Scrunching up my face slightly, I glanced around the library before looking down at the steaming cup in my hands. Slowly, I began to nod my head. My life has become weird.

Become weird? Oh, I'm pretty sure you passed weird a long time ago.

Ahh! You fucking mentioned Scratchers! That is so awesome!

See this? See this? This is where the Idea for Scratchers came from!

"I don’t know why they’re so upset. He only had four servings of the Firebreather Challenge,” Ebony huffed, rolling her eyes as she giggled loudly. “Which reminds me, how can you eat that much?” she asked, turning to look at me. “Are you a bottomless pit?”

Max: "Those weren't nearly as large as the buffalo wings I've had from back home"

Everpony else: *horrified expressions* "B-BUFFALO?!"

And then a hurried explanation that Buffalo wings simply refer to the city where they were first created, and that buffalo on earth don't have wings, nor do they have a tribe like the ones in Equestria.

That was a great chapter! I myself am a wing loving nut! While I may never have anything too spicy (mild is the hottest I can go), I pay my respects to anyone who can beat a hot wing challenge.

Indeed a good chapter and I got some laughs out of it. Thanks for it, I look forward to more chapters.

hah! spicey food is awesome, those ponies were asking for it

Pony version of HOOTERS.

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CoughCough

Great chapter as usual. I like this story so much I may just have to re-read it.

I seriously read the title as "Eating out your human" at first. Nice chapter, btw.

This chapter was hilarious.

Ninety-six wings... Are you a god?

Ah, Here I was, sitting, bored; about to go to sleep having had practically no pony today, when suddenly I get an email informing me about the new chapter. Your timing, sir, is impeccable, and I commend your ability to write great stories.

I want more of this...right meow.

...now I want wings.

Awesome chapter. I like it.

Plese more^^

It's the little parts like this I love about the story. Plot is good too and everything, but all the fun everyday adventures are what makes this story for me.

That, my friend, was an awesome chapter! I wonder what Max will spend his bits on? I also look forward to when Twilight comes out and tells Max that she loves him.

Aww, we missed Max explaining ponies from home to Twilight. I would have liked to see her reaction.

I don't see what's so hard about the Firebreather challenge. Can Equestria humans simply not handle mildly spicy food?...Actually, considering their level of intelligence, maybe that is a problem. Animals here don't like to eat spicy things, so I guess the same applies in this case.

If Max had tied a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue, their heads might have exploded.

You ass, why do you have to update these right as I'm going to bed!

You should have kept quiet about Dan... he's due a chapter of his own sometime soon I believe

I am kind of sad that Max didn't explain Hooters to the ponies. Since that's clearly what Scratchers is based off of.

4287062 96, divided by 3 (because of their smaller size) is 32 regular-sized wings: still a lot, but doable.

>> bri_chan Yea I'd say back at chapter 7 with Max and Sunny stumbling on AJ in the barn

>> MadMaxtheBlack
Another great chapter my good man. I always find myself eagerly waiting for the next one.

xD The name of this chapter seemed so lewd to me when I first saw it!
Maybe I'm just a pervert

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Well in South East Asia, we have spicy a lot but the only wings we have is chicken wings I haven't see Asian version of buffalo wings

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Awesome chapter. I like it.
Plese more^^

this ^^

4287188 CHANCE.
MISSED.

I want them to kiss.

I liked that you had a weak spiciness to them, considering us humans eat the ones that are borderline poisonous for sh*ts and giggles, and how you had the ponies just blown away from how he tore through them.

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Well, apparently it's not Hooters, though I was getting a huge hooters vibe off of it myself.

Fun chapter to read, and now I'm also eagerly anticipating Dan's next chapter as well!

4287355 Nah! You probably read the chapter title and forgot that the word "with" was in there.

4287421 I bet 50 bits they will kiss in Chapter 58!

I wish my back had a sweet spot like that, although im sure max was super suprised.

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Oh that's where the term comes from? Huh, the more you know...

Okay really? The whole romance plot was DoA for me to begin with and now we've been dancing around the issue for the better part of thirty chapters! JUST FUCK ALREADY!! Honestly this is like watching two wallflowers on prom night.

Secondly, is there a plot outside of the romance? Seriously I can't tell anymore. Something about how mankind was abandoned by some god or something like that. I wanna read about that.

Also synthetic meat is for commies.

I read this:

a large, illuminated sign above the front door, the orange letters proudly reading:
Scratchers

and this was my reaction;

"Huh... I wonder..." Sees that sign is orange. "OH MY GOD ITS THE PONY EQUIVALENT OF HOOTERS!" Throws hands out and waves them at the screen, reading farther in, seeing humans are wearing orange clothing. "SWEET RHINO HUMPING HAMSTER JESUS! IT TOTALLY IS THE PONY VERSION OF HOOTERS!"

Looks down at comments, hoping to get in before other Hooters comments. Sees only two comments on the whole chapter, neither Hooters related. Hopeful refresh of comment section. Sees absolute shit ton of Hooters comments. Feels cheated.

Anyways, another good chapter MadMax! I await more, as well as more of little Selena (that's how you spell it right?)!

~AnimatedGamer

Nice, we have the human equivalent of the pony Cutie Mark erogenous zone...
Keep going! ;)

This was my reaction to Ebony's comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAiOFOKO3xM

Brilliant!

I read the title as eating your human out, ...curse my perverted mind...

4287068 BaconCat?

Who else read the title as "Eating Your Human Out"?

Another good chapter :D , but i'm disappointed in missing Twilight's reaction about what ponies are like here. And I don't know why Max is so paranoid, just let the ponies know you are intelligent man. And did they get the hay fries for the pony who asks for them? And another thing, I'm guessing it's chaos magic (more chaotic than normal) that is stopping Max from talking, surely Celestia or Luna would recognise it, even Twilight, seeing as she is the element of MAGIC. That or humans just can't talk in the universe he is in now, something to do with the universal template. Anyway that restaurant is so pony version of hooters lol.

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I bet Ebony could tie a stem into a knot and blow his mind.

I know Rarity can.

I like max to tell them the history of humanity so they can see what humans can do

4287062 remember that these wings aren't as big as the wings on Earth. About 1/3 of the size.

This book is SO GOOD!

4286997 He would then continue saying Humanity nearly wiped them out, but they recovered, most now on private land or national parks. Ponies then ask how Humanity could nearly push a species to extinction, Max retorts with a list of creatures made extinct by human activities.

Ponies lose desire to eat.

4287047 Me: "About fking time, now Max, fk her, start dating, get equal rights for Humans, start acting civilized as ambassador of Earth and solve the Discord mystery!"

Rereads title.

Me: "Sigh, Max, you are never going to achieve anything on your own, are you?"

4287062 "No? Then die!" *Lightning*

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That would be like explaining the attraction to boobs to girls.