I won't be hungry.
:trollestia: Hmm... This could benefit us both.
:moustache: Indeed. You'll get a warm dragon-coat, and I'll get a full belly for the night.
:trollestia:Okay!
:moustache:Crawl on in....

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Does it count if the "ponies" that triumph are now half-monster?
:trollestia:

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Thanks. Fatal vore can be fun, especially if nah I'm not gonna spoil it :pinkiecrazy:

*grabs popcorn* interesting..

“No thanks, I don’t like cupcakes. I would not eat them in this house, I would not eat them with a mouse,” Derpy mocked.

This made my night for no reason.
-Brony4life14

Oh, oh, is Spike gonna get in on this goodness? I have yet to see a single fic with Spike as a pred, so far only prey every damn time.

It's here! :pinkiehappy: *Puts in read later* :derpytongue2: Now to wait.:yay:

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Yeah, Spike is going to have a very special dinner with Rarity. :moustache: :raritystarry:

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Yay, I made your night. :twilightsmile:

I shouldnt like this, in my mind, i shouldnt read it anytime
I read it because, well, vore, I felt like a dirty whore
So I will read it, in my room, I will read it till my doom
I will read this in the light, i will read it in the night
Because vore is magic, don't you see?
Hope that spider doesn't catch me!

:rainbowdetermined2::moustache::trollestia::rainbowdetermined2:

What have you done, you monster... I've never realized that I like vore, but now...
I can't say I like pony x pony vore, but the part with the spider was daaamn XD. I hope you've prepared something special and amazingly sick awesome for Rainbow Dash and the rest of the Mane6! :rainbowdetermined2:

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Twilight and Fluttershy have an incredible arc involving a lovely house guest. So does Rarity. AJ/Dash are still subject to change if I can make them about. . . 20% vorer.

3429432 Nice to know XD
Gonna be waiting for this:twilightsmile:

The scariest part is that Cadance is now in charge. Equestria is doomed... :pinkiecrazy:

2D

It was only a matter of time.

Well Derpy is gonna be coming out...just not sure which way, and I really hope Twilight eats Blue Blood

Prepare for the utterly insane, fetishy-beyond-belief, and hilarious/horrific nature that is a Kaidan fic.

(Kaidandelrose Inc. is not responsible for any of the following: wishing you were as good a writer as Kaidan is, Wishing you had half the creative genius of Kaidan, Loss of self esteem because you know Kaidan's fic is better than yours, getting drunk and dragged off to the ER because you thought it was "cool" when Kaidan did it, using Kaidan's blogs as a role model, Beginning mass blood sacrifice in the name of Kaidan Pet adorable, fluffy and in no way occultic bunny rabbits in the name of Kaidan.)

Not much into full-on fatal vore, but I do have an awkward fetish where a pony like, say, Sunset Shimmer, gets a hind leg bitten off, so now she has to limp back to the nearest town to get help before she bleeds out.

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There's a special level of hell for Blue Blood. :pinkiecrazy:

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I could fit that in... though they may limp to town only to get eaten by a giant frog.

I'm trying to mix soft/hard and other varieties (including hybrid ponies). It may take a while to "pay off" but there should eventually be every instance of vore imaginable from anal to zoology.

Soarin frowned and looked down, sighing. “Cloudsdale is gone. What is left in the air has been abandoned, and the other cloud cities have all been evacuated or hit.”

“This is horrible.”

So deadpan. :rainbowlaugh:

I will masturbate furiously to Blue Blood's violent death, I promise you this. So pick something as horrible as imaginatively possible, 'cause I'm not becoming irrdeemable fast enough here! :pinkiecrazy:

Can't have a horror story without Blueblood, or someone like him. You know, the kind of character who seems to have no purpose other than to do as much as possible to deserve his inevitable death before it happens.

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well alicorns are some kind of gods so twi may have use for his soul^^

Great stuff Kaidan. I didn't expect to see the ooze vore, but I'm glad you included it. :pinkiecrazy:

Great so far, I hope to see at least some mane6 death before the end too. Actually I'd be great with a complete downer ending as long as there was plenty of brutal vore between now and then.

And now, because no one asked for it, TERRIBLE OUT OF CONTEXT JOKES!

Her throat was still hoarse

Is there a time her throat isn't Horse?

One last spasm racked her body as she passed out. Her muscles liquefied and her brain shut down.

In other words, an average night in the world of Kaidan, just missing the words "in ecstasy".

Spitfire missing, Derpy didn’t show up to work, and Scootaloo missing class

Problem thinks has grammar Twilight does. Missing words is yes.

Oh, and you have to rub me lots, it feels awesome!

Stallions and gentlemares, I present the mind of every male's hormones ever.

The spider’s dying act had been to reproduce. Scootaloo felt her back itching so she spread her wings, and felt four appendages spill out from under them. Looking behind her revealed four spider legs, two under each wing, that joined her pony legs to give her eight total.

Last chapter:No! I MUST FIGHT THE SPIDERS!
This chapter:No Scootaloo. You ARE the spiders.
And then Scootaloo was a brood mother.

Comment posted by ShittyMKSound deleted Nov 3rd, 2013

“Somepony! I think my vomit is eating me!”

:rainbowlaugh: I think nopony helped her because they assumed that she was on LSD.

3435669 Nonononononono. Oh please God no, NO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

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Relax. It's all photoshop.

3441184 THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!! I think you scared 10 years off of my life. God damn you. lol:rainbowwild:

Scootaloo is "The Spiderses" now? :trollestia:

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I just thought the picture fit (even though Twilight isn't a mother yet).

3446219 Also, I think her real name was Skyla or something like that.

When I first saw this story I was like: this has got to be a troll fic. There's no way it's what it says it is.

*Reads* Agh! :raritydespair: :twilightoops: :pinkiecrazy:

It is worse than what it claims to be. The horror!

Poor Vinyl. :fluttershysad:

But you just keep away from Octavia, you hear me! *Cocks shotgun* Don't ya dare touch her, foul beast! :flutterrage:

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So Twilight and Fluttershy get digested by Discord, Rarity by Spike, Appplejack and Rainbow Dash still have their fates uncertain, Pinkie Pie will live... good Lord, ponykind is so screwed.
P.S:Please let Twilights last thought be something like "Well, at least i will not be married to Blueblood anymore"

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he's barely a day out of Cloudsdale and already has PTSD.

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"Oh look, Vinyl is flapping around in her own vomit again..."

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I want to have every vore known to man, plus, ooze is sexy.

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note to self: Octavia gets eaten next chapter.

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Nah, Discord would be too easy. I want Twilight to have some extra-special stress relief in the loving embrace of another predator's tummy. :scootangel:

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"Again? It's, like, third time this week..."

3488077 Nooooo, you monster!

I won't let any harm come to her. *Stands in front of Octavia protectively* :rainbowdetermined2:

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Stress relief...Pinkie Pie trying to eat all of her friends so that they will be together forever, or Princess Celestia returning as an predator and eating her student because Twilight will accept even death if it means escaping from Blueblood.

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