After a long stretch of boredom where nothing goes wrong, things finally explode and Twilight decides it is the perfect day for science. Today, she will make many discoveries, the least of which is that everypony around her is a pervert.

An entry in the Weedverse.

What's the worst thing you can do to a masochist? Tie them up and refuse to hurt them. What's the worst thing Celestia can do to a horny, kinky little sister who's harassing her when she's not in the mood? Well, it turns out Celestia has a stash of suspiciously appropriate kitty gear on hoof, and some time as a pet is just the punishment Luna needs.

Cute, silly, a little bit sexy, but not a clopfic. (Contains no sex.) This story will be some people's perfect catnip, but not everyone's cup of tea.

This story was commissioned by Cynewulf.

When Luna asked Twilight for help adapting to the modern Equestrian language, Twilight was quick to agree. She was happy to call Luna her friend, but royal duties between the both of them typically dictated that their visits were few and far between, and any opportunity to see the Lunar diarch on a less formal basis was okay in her books. Helping Luna understand the convoluted idioms Equestrians love to create seemed like great fun anyway. She just... She hadn't expect Luna to be that out of date. Fortunately, Twilight's not a pony to back away from a challenge, and a vintage bottle of Manehattan Vintage Marelot is all the reinforcement she needs to enjoy giving the lessons and ignore the inevitable headaches to follow.

Originally written for the TwiLuna prompt collab, but I decided to expand it to its own story (also, the collab was dead).

Huge thanks goes out to my awesome proofreader Absolution for putting up with my shit and arguing with me over a lot of things. Even if we ended up not agreeing on most things, those discussions led to a lot of different changes which this story is very much the better for.

~sex tag to be safe, nothing really explicit

Coverart from illuminatiums.

Featured on the 12th of May :D

Flash Magnus may have been born and raised in a completely different era, but he and the other Pillars have been able to adjust to modern Equestrian society with the help of the Elements of Harmony. In fact, Flash was able to make an especially strong friendship with Rainbow Dash, a fellow flier whose bravery and competitive spirit rivaled his own.

However, after spending a few months together as close friends, it seemed that Rainbow was wanting to take things a bit further than just friends. Even though the stallion was more than interested, he knew he couldn't reciprocate Dash's actions when she tried to make the first move. And when she tried to ask why, Flash found it hard to adequately explain his reason without hurting her, or making her judge him too poorly.

For you see, Flash Magnus had a rather significant reason for his resistance towards a possible relationship, even with someone as amazing as Rainbow Dash. While they have have been the same age (biologically speaking), Flash was raised in a much different era as the Element of Loyalty. Most of their differences in upbringing could be looked aside, but there was one big one he knew could be a deal-breaker. And despite how he felt about Rainbow, the soldier was worried how she would react if she learned the truth.

Warning: The following story you're about to read is currently unedited and contains somewhat of an m/m romance between Carrot Cake and Doughnut Joe.

For several years, unbeknownst to Mr. Cake, his best friend, Doughnut Joe has been secretly in love with him, even after Carrot got married to Cup. One day, after avoiding him, Carrot finally confronts Joe in which he learned the truth. From there, Carrot goes out of his way to commit his greatest act of selflessness and kindness.

Rarity is a mistress of the fashion arts. Pinkie Pie has made baked goods and confections for royalty. So what happens when the two decide to see who is the best at bondage using their favorite method of expression? Shenanigans. Massive shenanigans.

A very silly story written with contributions and assistance from my friend, Damaged. Personally... I blame the eggnog.

Rarity takes her new pet for a walk. Why does she get so many stares?

T-rated story featuring consensual pet play. (You'll probably enjoy the story more if you don't reveal the spoiler.)

Despite the picture, this story is not anthro. It's ponies.

Much thanks to Party Pop, Frowning Sugarcoat and Infinity Shade for their input on drafts of this story.

(This story isn't a clop fic and the Sex tag is explained in a comment. I will not be altering the plot to include a lot of sex nor is the sex tag supposed to indicate so.)

After a hard day of working, Rainbow Dash has a conversation with Tank. She complains about being a hard working pony and how she wishes she could be a pet like him. During the conversation her mind begins to fantasize the sweet life of an owned pony and acts on it.

When Fluttershy is being given total control of another pony's life she doesn't know how to properly deal with such a responsibility. She slowly learns that having a pony you know as a pet isn't all that great.

Art by: lulubellct from Deviant Art.

Edited by: N/A

After the events of Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding, Luna desperately needs some help relaxing. Lucky for her, Cadance knows the perfect place to help her do just that.

Written for CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest

Editing thank yous to Pretty Penne and Sepia, and added thanks to Silent Whisper and Sprocket for pre-reading.

As always a very special thank you to Manifest Harmony for her endless support and encouragement, amazing cover art, and for creating The Clocktower Society where this take place.

Twilight has an experiment planned, and it centres on Rainbow Dash.

As anxious as she is, Dash really has no right to complain.

It was her idea after all.

Fan Reading!