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Oh this is a lovely thing to wake up to. Unfortunately I have work, but I can't wait to read it later on today!
So obvious.
The correct term would just be "Canis Terran."
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and she's named Dr. Song.
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I see what you did there, you glorious bastard you.
This how I tend to see Discord ponified these days:
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If Discords back then... Will Max have something else taken away!? His left butt cheek!? Or maybe somethig gained... If you know what I mean, *wink*
P.S. that picture of Sunny you made is still one of the cutest things ever. And I don't think puppies are very cute. Your good. Remind me to ask you for a commission if I ever get my shit straight.
Max is not healthy. 172 is a dangerously high systolic pressure; the average for the Equestrian human is actually closer to Earth human normal. I realize he's probably stressed right now but 180 is the range where they tell you go to the damn hospital. If you want him to have a slightly higher than normal systolic because he's stressed, 140 is better than 172; at 172 he might actually be experiencing migraines or chest flutters (at least, I get those at 172. I'm on medication that gives me hypertension, which requires me to take different medication to not die of high blood pressure. Fun!)
Diastole of 82 isn't bad, and high diastole's worse than high systole, but 172 is *bad*. If you did not intend for us to think Max is about to keel over with a stroke, you may want to change it.
That's IF you consider it to be canon...
Anywho, nice chapter. Love the trolling with Avacado. XD
*Reads author's note picture*
Wow. I hadn't thought of that.
Great chapter as usual! I loved the bit with the avocado, it made me chuckle. Also, the picture of Avera was... unexpected. I enjoyed the contrasting expressions of the guards as well: happy-go-lucky, wannabe sultry, and roid-rage mode. Each one certainly suits their personality and appearance, and they also helped me to better keep tabs on which guard is which. Thanks! :)
170/82 for blood pressure is actually high.
If his mother suffered from high blood pressure, shouldn't Max know it?
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It is nice to see a good story still going strong
Rory: Melody Pond get back in your universe and stop being a pony
Amy: Rory shut up
Lol that's what popped into my head because of the doctor who reference :3
And I feel sorry for the equestrian humans they can't eat guacamole :(
if Max got a female human pregnant would the child be able to talk and/or understand what is going on around him/her?
3762973 Yep. Just about every character sharing a name with a character from Dr. Who will be watched like a hawk for references.
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why was that so funny?
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Probably. But that might just be because it seems like all of the Equestrian humans are slowly gaining sentience.
On an unrelated note, why the hell has Max not told Twilight about his dreams yet? Not saying anything when he thought it was just a recurring nightmare was one thing. And even when he chalked it up to Discord messing with him I could understand why he didn't feel like talking about it. But when a random pony attacks you while using imagery from your nightmares and ending in a clearly prophetic statement, it's probably time to get a professional opinion. Especially when that prophetic statement has an eerie connection to the changes you're noticing in the supposedly non-sentient humans around you.
Dr. Song ‘spoilers’ acts like a foal.”
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thank god for our ability to eat almost ANYTHING that we can get our hands on!
our version of humans must of had it rougher then the equestrian counterparts.
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For a male in the 20-25 range the average blood pressure is 117 over 77, I think max is going to die.
Your embedded picture in the authors notes failed.
Also, good chapter. Interesting to see how you made him different from the Equestrian Humans (or vice-versa). Also, get on with the shipping already!
But Pony x Human couldn't work if they wanted to have kids/foals whatever, It would come out all fucked up and shit not even a mom could love its face.
so max has his own herd now eh? sly dog!
oh d***** damn he wont let me say his name some lord of c*** nope cant even say that well i blame the archmage because ya love this by the way
3763314 Or it could come out as someone like her:
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If you say she's not cute, than:
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The Human body has an average of 8-12 pints of blood.
If we assume each of the blood bags is one unit of blood (1 pint), then Max just lost 3 pints of his total supply (25% total).
That's quite a lot of blood to lose in one sitting, even in a controlled environment. Not to mention he did this on an empty stomach.
A normal person would likely be very fatigued after such an occurrence.
Other then that minor detail, I enjoyed the dialogue in this chapter quite a bit. It was nice to see Ebony Rose, Primrose, and Avera Noctus get some more time to develop as characters..
3763366 But we have to be realistic if a human and a animal had a baby it wouldn't come out all nice looking it would come out all messed up and stuff.
dat applejack is cute doe
3763314 they would have anthro kids, Y? cuz magic
3763374 Sorry, meant to put that each bag was half a pint. My bad
3763391 the magical pony vagina can turn pony human babys into anthro's
Discord is a big ol' motherfucker. I can't wait until our dear human gets his voice back. That'll be interesting.
3763400 yes
3763380 "realistic" has less meaning in a world of talking, magical ponies.
Those poor bastards. They just don't know what they're missing.
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3763314 centaurs my dear centaurs
3763432 turns out it is a plague for all of pony kind.
Gah! Need more story..... *sighs and sits down, contemplating re-reading the entire story this far...*
3763551 Did the same, 3 times.
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3763528 May Celestia help Twilight's vagina when she has the baby
It does not make a ton of sense to call the playing cards "Celestia" and "Luna", it would make more sense if you called them "Sun" and "Moon". Because ponies probably did not use the term luna before she returned and people in general are creatures of habit. It is not likely that they would bother changing the name of a playing card.
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I kind of wanted to address this too. I'm a big guy, I'm 6'6", 250 pounds, and yes, I lift, I also used to donate regularly, that being said, when I used to donate, 1 pint kicked the life out of me, I certainly was pale, weaker, and fatigued/dizzy for a couple of days, but Max is 180, 6'something, and is moderately healthy, and he donated 3 pints? Now, the average male will have, more specifically, about 10 to 12 pints of blood, females have 8-9, and according to Reader's math, he donated about 25% of his blood if he had 12 pints in him, which is uncommon for most males. Now, because of these factors, Max wouldn't just be very fatigued, he would be on the verge of passing out, he wouldn't be making kick ass nachos, let alone walking without any assistance. And not because he couldn't handle it, but because the body will shut down after loosing 33% of it's blood. So unless Max is getting some sort of VIT+ Bonus from all the chaos magic pumping through his body, he would be out like a light by the end of the donation. That is, unless he were to get an IV of saline into him afterwards, so that his body wouldn't just cease to function, but that can be incredibly uncomfortable, and unhealthy, so soon after a withdrawl, it also cannot be done during a withdrawl, as well.
It also goes without saying that donating massive quantities of blood is incredibly detrimental on the body. It's fatigue to the power of "I feel like I haven't slept in 48 hours, all the time." It can also cause your muscles to atrophy slightly, puts you at a higher risk of heart and brain troubles, you're at a higher risk of passing out, due to stress, and expect to get incredibly ill, because your body will go into shock.
Otherwise, great chapter.
*Edit: So, I am an idiot, ignore this, because I wasn't paying attention when reading.*
I smirked at my reflection, a gray unicorn stallion smiling back at me. My mane was dark gray, streaks of white running through it, the same white that colored the hair of my goatee. As I watched my reflection, its blue eyes flashed red for a brief second, “But you never know when we might be due for a big old storm of chaos.”
Wait a bucking minute!!! That's...
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
I C WAT U DID THAR...
and here, you sly dog!
Poker face while eating guacamole.
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Yeah it really just depends on the individual most of the time. I donate as often as I can, and I have never really been affected negatively by it.
Which is some what surprising because I'm a meager 140lbs and 5'11". At most I feel slightly tired for the rest of day, but nothing that would impede me from an average day of work.
But it worth noting that author kindly responded to my previous comment and informed us that the blood bags were half a unit each. Which means Max donated roughly 1.5 pints, which is only half a pint more than your average donation visit.
This is great because now his guards almost didn't accidentally kill their new charge. Promotions for everypony!!