And finally the liars have been revealed

Side note,Im fairly certain that i read this within thirty seconds of it being posted....And i have to say that the story is still top notch

3329542 I'd be up for that. PM whenever you get the chance; I usually get back with people within a day or so.

Any ETA on chapter 19? I saw that you have it all but finished. Don't you start holding out on us

about.fucking.time.

3332443 Nooo...no. Chapter 19 no here...

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Huh, good twist with why Rarity dislikes humans, i like it.

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dont fuck with us consuela! you hand that chapter 19 over right now!

madmaxtheblack: come get bitch!

is what i see xD

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Chapter 18 - 95% Complete (Editing - Started)

Chapter 19 - 95% Complete (Editing - Started)

Chapter 20 - 5% Complete (Planning - Finished)

Betrayed by your own profile page! GET HIM!

3332547 3332526 Yeah, but in all seriousness, chapter 19 will be posted later on today.

Interesting development, and I agree with max that it was just a little too easy for them to accept him as intelligent. Perhaps it's just the slight paranoia but I have the feeling there is a little more going on than is being hinted at.

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You couldn't keep the joke running?

and max becomes an ambassador and has to marry into the royal family due to old style regulations instituted before nightmare moon resulting in max being forced to stay creating a very happy twilight and frustrated max, and discord gets bitch slapped by celestia for being a jerk.

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*Grabs a sword and Lance*
IM WITH YOU ON THAT!!

3332607 So, you're saying you don't want a new chapter later? Okay, I guess I can wait another 2 weeks...

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If you want an outright revolt and lower approval numbers than the US Congress...

3332625 I didn't think you could go lower than zero...

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No, they still have 8% left. Those people must be either living under a rock, or they understand how the US government system is supposed to work.

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Yeah, but in all seriousness, chapter 19 will be posted later on today.

~yay.

There is something so obvious that has been staring me in the face this whole time I have been reading your story.
The name Human originates from Latins "Homo sapiens" which means "wise man". The intelligent ponies calls Humans, Humans. Yet humans in this story are not wise, but in the name "human" lies the hint that humans used to be intelligent for all ponykind to see, yet no"pony" questions it.
Which means THEY KNOW!
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First off, everyone who reads this knows how applejack's accent sounds like.
Secondly, simply state the accent.
"......" She said, with a country accent.

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3332992 But what if you try to use an accent that some people have never really heard? They wouldn't know what a(n) [insert accent name here] accent sounds like, unless you write it out.

2 chapters in 1 day
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>Rest little human
There should be a comma between "Rest" and "little"

>We don’t want to cause anymore damage than what has already been done!
"any more" should be two words here

>I decided that it was time to checkout where I was exactly
"check out" should be two words here

>I was in a bed, inside of, what appeared to be, a hospital room
The second and third commas should not be in this sentence

>It’s head brushed the remains of the ceiling
>It’s right foreleg was that of a lion
*Its

>The nurse nodded
You have two spaces between "nurse" and "nodded"

>When she had finished changing my bandages and left, closing the door behind her
Typing two variations at once is not a good idea

>“Shoot sugarcube,” Applejack said
There should be a comma between "Shoot" and "sugarcube"

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"Humans" originates from "hummus," or earth. Homo means man, and sapiens is wie, but humans refers to our entire genus, from neanderthals to habilis. Personaly, I believe the humans in the story are some genetically modified version of habilis, as they can use tools, but are smaller and less intelligent than us.

“Not after what happened with Sweetie Bell.”

It's "Sweetie Belle"

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EDIT: "Sigh...." Was a little douchey to use... Sorry about that. (I need to lay off the sauce.) I stand by my statement that hummus is delicious though.

"while we are Homo sapiens sapiens, the 'doubly wise human" I did not realize that. I feel like I should have.

Is it not obvious? Hummus is delicious so your explanation is not sufficient.
Sorry. But my hummus dishes are something I take seriously/deliciously.

Back on track though. I have been giving it some thought. While the humans may be another variant of human entirely (Homo sapiens Equus?). OR (and I am not sure if there is enough distinction here yet.) are they simply showing the effects of thousands of years of short life spans, selective breeding and that still unknown magic making them dumb (Or at least unable to grow mentally as people)?

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Hummus is a type of Middle Eastern dish that is quite satisfying, despite it having the texture of diarrhea. Humans derives from the Latin Homo, which became humanus (which was a mixture of Homo and Manus), and eventually translated into Human in modern English.

You may be thinking of Humus, which does mean dirt, and which eventually change to Homo, or man, and continued on it's way to human.

And Human does NOT refer to our entire genus. Hominid does, however. As for the whole 'wise' human thing, Neanderthals were also Homo sapiens, but they were of the subspecies neanderthalus, while we are Homo sapiens sapiens, the 'doubly wise human'

“Oh no, is he injured?’ Fluttershy asked, perking up instantly.
+Yes, but that has nothing to do with me not being able to talk.+

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And Human does NOT refer to our entire genus. Hominid does, however.

Our genus is 'Homo' (erectus, ergaster, heidelbergensis, habilis, cro-magnon, neanderthalensis, rhodesiensis), 'Hominini' is our tribe (Australopithecus, Ardipithecus and a few others) and 'Hominidea' (''great apes'') is our evolutionary family such as gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees.

As for the whole 'wise' human thing, Neanderthals were also Homo sapiens, but they were of the subspecies neanderthalus, while we are Homo sapiens sapiens, the 'doubly wise human'

'Modern man'/'Homo sapiens sapiens'/'Anatomically modern humans' are all correctly used terms of subspecies of Homo sapiens alongside 'Homo sapiens Idaltu', but Homo Neanderthalensis is not uniformly considered to have a subspecies. Only the minority of the archaeological society supports this theory based on the remains some believe are the result of a crossbreed between the archaic Homo sapiens and Homo Neanderthalensis.

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Thule is right.

Thole it.

Oh. I was gonna guess attempted rape or something. I mean, that's still horrible, but... Anywho

“You girls remember that time we got transported to the world where everypony’s gender was swapped?”

...wait wat

no Harmonious magic

When you write it that bluntly I can't help but feel like twilight is stupid.

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On a Cross and Arrow

read it, it is excellent.

Please don’t cut off my balls; I’m rather attached to them

I get it. Cause he actually is attached to them. Hahaha, immature humor.

As it slowly stepped towards me and emerged from the shadows, I felt my jaw drop. It was like no creature I had ever seen before. It looked like someone had taken several spare parts from different animals and combined them into one creature. The thing had the head of a horse, with a deer antler and goat horn atop its head. Its right foreleg was that of a lion, ending in a massive paw. The left one was that of a bird of prey, it’s long, sharp claws scratching at the dusty stone as it advanced. Two massive wings extended from its back, the left one covered in blue feathers, while the right one was bare and leathery, like a bat’s wing. Its long, snake like body was covered in brown fur, and ended with a scaly dragon tail. As I took in its appearance with a shocked gaze, it glowered down at me, its red eyes burning into my soul.
“There’s nowhere left to run,” it hissed, baring its teeth. Its mouth was filled with long, pointed teeth that glinted in the dim light. A long, forked tongue slithered from in between its teeth as it spoke. It drew nearer, but I was unable to run away. My feet felt like they were glued to the floor, and my legs were like stone.
“If you will not help them,” it roared, stopping just in front of me. I had to crane my head back just to look into its smoldering gaze. “Then you have no more purpose here!” With that, it raised its massive lion paw high into the air. Long, black claws emerged from the paw. With a roar, its paw descended upon me. Screaming for all I was worth, I raised my arms as I tried to stop the inevitable end. Closing my eyes, I turned my head and waited for the impact.
“ENOUGH!!” boomed a second voice, echoing around the room and causing the castle to shake again. A gale force wind ripped through the room, tearing the very stones from the walls and floor. “AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE FOUND THEE!!!”

OH SNAP! S**T'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!

nice

3746774 haha, I get it.. Scrotum

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Quick! Boss Battle BGM!

Wait a bloody second... Did Max kill another, SENTIENT human? All for the promise to a bloody pony he has Stockholm's towards? Wow. That's brutal.

3853446 ........DAYM!!!!

Conspiracy! Bah ha ha ha, finally the fucking secrets out! Fucking A!

she was attacked by an infected human
...infected with what?

Infected? Rabies?

3894972 *Deep growl voice* Zombies.

3953135 The T-Virus was just the beginning. Equestria needs an Umbrella Corporation.

It's the AIDs run for the hills the crazy monkey is spreading the AIDS aaaaaagggghhhhh