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Mother's Day is right around the corner, and Twilight is surprised to find out that neither Starlight nor Trixie have any plans.

She is confused, of course, until they explain why.

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Honestly that made so much sense. In a horrible, horrible way. Great job!

Also loved the Trixie and Glimmy relationship. And speaking of Trixie


So story about Twilight, Trixie and Starlight getting wasted when?

“I’m not. I’m an obsessive, neat-freak perfectionist magical princess with a hero complex and an unhealthy obsession with my grade school teacher.”

That another one to add to the list of ongoing things to refer to Twilight by...

Err, I mean Princess Twilight

8165926 I wouldn't rule it out... Keep an eye out for that in the future, eh?

Repress all memories.

And then there's my mom. Both me and my older sister have more problems than we can keep track of, and most of them can be blamed on our mother, the rotten bitch. Still, so long as you feel safe doing so, hug your mom and act like you love her, whether or not you actually do, and be glad she's still alive. Or, if your mother is no longer with us, message me if you want to talk about it, or plan on meeting me at some con in the next year, where we can have a few shots in honor of the deceased.
*Virtually hugs everyone*

I lost it at "Canterlot is stand-your-ground."

Not bad, but there were a hundred and thirty-seven in my family, and we all lived in the bottom of hole in the middle of the road, we use to have to get up half and hour before we went to bed, and lick the road clean, and then pay the diamond dogs for the privilege of working thirty-six hour work shifts day in and day out, and then when I got home my mother would cut me into pieces with a butter knight and sing to Celestia.

But I loved the story, very good!

I had to step away from my computer at the “She barely showed up for my birth” bit. It’s been a while since I’ve cried from laughing so hard.

This was fantastic. :rainbowlaugh: My mother may not be anything like Twilight, Trixie or Starlight's, but I think most people can relate on some level to some stupid thing a parent did when younger that you never quite forgot.
That aside, the best bit of this story was that it was fucking hilarious. Trixie and Starlight's little back and forth was pretty funny, but Twilight's story was gold.

No wonder Starlight's mom didn't appear in Parent Map

I just thought her mom died after a roll of Ancient Grain bread* fell on her.

* Ancient Grain bread, the only bread capable of being used as a weapon, and heavy enough to kill a pony if it falls on them.

That works too

By far my favorite depiction of Twilight Velvet ever :rainbowlaugh:

We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go live in a lake! :twilightoops:

And you tell that to the young colts and fillies, and won't believe you!

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