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One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook
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One thing sums this story up and here it is:
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OOOOOHHH DAASH YOU FOOL! YOU SPICY HOT SAUCE LOVING FOOL!
You got to make a sequel to this, it's hilarious, myabe Apple and Lighting meet up and talk about what happened?
7475438 Thanks for reading and enjoying!
No sequel is planned at the moment, but who knows what the future holds?
So wait is AJ the ex or someone else?
7475698 No, the ex is actually Donald Trump.
7475752 I didn't read the story, but thanks for being a smartass. Was asking before I decided to read.
7475757 You should've read it because your question would have been answered almost immediately.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Ja ja ja ja ja ja!!!!!!!!
Huh. Didn't read it yet and already have a reason to not read it.
To end the burning feeling from spicy food you have to eat crackera, bread or tortilla, things that can clean the tongue. On beverage we have milk. This ia because caipsasin (the thing that makes the pepper spicy) is an oil, abd because oil do not mix with water the water doesn't help. Down there... Frozen yogurt, but it has to be: natural, sugar free and with the healty bacteria from the same yogurt. I guess that can work in those cases.
Good read. Really good.
7477310 I thought the reason milk and stuff worked was because of the lipids/fats that helped nullify the spicy stuff.
7499017 well, fats and oils share the same molecular structures, they are lipids. So technically you are mixing lipids with more lipids like cooking oil and bacon fat in a pan, you end with more fat in that pan add some eggs and you have a delicious yet heavy lunch. Point is, they are the same.
That was funny. I don't get it though. Why would hot sauce burn in your vagina?
7520202 Cut your finger and smear hot sauce in the wound. Pretty much the same thing.
This was hilarious, but I feel bad for RD. AJ won't break up with her over this like Lightning did will she? Lightning was kind of a bitch.
New headcanon accepted.
"If You Can't Live Without Me, Why aren't You Dead?"
Old Country-Western song, the title is (by far) the coolest part