Solid Snake has devoted his young life to the study and practice of tactical espionage. When word reaches him that students at Crystal Prep are planning to seize control of Metal Gear, he transfers immediately from Shadow Moses High, and leaps (or crawls, rather) into action. The mission will be a dangerous one, demanding all of his skill and cunning... but at least he isn't in it alone.
Originally an April Fools Day chapter of Pony Gear Solid, this story has been revised and broken up into bite-sized, easily digestible pieces for your pleasure, with all DLC packs and full VR support. MB coins available for purchase on PoshStation Network!
Co-written with DannyJ.
Chapters (5)
This has got to be one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever read in my life.
I love it.
I think we can all agree that this is better than the original in every way.
Also, Equestria Girl Solid would've been a better title, because it still has a G word in the middle, but it also sounds like Snake is an Equestria Girl. The mental image amuses me.
8071949 I mean, is Snake not an Equestria Girl at this point?
And yeah, I don't know what to say that I haven't already said in the original chapter. I mean, I'm pretty sure I actually snorted when Big Boss asked Snake to call him "Naked Dad." Also, the fact that the entire Snake family is completely oblivious to all the female attention they get is canon and nobody can convince me otherwise.
This is just as good as the Hiimdaisy comic dubs. Now that I think about it, this fic stinks entirely of Hiimdaisy.
Tactical highschool espionage
Metal gear dorks
The teenage pain
I laughed a lot just reading the summary!
It's so serious... yet so silly... I love it!
It was really funny still i feel bad for Twilight as the human version is one of my favorite characters in the series. Still i would have liked one more scene. That being show in the friendship games when she transforms and instead of thinking about magic and all she just wants to get into Snake's pants.
What on earth am I reading?
8075225 A deep and serious critique of the private education system.
A parody to surpass Metal Gear.
Wait, did you choose Luna for that conversation because of the role she played in the ponified Hiimdaisy comic?
Ah, of course, it all makes sense now.
Oh. Right... forgot about that. Heh.
8076547 I forgot about that entirely...
But no, that is not why I chose Luna. Editor Man wanted it to be Celestia; I said Luna because of Luna's more direct, active role in the plot of the main story.
Other reasons, too, but I can't talk about those yet.
The last part of this was so hilarious
Glorious insanity, though I'm a bit disappointed that Killjoy didn't codename Solidus "Half-Chub." Still, great fun all around. Thank you for it.
8135268 FUCK THAT IS BRILLIANT
WHY DID NEITHER OF US THINK OF THAT
Dropping by again because I now know what wolbachia actually does IRL. Sadly, it is not an aphrodisiac. Among other, less interesting things, it turns male insects into female insects. I demand you write a sequel where Psycho Mantis is infected and shenanigans ensue.
Well that happened.
Two words: METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!!!