Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle have a few drinks together... Okay, maybe more than a few. This is followed by a desire to do some science. This simultaneously goes much better and much worse than the girls would have expected.

Thanks to Novel Idea for the story prompt inspired by this great comic by Crydius.

An infiltration attempt goes from ‘wildly successful’ to 'weird and confusing' in record time.

Thanks to Tired Old Man for edits, suggestions, and helping with the title. Also thanks to Nova Quill for her edits and suggestions.

Can a shark loose in Ponyville ruin the Cutie Mark Crusader's absolutely-no-eating-us party? Yes. Yes, it can.

Rainbow Dash is usually a very take-charge kind of person, but even she can recognize when a problem won't be solved by going really fast, beating the crap out of something, or being the best at literally every sport. She's humble like that.

In this case, the problem is stationary, crapless, and unresponsive to even the most obscure athletic gear. That means it's time to call in the experts.

(Note: The following story isn't set at Camp Everfree, but this is the best picture I could get of these three without anyone else in frame.)

A collection of friendship reports to most glorious Communist Party Leader.

This is Benman's fault.

Sea Swirl loves to tell outlandish stories. Discord loves to make outlandish stories come true. It's a match made in heaven, right? Not for the rest of Equestria it isn't.

Solid Snake has devoted his young life to the study and practice of tactical espionage. When word reaches him that students at Crystal Prep are planning to seize control of Metal Gear, he transfers immediately from Shadow Moses High, and leaps (or crawls, rather) into action. The mission will be a dangerous one, demanding all of his skill and cunning... but at least he isn't in it alone.

Originally an April Fools Day chapter of Pony Gear Solid, this story has been revised and broken up into bite-sized, easily digestible pieces for your pleasure, with all DLC packs and full VR support. MB coins available for purchase on PoshStation Network!

Co-written with DannyJ.

Dear Celestia,

If you're reading this it means my infiltrators are better than your guards. Boom! Point to Chrysalis. But seriously, don't take it too hard. Changelings are just naturally better than ponies at so many things. That being true, wouldn't it be a lot easier to work with us instead of against us? Don't worry, I'm not talking about another coup. I'm talking about a real partnership, an opportunity that you just can't afford to pass up.

Art by: NCMares

While on a date, Rainbow Dash runs into an ex-girlfriend. Things get uncomfortable immediately.

Sex tag is for raunchy humor and implied relations of a deviant nature.

There are no new cadets being trained, the big annual Wonderbolts party extravaganza isn't until this weekend, and Spitfire will only be away from the Academy for three days.

Fleetfoot is definitely ready for this responsibility.

Except she's not.

Somepony is totally getting fired.

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