For a thousand years, Canterlot Castle has stood as a bastion of order, hope, and prosperity for all. In those thousand years, there have been some off days.

Today happens to be one of those days. Unfortunately.

Shawn has been extremely happy ever since he somehow appeared in Equestria. Cannabis plants grow naturally in the Everfree Forest, and the joys of getting high have never been discovered by ponies. Without any laws prohibiting marijuana in Equestria, Shawn is able to relax and enjoy his stoner lifestyle in peace. At least until ponies start getting involved...

Contains naughty language and lots of toking.

Wallflower Blush has hidden a dark secret from the world ever since she started dating Sunset Shimmer. Unfortunately for her, Sunset is hard to fool - and she's intent on uncovering it.

My entry into Scampy's Sunflower Shipping Contest. 🌻

Cover art used by OshitsuKiryuu.

Inspired by Carapace's "She Dap" and keroko's "There are spots on the sun." Be sure to check them out!

A big thank you to AuroraDawn for proofreading before publishing!

Saturday was a day to unwind, a day to sleep late, to eat brunch instead of breakfast, go out to the lake, or to invite friends over for a barbeque. Unless the lawnmower was broken and Ms. Bundermann is on the prowl.

Having a unicorn friend doesn’t help fix the lawnmower, but friends of friends can make short work of the lawn. It’s technically not a barbeque if the grill isn’t on, but with a whole herd of ponies nomming the grass and musicals on the boombox, with a selection of drinks to suit everypony’s taste, it’s close enough.

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Max works in a bar, hidden away from the views of the highly sophisticated and posh citizens of Canterlot City. Being human doesn't help improve his bar's reputation. But one day he'll learn that, if you stay in a certain place long enough, there will be ponies curious enough to trot through the door.

The bar's motto is "To mix drinks and change lives!"

Heavily inspired by the game VA-11 HALL-A
Rated Teen because reasons
Character Tags or "Regulars" will be added as story progresses
Featured on 16/05/2017 (Wow!)

Mistle-what? An innocent question on an otherwise normal Hearthswarming Eve sends you on a short journey of introspection with your best friend. The closer you get towards discovering the truth about yourselves, the less sure you are of what exactly the holiday tradition of “Mistletoe” actually means, and you begin to wonder whether the innocence or question that sparked it all was actually there to begin with.

Special thanks to DE_K for editing!

Featured on 11 March 2021 - Awesome! Thanks for all the attention! Though I think you made Dash blush...

Matthew Williams, a citizen of New York City, leads a pretty good life, an alright job, a nice place. Sure, he has dreams and aspirations like the normal humans of the earth, but he was rather content at the moment. That all changes, when six ponies drop right on his head, and soon finds himself in a variety of situations that will spin his life in all different directions.

Rated PG-13 for Language, Violence, Mild Crude Humor, and Some Sexual Content.

Alex the human offers Celestia a new way to relax and unwind. Of course, Celestia needs to try it first. They end up chatting a bit. No bit whoop.

A human and Princess Celestia wake up in bed together with head-splitting hangovers. They have no idea what happened the previous night, and they're not sure they want to know.

This is a stupid fic, but I had a ton of fun writing it. 'Fraid it'll only be two chapters long though.

This story is a sequel to Stories from the Nightly Twilight Thread

More second-person narrative tales of you dealing with the everyday adventures that come with befriending a magical purple unicorn and her dragon assistant.

Pavlov's Pony - In which you demonstrate classical conditioning to Spike.
Twilight versus the Seat Heater - In which you and Twilight go Christmas shopping.