Spike decided to pack his things and disappear completely to get a fresh start on life, under the name of Jack Drake. When his past comes back to haunt him, will he be able to keep up the facade? He makes his own business as a private investigator. When the Mane 6 hire him, what's his case? Why did they come to him of all people?

(Credit for the cover image goes to Pia-Sama)
(Featured on 1/10/2019 at 2:30 am)
(Edited by The Faceless Maker, be sure to give them some love!)

Anon wants to live a simple life but ends up in Equestria with the powers of an (Eldritch) God. Weeks after his arrival, Rarity buys him a diner/bar as a welcoming gift and business franchise where she can get her clients. Anon then works at his diner/bar and successfully lives a simple life, though things get more exciting each day for every pony he meets. Anon also occasionally uses his infinite powers to poke a little fun. Good slice of life stuff.

An American soldier, dedicated to his country, who has seen and fought in many wars, seeks out a way to escape his war ridden world and finds a new one. A planet free of death and wars. Where friendship, harmony and peace were plentiful. Or so he had first thought.
He came to the magical world of Equss to escape war, but now finds himself needed for it once again.
But this world was different. This time he could do something to truly stop evil. But that requires power. Power he will claim. Even if he has to shake the very foundations of Equestria to get it.

(Takes place before Luna/Nightmare Moon's return.)

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3 AM is a tough time to be awake. Thankfully for Spike and Rarity, though, they don't have to be alone as well. They write each other letters. Rambles from them both. Whatever it takes to get through the night.

Then the letters stopped.

[Cover by Theretroart88]

Dedicated to the greatest soul-sister a brother could ask for, RarityEQM.

This story was more for me than it was for you and I'm sorry for it. Give me some time and, when I'm better, I'll write a story that better reflects you. I miss you, soul-sister. And I love you. Could use your guidance on what I should do about you.

One of these damn days, I'll stop being so selfish, and find a better way to pay tribute.

Cosmic Genie goes 'fuck it' and send a human to Equestria to fulfill three wishes at once.
1. Lyra's desire to meet a human.
2. Twilight's desire to read books 'nopony' has ever read before
3. Human's desire for some nachos
Resulting in a human being teleported onto the table that Twilight and Lyra had been sharing whilst eating some nachos. How will he react? How will they? What about the Nachos?!

No set direction yet, but I hope you enjoy and I am open to suggestions.

This story is a sequel to Shower Singing

I made a sequel because sleep is for the week.

Anon continues his desperate floundering through pony society and trying to understand some of the forces at work. The results are shocking to say the least. Dragged on a diplomatic mission to a foreign land by the ruler of the land, Anon must confront more than a few fears and self doubts to overcome the coming storm.

Warning tags are for casual mentions and innuendoes so far.

(You don't really need to read the prequel to enjoy this story to it's fullest as it was mostly just for spoofs and laughs, but it is there if you'd like.)

Anon has been in Ponyville for almost three months now and has noticed some of the odd behaviors of the local ponies, they seem to burst out into song whenever they feel like and it can spread until it affects the whole town seemingly. Thanks to the fact that none of the ponies have ever heard him sing a few of those he's acquainted with grow concerned and curious about his ability to sing.

Completed for now.
No art because I'm not a popular kid.
Profanity because Fuck you.
Sex because of naughty words not naughty deeds.
If someone else already has a similar story, good job you probs did it better but here it is.

Anon challenges the mane 6 to a simple game of soccer.
Twilight The Mare. The Myth. The Legend! gets hit in the face with balls as per the title... not much else here aside from some light RGRE and crude humor in the form of a shitpost-like story.

Warnings are mostly for references except for violence... because Twilight is getting hit in the face with balls as the title implies... if you really don't get that bit by now I don't know what to tell you.

Cover is edit I made from this which was made by some cool artist bros. (ericneomatrix and seniorpony

Cover art courtesy of Taggerung

And yes that's Geralt in Equestria Girl style for infinite justice

Note: Familiarity with The Witcher series is probably not necessary for enjoyment of this fic. There are a lot of references to events from the books (Especially Sword of Destiny), but the important ones are explained anyway.

Geralt of Rivia had a complicated life on The Continent. Navigating difficult political situations, getting shorted by his clients, slaying monsters, and living as an outcast had made things challenging for the witcher.

But now, Geralt has found himself in a foreign land, with foreign customs and behavior. Seeking to do what he has always done – find witcher's work slaying monsters – Geralt is about to discover just how simple things can become. And how challenging the simplest of things can really be.

Friendship. I'm talking about friendship. It's simple, but it's challenging, get it? Don't overthink this. The comedy and random tags exist for a reason. Also, sex tag is for references to sex, not because of actual sex. Get your heads out of the gutter.

The seas of Gaia are filled with privateers and warmongering pirate lords. With the slow progress of naval advancement, these vile people have roamed free of judge. One stormy day that all changed. The sea summoned a judge, jury and executioner of justice. This judge is the soul of Admiral Hanz Ravenmark and his ship H-44 GERMANIA!
Do not own this beautiful artwork thank you Deviant Art For existing
https://www.deviantart.com/leovictor/art/The-Mighty-H-44-93673731

WE DID IT! AS OF Feb 1st of 2020 This story has reached 1000 views
Cancelled may 7th 2021 due to author leaving the community. For more about that read the final blog post