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Palm Palette


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Sea Swirl loves to tell outlandish stories. Discord loves to make outlandish stories come true. It's a match made in heaven, right? Not for the rest of Equestria it isn't.

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[1] The previous record holder was a pony by the name of Lickety Split, who, much like Roseluck, had a knack for the instantaneous linear panic. Unlike her, however, he aspired to hone this ability to its maximum and left to train in isolation atop the peak of the Matterhoof Mountain. In retrospect, that had been a terrible idea. Instantaneous linear panicking and narrow, winding mountain trails shouldn't ever be mixed.

He did indeed climb to the greatest heights in his field. Unfortunately, said heights were about halfway up the mountain before something spooked him and his ambitions suddenly came crashing down, and were dashed on the sharp rocks below. Well, his ambitions and his body.

The sherpa who'd been escorting him stated that he bolted ‘faster than the spread of dawn's light across the horizon,’ and that was the standard by which the instantaneous linear panic had been measured, up until now.

When asked what had spooked the colt, the sherpa shrugged. “It was just a peanut that somepony had dropped from the trail up above. I've heard that peanuts could kill ponies, but I always thought that was allergies. This was something else entirely.”


Author's note: I put this footnote in the comments section to make it linkable. You should be able to hit your browser's 'back' button to return to your place in the story.

Maybe I should look through recent stuff more often. This was well put together, and quite entertaining, to boot. You made some killer jokes. :rainbowlaugh:

This was really strange

I don't even know what happened, but I liked it.

Poor Rainbow Dash.

This is great and I loled multiple times. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.

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Actually, I submitted the story to one of the review groups here on FimFiction. Given the backlog that group has, I'd probably get a faster response from EQD, but I'd like more constructive criticism before I try submitting anything there.

I think Wildfire is best pony. This story goes a long way to confirming my theory that Celestia arranges for all the wackjobs in Equestria to move to Ponyville, for everyone else's good.

4730896 What was the review group?

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Thr Royal Guard. It's the group responsible for the fic spotlight posts like this one.

I'm kinda torn.. I really want to downvote this, but the rational part of me says that I shouldn't downvote a story just because I hate the "comedy" of having bad things happen to innocent beings and it being presented as completely fine just because it's fixed eventually.

So you just get a comment saying that this story sucked.

Zecora facehoofed.

:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:FACE HOOF!!!!

Zecora facehoofed.

face HOOF party.:facehoof:

WTF WAS THAT?!?!

Awesome story, I really loved the well executed puns.

I saw this in the fic spotlight #13.

4951564 A glorious, glorious thing.

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Seconded. Sea Swirl is the world's biggest bitch.

Uh...” Twilight glanced aside, embarrassed. “Like, she could get pregnant.”

Twilight! Now look what you've done! There are going to be SeaCord fanfoals now! Think of the children... :applecry:
(This was beautiful, by the way. Felt like it could be the world's trippiest episode.)

Decided to read this on a whim. It was jaw-droppingly hilarious.

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