"I am the master of twist. I am the master of Cliffhanger. I am the master of 'Out of nowhere Ideas that don't make sense but do make sense in the end anyway'. I AM THE MASTER.............. Wait what am I the master of again."
The guy next to him said "when crazy shit happens,"
"Right, I am the MASTER OF 'WHEN CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS'.
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If you take this story too seriously then you not getting the idea of what day this one came out.