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Can he or can he not speak, i'm just wondering at this point are is he choosing not to. -_-
The MC acts way too much like an idiot from time to time. Try using the toys to fashion some sort of shiv, and carve a message in the wall. That would solve half his problems right there. Of course, most stories have characters that are intentionally left without common sense from time to time.
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He can't. Something in Equestria took away that ability.
2937958... well that's just infuriating i'd be one hundred percent irate at this point
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Agreed. Even with me being ex-US Army, and all of the discipline that gets drilled into you, I'd would have at least tried kicking a pony's a by now. Or have found some way to get some written communications going. That or I would have made a shiv already (that are not that hard to make with random stuff that can be found lying around a house ).
I'm honestly beggining to grow bored of how little effort he keeps putting forth to prove himself intelligent. He could scuff designs or pictures in the dirt or another soft material, on which he stands, that the 'stupid' humans wouldn't think to do, and even if the ponies write it off as a fluke he could do it again and again till they get the idea that he's acting smarter than he should. He could also arrange surrounding objects in a pattern. Hell, he doesnt need paper to write, he could do that in the dirt. Go outside and find dirt or grass and try it yourself, you just gotta pull up interfering grass which only takes a moment and the dirt is quickly written upon. These are ideas he shoulda had a long time ago, and been waiting to perform.
Please please please please please please make him come to his senses. THIS STORY IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! I honestly am considering not continuing to read this. And WHY IS HE DECIDING TO ACT MORE LIKE AN ANIMAL!!! SERIOUSLY, IS HE STUPID!!!!
hell yeah!!!
2937985 2938008 understood but then again common sense is so rare its like a super power these days
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2938075 Lol Agreed, exactly like that.
take that twilight
I would ad a pic but I can't figure it out
WTF?! Is this guy for real?
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Heck, he doesn't even have to go to that much trouble. Just use his food to spell out something.
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True, but then he also has a weapon to defend himself with (even how little it can help against an opponent with magic).
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Because making weapons and threatening to shank them will make the ponies inclined to listen to him more!
...Wait.
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Major difference between having a weapon for self-defense and trying to murder people. Stop trying to be stupid. Besides a knife is an extremely valuable survival tool.
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As we humans say: "Common sense isn't very common."
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I agree. It's ridiculous that he's not even trying to communicate. Hell, you should learn the equestrian math system and demonstrate your superior understand of the universe. Draw up some engineering diagrams of things beyond the pony's understanding. Do something!
So far this story has done nothing but make me blind with rage. I'll stick around for now, but only because I hope/expect this kid to do something that's actually not stupid.
**EDIT**
Looking at previously made comments, I suppose I shouldn't get my hopes up as you've written this story with humans being pets clearly in mind.
wonder why rarity hates humans so much?
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Simply reacting to things said with appropriate facial/physical expressions would be enough. Someone tells a joke? Laugh. Hear something scary? Cower. Someone speaks directly to you? Nod or shake your head as appropriate. Hear a question about where something is? Point. Heck, he's probably played pictionary at some point! I bet he can mime writing on something!
Do it enough (as in, for like 10 minutes) and anyone with half a brain will get curious.
Just... it doesn't bear thinking about, because there are so, so many ways to communicate without speaking that it'll pretty much have to immediately go away the moment chapter 8 hits and frees the author from the prompt. At least, that's my hope.
Oh oh
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He's gonna go nuts in less than a month.
As you can see, Mister Author, we're now six chapters in, and continuously, again and again, he's squandered or been denied a chance to communicate. And now he is resorting...to PEEING. ON. A CARPET.
Forcing any race into slavery was bad enough and against the message of the show. The fact that there's no logical reason why he suddenly can't speak was confusing. The NEUTERING...was despicable. And yet every chance he had to actually communicate with them, you somehow twisted it around within the tale so that what should have been a perfectly reasonable chance to reveal he was intelligent became a squandered opportunity for no other reason than to drag this already questionable premise along. And I'm not even in the minority opinion anymore, because now you've got a little over half your readers saying that regardless of whether or not they like the story, they agree that by now HE SHOULD BE TALKING TO THEM IN SOME WAY.
So please stop wasting EVERYONE'S time...and we're begging you...just have a "get your hooves off me, you damn dirty pony" moment!
This protagonist is so stupid. He is rly an animal. Or writer just doing his work very bad.
The author familiar to me wrote the novel on the same subject. His hero got to slavery to equine race as pet whose intelligence was distinguished already in chapter 2 at logical actions of the main character.
Our author simply potboiler in comparison with him.
Quick question to all the raging complainers. Do you guys even read the comment sections? The author has stated several times that he/she is not in control of the story for the first seven chapters. His friend that won a bet is. This friend's first stipulation was that the MC cannot communicate with the ponies for the first seven chapters.
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He should have told his friend to stop by the time they got to the character being so desperate he decides to pee on carpets!
Why didn't he try reading a book? Either at the bookstore, or the library? That would be a pretty good sign of intelligence.
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I agree that it's gone on for far to long, but that is neither here nor there. The story is well written so far under the restrictions given. I'm just waiting to see where it goes now that the MC can finally attempt to get the ponies attention in the next chapter.
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Good. It's just...peeing on the floor? Really? I mean...that just seems to REALLY cross the line. What was in the co-writer's head when he wrote this? That scene from Troll 2?
...You know something? If I was him... instead of pssing on the rug I would just go rage mode and destroy, break, throw, etc. what ever I could reach then when Twilight yells at me... slap her and be mouth the words "Fck... you..." very slowly.
Alright, I have to ask now. Did Max piss on the floor, or shit on the floor?
3404685 most likely the latter
“It’s Your Human and You, by Dr. Mac Guffin.”
Dr. Mac Guffin
Mac Guffin
oh I'm gonna need a double face palm for this one.
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This is beyond stupid, not even trying to communicate. I hope this changes next chapter otherwise this could be one of the worst fics I have ever read.
3714472 That is a pretty terrible insult considering some of the garbage out there. Just speaking in complete sentences and maintaining continuity between chapters lands him squarely in the pantheon of good writers.
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If that is the merit by which we avow good from bad writers, then we have done ourselves a grave diservice. We ought not and should not judge a speech or text on the fittness of its subject matter, but rather on the fittness of the aforestated. This fanfic does not make any sense to any one.
Not trying to communicate on the grounds of uncertain outcome is utterly ludacris (one could argue that watching, writing, or even considering mlp is in and of itself ludacris, but I digress). This fic isn't for every one nor is the style by which it is presented. I for one hate the way this author writes, yet have nothing better to do at the moment except wait.
Ok, now I actually am annoyed by the sheer stupidity of the protagonist, unless something about equestria actually turned him into an animal, he deserved to be working at mcdonalds, as it seems his problem solving capabilities would be unable to handle anything more.
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then he should have written it better, or at least differently.
What in the hell was the point of removing his ability to speak if you are going to make equestria's written language english? It makes the muteness almost pointless unless you make the protagonist stupid, as he currently is!
I'll just leave this here...
3731247 I always felt sat for old joseph there.
damn, payback is cruel
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I am not an animal! I am a human being! And imma poop all over your carpet now to prove it!.
Ooh man, that was priceless.
I didn't get the Noble and Barnes reference. I'm a Swed. A little help?
Barnes and noble is a bookstore
3810996 He could try to poop out some words. Like I dunno.
Fck u.
3822590 I nearly fell out of my chair at your comment; holy hell that was funny!
The phone? Chekhov's gun? Or did you forget?
I have a solution for him. You take your index finger, bite through the skin, and then write this on the wall.
Let me have some paper you damn horses.
3857615 that should get the point across, if not make them shit themselves
Oh he's so fucked... Funny as fuck though. Can't believe Twilight shouted at him, but she's obviously defensive about her letters. Fluttershy was bloody awesome, funny as fuck when she inspected his... 'Asset'. Made me feel all warm inside when she was talking and such. Bah ha ha ha, fucking weird shit.
A joke shop in the shape of a joke hat. A carousel-shaped store called the Carousel Boutique. How are these puns?