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And from henceforth, thy name shalt be Stitch
... Max is kind of an asshole... And really dumb. How has he not realized the humans have SOME kind of intelligence? He's just bumbling along blindly ignoring everything that obviously isn't normal with a " fuck that, got mine" attitude.
Odd, this didn't show up on my update feed.
Nice chapter.
5538206 You say that as someone who sits behind their computer and reads the story chapter by chapter with other perspectives besides just Max's mixed in. You've read the comments and what the author has to say. Max is living in an alien world with a species that is similar to his own, but different in so many ways. Something that you see that makes you cry "can't you see what's happening, fucktard?" is something that Max might just chalk up as Equestrian human behavior. Kinda like when your dog tugs on your shirt when he wants to play.
GAH! who was that pony that saved max? do we know them? if so GAH! i wanna know
Hah! Found the pic of Twilight's outfit! Now gimme them points, Max!
Edit: To PROVE what I am saying, just click the apostrophe in Twilight's name!
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I'm ignoring the other perspectives and looking at what he himself knows. That human labeled 626? Rhythmicly chirping and chattering while trying to lead him? Tell me that doesn't sound like a language. The human somehow escaping form his cage by opening the , according to the gaurd, human proof lock? That's not strange. All those humans starting to dig under the mountain trying to get to some odd magical signal? That one big red flag. That female he killed in the fight after she flipped around and cried as she died? According to ponies humans don't cry but Max has seen it. He was testing their intellect using cheese a dozen chapters ago but just stopped for some reason. The freaky messages carved into his FUCKING DOOR!!! How has none off this tipped him off?!??
5538283 "Oblivious King"
626..... 626.... Wait a second Expirment 626 XD it's stitch
I'm calling it now, Max got saved by Sunny and Sergeant Stacker.
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My dog acts much the same way when she wants out to take a dump, and I have a cat that loves to walk around saying "mama".
Animals are often far smarter than most people give them credit for, and there is video documentation of horses opening doors.
An event that Max does not know of.
Because calling him an idiot is the understatement of the century. Yes, there really are people that absentminded, unobservant, and just plain dumb.
He isn't listed as an Idiot Hero on the TV Tropes page for no reason.
You rushed this chapter for us, didn't you?
Thanks anyway
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He saw them from the train on the way to Canterlot. Twilight explained that humans were showing up and they didn't know why.
Casadia? Did you mean "quesadilla?" Because that's what it sounds like Max was making in the kitchen scene. I do wonder who this blue wonder is that took down those Blackhoof assassins...? Also 626? Mucho LULZ! What's next, a set of human guards named 117, 058, 104, 087?
I spotted a few other shorelines in this chapter but not enough to disrupt my enjoyment of it. Keep up the good work; I hope to see you next chapter!
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Oh, that group.
There are multiple documented accounts of animals leaving areas about to be hit by earthquakes. The mechanism behind this phenomenon is as yet unknown.
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But they were digging... With TOOLS. If it were an isolated event that would be one thing but this is becoming a consistent pattern.
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You've never seen a horse with a plow?
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I've never seen a horse show up at a parking lot, hook itself up to a plow, and start working. Have you? Cause that's a more accurate portrayal of what they are doing.
Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
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You're forgetting that the particular group of humans that Max witnessed was assembled, after the anomalous migration was noticed, at the behest of our good friend Ebony Rose, you know, before she became Max's guard. This happened WAY back in chapter 4.
No different from using oxen in a mine.
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I disagree but will cease arguing as it does neither of us any good. Besides we've both come to the same conclusion. Max is really dumb.
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Not dumb, just oblivious.
Prompt: McDonalds
Answer: IM LOVIN IT!
P.S. still the best fanfic out there this is so heartwarming i could just sqeee
"squee"
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.... No, no he's dumb... Like going with th CMC into the everfree. Really dumb.
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Wasn't that just to visit Zecora? (Sorry if I'm wrong.)
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Something like that. But ponies had told him not to go in there and he did anyway.
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Damn that mare soo fiiiiine
She is actually quite beautiful...
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People go and visit Zecora constantly. He was probably just thinking it'd be a quick trip in and out. Plus, if Max is 'dumb' how is he still alive? In every situation he finds a way to cheat death.(Granted sometimes he's just extremely lucky.)
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People do not go visit zecora all the time. The mane six and Applebloom visit her. And he is alive entirely from luck or, I suspect, divine intervention from the ghostly mare.
I'm going to be honest here: I was really anticipating that assassination attempt, and I'm a little disappointed at how underwhelming it ended up being. In my opinion, that could've been a really cool and tense action sequence, but instead it ended before it could even start.
Secondly, Max's lunch is spelled "quesadilla". It was a little painful to read it spelled "casadia".
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They are what I meant by people visiting her. Appleblooms even gone on her own if I remember correctly.
5538414 Thanks for correcting my spelling. Strangely enough, if you type "casadia" into google search, it acts like it's correct.
This chapter was amazing. Had great moments all around. Some good slice of life, that turned into darker moments with the assassins. Then we had hints of something with the human and digging. Then finished off with some amazing romance. I wonder what the deal is with Octavia and vinyl.
5538615 Probably because it has a meaning elsewhere and that's why Google accepts that spelling. I pointed out out because quesadillas are my favorite Mexican food (Which is ironic, I think, because I'm third generation Mexican.)
5538597 Yet, strangely enough, according to google some people do in fact spell it 'casadia'. I blame google.
And as for the assassination attempt, it was never really going to be a high point for the arch. Sorry to disappoint.
5538259 It wasn't one pony. A blue blur of a pony attacked Arsenic, and a grey pony with blue eyes roughed up the other. Based on those descriptions, it sounds like Sunny and Stacker to me.
5538615 Aaaaah that google search has me wanting to punch my computer. How did people think that was a correct spelling for a Spanish word. English phonetics maybe but Spanish? AARGH. Also my first reaction was to pronounce casadia, cah-saw-dee-a
5538597 Actually, apparently there are two spellings for 'quesadilla'.... as it turns out if you Google, Bing, Yahoo, WHATEVER(!) the word "casadia" you get crap tons of sites also spelling it that way.
5538678 Well, they're WRONG.
5538691 But señor...
I can't find the saddle image. I saw it earlier today ironically, and now it disappeared...
5538703 Yeah, to bad no one can seem to find it.
so both vinyl and octavia are testhralls vinyl old enough to maybe remember the time when humans were still sapient, that would expalin why luna wanted her as part of her night court so bad
5538237 also, Max has seen stuff that makes him question it, like the girl crying in the arena. Thing is that he just doesn't pay enough attention BECAUSE HE HAS A LIFE TO LIVE THAT GETS IN THE WAY! we see a tiny fraction of his life, not every detail all the time. Plus his preconceived notions could easily be affecting his ability to notice this.
Well, Vinyl's a vampire and that hoe wants to suck his blood.
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5538200 yep, you're not the only one that thought of that first. he's also escaped too.
also, you posted your chapter a day late to get a chapter per week, excluding interludes and prologue. good work authorman