This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.

I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.

Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter

Twilight has finally neared the end of completing the biggest list she's ever made. She feels she should be rewarded and prepares a quiet night with the symbol of her success, becoming closer to her work than ever before.
Only a few more items left to complete before Twilight treats herself in a way that would make all of her friends (and Celestia) blush.

If you actually get off on this, you're a complete weirdo and we need to be friends immediately.
Also feel free to check out Jack Stone In Equestria if you liked this.
Now with a Youtube reading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBpZaT7GLs

Twilight is a princess. She is unassailable, indomitable, and above all, she is Good. This is what other ponies see, and this is the image that Twilight herself strives to live up to. She is kind when and where she can be, she is wise to the extent she is capable. And, by some miracle, the image and the reality line up more often than not.

And then, quite by accident, Twilight happens upon some disturbing news from a long-buried part of her life that destroys all of it.

For the first time, I'd like to give a gentle warning that this story involves a sensitive topic Sexual abuse. If you're bothered by this, I urge you not to read it. If you are effected by it, I urge you to seek the help and the compassion of others.

This story is a side story to Crystal's Wishes

On the surface, Velvet Step seems like a pretty straightforward mare. She is in the Canterlot Ballet, the dutiful daughter of Sunbeam and Pepper Ridge, and the very best of friends with Crystal Wishes, her fillyhood friend and current roommate.

However, Velvet has another side to her, one that not even Crystal knows about, and she is keen on keeping it that way.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders try a new (well, historically old) profession in an attempt to get their cutie marks. Rarity finds out, and is mortified.

Obviously, this takes place before they got their cutie marks. This story was conceived and written by me in about two hours; 1-3 AM

11/22-11/24/15; Popular Stories list....I'm as bewildered as you are.

Sweetie Belle and Silver Spoon spend a relaxing afternoon with one another. Also socks.

Cover art by: The-Butch-X

Pinkie and Maud are closer than anything in the universe. In fact they are so close that some ponies think they're weird. Pinkie Pie doesn't think so, or at least she didn't used to...