After Woona adjusted to being 'Supermoon, the Certainly Human Superhero' - as Papyrus had dubbed her - Sans and Papyrus made their way forwards to await her at their 'dastardly puzzles'. Woona looked forward to seeing what they had to test her with...but decided it was only appropriate she fully explore and befriend everyone as she went.
To the north, she found a snowman at the edge of a cliff. Approaching, she decided to operate on the assumption that anything with a face could talk to her. "Hello, I'm Woona!" she greeted happily.
"Hello," the snowman replied. "I am a snowman. I want to see the world...but I cannot move."
"I could take you with me," Woona offered. "You'll fit in my saddlebag."
"Umm...I find that a little hard to believe..." the snowman replied cautiously. "Though maybe a piece-"
"I've already got hundreds of spiders in one of my pouches," Woona countered as she pulled out an empty pouch from her saddlebag, marking it with the rune for 'cold'. Putting the pouch back in, she levitated the snowman into the air and deposited it into the pouch.
You got the snowman...somehow, Chara muttered, rolling his eyes.
Are you going to do that every time I pick something up? Woona countered silently.
Yes.
Then I'm going to stop picking stuff up.
Chara was silent for a time. Fine, not every time.
Giggling, Woona went back south to proceed east across the ice.
Leaving the trees, Woona found Papyrus and Sans waiting for her across a field of snow. Papyrus was chewing Sans out for being lazy, but he stopped when he caught sight of Woona. "OH HO!" he proclaimed proudly as he spotted her. "THE HUMAN ARRIVES! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU, MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES! I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE...QUITE SHOCKING!"
Taking that as a cue for what to do, Woona lowered her horn and zapped the area between herself and the skelebros with a lightning spell, causing the invisible walls of electric magic to reveal the maze thus contained. "Wow!" Woona gasped in amazement. "That is a really amazing puzzle! If I'd bumped into those walls, it would have been an electrifying experience!"
"SAAAANNNSSSSS!"
Sans, for his part, just guffawed as Woona walked through the maze happily, following the revealed path.
"INCREDIBLE YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!" Papyrus proclaimed proudly. "YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY...TOO EASILY!" He then raised his hand affirmatively, one finger raised. "HOWEVER!! THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE SO EASY! IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS! YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED! I KNOW I AM! NYEHEHEHE!!"
Sans chuckled as Woona approached him. "thanks. it looks like he's having fun."
"I know I am!" Woona proclaimed proudly, puffing her chest up as much as she could.
Sans struggled not to laugh at how adorable she looked doing that. "by the way, did you see that weird outfit he was wearing?"
"You mean the white battle armor with the orange scarf?" Woona asked eagerly. "It looks so cool!"
"yeah, that one," Sans confirmed. "we made that a while ago for a costume party. he hasn't worn anything else since."
"But isn't it a little cold to run around naked when it's in the wash?" Woona asked, confused.
Sans chuckled in response. "nah. he washes it while wearing it...by wearing it in the shower. he calls it his "battle body""
"What's he gonna fight in the shower?" Woona demanded, confused.
"i dunno," Sans replied. "far as I know, he's never found an opponent there."
Woona grinned impishly. "Does that make him...frothing mad?"
Please...no more... Chara begged as Sans laughed.
Giggling, Woona continued to the east.
Looking around, she spotted a blue skinned humanoid monster dressed in red and yellow leaning against a cart of some sort. Approaching him, she waved. "I'm Woona! Who are you?"
"I'm the Nice Cream salesman," the monster replied. "Call me NC. I don't understand why there aren't selling. It's the perfect weather for them..."
"Nice Cream?" Woona asked, confused. "What's that?"
"It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!" NC proclaimed. "The wrapper has a compliment written inside."
"They sound like great friend gifts!" Woona crowed. "I'll take 20!"
NC grinned widely. "That'll be 300G!"
Smiling, Woona hoofed over the money, putting the Nice Cream into another 'cold' pouch. "Want one, Mr. Snowman?" she offered, opening the pouch in question.
"No thank you," the snowman replied. "I am not hungry."
Smiling, Woona waved to NC, continuing on, glad she made another friend.
Across a bridge, she found a rather large snowball on a flat field. She could see the field led to a hole. Sans stood nearby. "What's this?" she asked, gesturing.
"you're supposed to push the snowball into the hole," Sans explained. "once you have, a flag will raise of a certain color, along with a message about what your method of getting it there says about you."
"But...but the snowball's too big to push..." Woona pouted.
"you could use your magic."
"That'd be cheating," Woona countered with a chiding frown.
Sans rubbed his chin for a time, then picked her up and set her in his hood. "then steer me." With that said, he began walking directly forward.
Giggling, Woona turned Sans this way and that to push the snowball into the hole. A bell chimed happily as a Magenta flag rose.
Woona eagerly read the message.
Magic - With the help of your friends, anything becomes possible.
Woona was so happy with the message it left her that she completely ignored the 2G it awarded her. It filled her with too much DETERMINATION.
It kind of bugs me that you're taking every little thing that could possibly inconvenience Woona, or anyone for that matter, and just ignoring it. You did it with the dog running with the phone as well. At this rate, Woona will beat Undyne at their first encounter by just looking at her.
Psh I'll stick with icecrream, if you don't mind.
This chapter was pretty... shocking.
Friendship is Magic.
6898828 That puzzle was a joke in the game. Papyrus walked through it before you got to try leaving footprints in the snow for you to follow, so Woona actually worked harder to solve it than Frisk did.
Puzzles, yay! I love the puzzles created by the skeleton bros.!
Guess Papyrus wants a... Clean battle.
Woona is really... Having a ball.
Seems that Woona... Bagged a snowman.
At least Papyrus wasn't too... Jolted with Woona solving his puzzle.
Normally, the player posseses Chara, possessing Frisk.
Here, Chara posseses Woona Possessing sans.
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*begins frothing at the mouth*
Too cute! I adore this fic!!
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Wh- but that's one of the most endearing parts of the game! That whole "Despite everything, it's still you" thing gets me every time.
But I wonder... you said you'd think about putting in certain characters, but... with how the game presents itself, as well as all the little niches... will there be any Homestuck references?
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I don't see how the third one is a pun at all.
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the puns, they hurt...
6899054 Electric maze?
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>>>>John. Transportalize.
--------------------TRANSPORTALIZED--------------------
You transportalize and find yourself in some weird cavern. And you can see perfectly fine even though there's no sunlight... Weird. Oh, look! A tiny blue horse with wings and a horn on a skeleton wearing a hoodie! Neat!
6899068 John: Have a 8ad time.
You fail to have a 8ad time and instead have one of the greatest experiences in your life.
6898898 If Papyrus thinks this is going to stop the puns, he's boned.
This won't actually become a problem will it? I remember what Toriel said about Monsters and DETERMINATION.
Great job mate.
6899185 Woona isn't a monster though. She'll be fine.
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Exactly. She's like a monster, in that she has a lot of magic, more than a human would have. Her body is made mostly of physical matter like humans, though, so she can handle DT just fine.
Tis official.
Undertale came before Equestria.
The six hearts are the Elements of Harmony.
And monsters and humans died out. Sad.
To make ponies. Happy.
6898828 Not only is Woona actually working harder than Frisk, but the displaced pony completely breaking their universe is kind of the entire theme of the PWNY-verse stories (yes I know this isn't one, but it's in the same style). Honestly, Woona breezing through the Ruins and Snowden is nothing compared to what Twilight's doing over in "The Sparkle in His Eye". Twilight's skipping entire games with her presence and intellect, as is Octavia with her guilt tripping in "Melody of the Future".
The moment I saw the tiltule I debated with myself is it was a pun or an actual title. Also interesting way to have Woona complete the puzzle. Keep up the good work.
Should we be worried?
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
6898871 oh oh its magic. You know...
6899054 There's a saying for people who get hitched.
So take that into context for Woona and the snowman.
*grins evilly*
yes YES, let everyone be entranced by Woona's adorablement.... i'm not sure if that's a real word but WHO CARES!
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SHUT THE F#%K UP SANS!!!
*cough* reference *cough*
The puns. That's half of the reason I'm reading this.
Another half is the adorable scenes.
And another half is that this story amuses me and is just such a joy to read.
6900343 Heh... You and me both...
Papyrus: Nyeh! I can't believe it! Another shower, and I didn't find anyone to fight!
sans: ah don't worry about it bro. there's no need to get yourself in a lather.
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Papyrus was always A WASH in the guard department.
This story's chapter was WOONAful and SANSational.
Oh.
Friendship is Magic.
I'm not laughing, but it's a good joke.
This chapter was most...
Humerus.
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Right, because he wanted to see the world. She bagged herself a real looker. Got it.
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*leaves 'til next chapter*
6898898 so cool
6900340 so cool
so co- you know, I'm just gonna stop there.
300g? Holy shit, Woona's been farmin a lot out of story.
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Actually, she arrived with a bag full of bits, which it just so happens is the same currency.
How's Luna going to do the dog liquid gold farm for the Temmie armor if she's got the Mysterious artifact?
Another well done chappie nice job! This is fantastic
Your friends' willingness to assist you in any endeavor fills you with DeTemmienation.
A MOST PLEASING ENDEAVOR HAS BEEN MADE BY YOU, WRITER!
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Sans chuckled in response. "nah. he washes it while wearing it...by wearing it in the shower. he calls it his "battle body""
"What's he gonna fight in the shower?" Woona demanded, confused.
"i dunno," Sans replied. "far as I know, he's never found an opponent there."
Heh heh heh X3
Woona grinned impishly. "Does that make him...frothing mad?"
Oh ho that's a funny...
6905130 actually the goggles you buy at the je store for 20 sell for 50 at the tennie store
Too much determination? Weird. It also says MAGIC is a trait now.
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