As Woona struggled in the webbing, she saw its purple magic wrap around her Soul, binding her mystically as well as physically. Desperately, she tried to reach the pouch of spiders with her magic, but with the purple aura around her heart, she found she couldn't use her magic. Her saddlebags slipped off her body, and the pouches spilled out, some of them falling open as they did.
"Uhuhu..." a soft voice moaned, approaching nearer. "What's the matter? Caught in my web? Well, that's what comes for one like you...after what you did..."
A figure wrapped in shadows lowered towards Woona, only five purple eyes glowing in the darkness. Woona tried to cry out, but the webbing bound her mouth as well. All she could do was whimper, and roll from one line of the web to another, and not too far at that.
"Afuhu..." the voice continued. "No escape for you...we'd finally saved enough...the limo had reached the ruins...and came back empty..."
The figure became more visible. Woona recognized the spider girl from the picture the Ruins spiders had shown her, older and more haggard. She looked to be in mid to late adolescents, not much older than that, though details were difficult to make out under the black shroud that covered her entire body. Her long black hair was unkempt, hanging down on one side and falling out of a scrunchy on the other. Tear tracks ran down her face from each of her five eyes, arranged in an upside down arc over her forehead. She had six arms and two legs...but all these details Woona noticed in passing.
Her attention was locked on what the girl held in her six hands. The middle two hands held the strands of web that bound Woona. Her upper right hand held a chef's knife. The upper left hand clutched a cleaver. The lower pair of hands held a chainsaw. All gleamed with her purple magic, tinged black with pain and grief.
"It's because of you..." the girl hissed. "When I went to hire the limo...I didn't want to believe what that stranger said...how there were no more spiders in the ruins...because of the pony..." She sobbed as more tears ran down her face. "But the limo came back...and nobody came..."
She lashed out with the cleaver, barely missing Woona as she stomped the floor, kicking away one of the pouches as it scattered the donuts inside. "And yet here is the proof! Satchel stuffed with their donuts and cider, made from their mystic energy in a desperate desire to come home to us...an entire clan gone!" She shrieked in rage.
From down below, a loud rumbling echoed, and a massive spider - easily bigger than anything Woona had seen in the Underground - slowly crawled upward, its mandibles masticating eagerly.
"You're going to pay..." the spider girl hissed angrily. "I'm going to carve you up, feed you to my pet, and let the Guard do what they will with your soul! The money doesn't matter anymore...nothing does! My father's clan is gone because of you!" She hefted the chainsaw, revving it to life.
Woona swallowed convulsively, whimpering as she saw her doom coming. Well, she thought to herself, if this makes another reset, I know to open the spider pouch before coming through the door...the pouch! She focused her attention on the pouch, marked in runes for storage and warmth. If she could only get to it and open it...
As the chainsaw came down, Woona desperately rolled to the side, barely evading the swing of the chainsaw.
"Afuhu..." the spider girl laughed wickedly. "A feisty one, huh? My pet will enjoy that!" She tugged on the strings holding Woona prisoner, pulling her around into a better angle to strike.
Desperately, Woona put her chin to the SOULSTONE. Help me! she whimpered in her mind, hoping it would somehow do something.
Power flooded into Chara, briefly allowing him to fully manifest independent of Woona. Lunging out of her, he tackled the spider girl to the floor, managing to get the knife away from her.
"Uwa?" she gasped out. "The pony sprouts a human? Afuhu...isn't that interesting? More for my pet then!" She lunged forward with the chainsaw, gasping in surprise as Chara used the knife to parry it. "Oro?"
"I'm good with knives," Chara replied, smirking. "Always have been." He quickly swung, striking the chainsaw's engine and twisting the knife inside, causing it to sputter and short, before leaping back.
"Afuhu..." the spider girl whispered. "This is not what I expected...but anticipation makes any meal taste better..." She bared her fangs eagerly. "I wonder how you taste..." She pulled out more knives, one for each hand. "Let's see how you handle this..."
Unnoticed to the spider girl, Chara had slashed through the strings of webbing holding Woona captive, letting her move more freely. She was still bound to moving along the web due to the purple magic, but she was able to make her way slowly towards the pouch.
Chara grinned as he raised his single knife against Muffet's six. "I see your determination," he growled, deflecting each knife strike. "Your grief and rage fill you with power...but they also weaken you. A single strike, and I could dust you. And as little as a week or two ago - has it really been so short - I wouldn't have hesitated to do so."
"Then dust me!" the spider girl shrieked. "If you're so proud of that-"
A flurry of slashes from Chara sent the spider girl's knives flying. "I never said I was proud of it," he interrupted. He then pointed to Woona as she struggled with the pouch. "And she's why..." His knife dropped to the floor as he faded back into her, and the pouch opened.
The spiders, marked with the blue star of Woona's magic, rushed out of the pouch, swarming out to the spider girl and the spiders all around her. She stared, eyes wide, as they crawled up her, chittering comfortingly and chidingly. "But...how...?"
Woona finally managed to get her mouth unbound. "They told me what they were saving for," she explained. "So I made a heated pouch I could carry them all through Snowdin in."
The spider girl put her face in her hands, all six of them. "Oh dear...is this what that shape changing stranger meant? The message was so garbled...was he saying I didn't need the limo because the clan was already on their way?" Reaching out with her magic, she unbound Woona. "I'm terribly sorry, deary...you must think horribly of me-"
"I know what grief can do to a mind," Woona interrupted. "I'm sharing my soul with the prime example. He was much worse when I first met him." Toddling up to the spider girl, she smiled up at her. "I'm Woona. What's your name?"
The spider girl managed to smile. "Afuhu...I can't believe I went that far without even giving my name. I'm Muffet, deary." She glanced down at herself. "Oh...I'd invite you to tea to make up for this, but I look such a fright..."
"I'll wait," Woona offered happily.
Muffet's smile widened. "Thank you, deary. I'll be right back." As spiders brought out a table, chairs, and other supplies for tea, Muffet clambered back up her web rope.
Woona happily climbed into the chair, waiting for Muffet to return. She didn't have to wait long. The spider girl looked much better in her poofy pink top and dark pink short pants. The two ribbon scrunchies holding her hair up to either side of her head was quite adorable. Woona wished she'd learned enough about fashion to know the more accurate terms to describe her attire.
"I hope I didn't keep you waiting long," Muffet offered cordially as she took her seat daintily, pouring them each a cup of cider as she set out the plate of donuts.
Woona eagerly reached for a donut, unceremoniously stuffing her face. She paused as she saw Muffet smirking, one hand to her face.
"Afuhu," Muffet giggled. "Have you never had tea before?"
Woona scratched her head. "Umm...like a tea party?" she asked.
"Precisely," Muffet agreed. "It has a certain decorum about it."
"But Mommy always had dresses for me for tea parties back in the Ruins," Woona pointed out.
Muffet stroked her chin. "Hmm...afuhu, I think I have it!" Reaching out, she plucked a few strands of web, spinning it out with webbing provided by the spiders marked with Woona's magic. Within moments, a beautiful dark purple gown speckled with stars hung gracefully from Woona's body.
She made you Star Spider Satin, Chara spoke up, analyzing the gown. Hmm...wearing it decreases your speed, but increases your magic and...fanciness? Since when is that a stat? ...then again, apparently your 'Cartographer's Cap' increases 'path finding'...
Gasping as an idea came to her, Woona lifted the Cartographer's Cap from her head and proceeded to fold it, setting it on her head as a top hat.
...the 'Cartographer's Top Hat'? Chara asked, stunned at the stat readout. Increases...fanciness and snobbishness? What next? A monocle?
Almost as if she could hear him, Muffet reached out and placed a monocle over one of Woona's eyes. "Afuhu...that's perfect," she purred. "Now...what titles do we go by?"
"I am Princess Woona!" Woona proclaimed happily as she put the Chilled Apron into her satchel, since it clashed with the rest of her look. "And you are Muffet, Queen of the Spiders!"
"Afuhu..." Muffet giggled. "Well then, would Your Highness care for another donut?"
"Her Highness would," Woona confirmed, nodding regally. "And Your Majesty?"
Muffet lifted her hand to hide her licking her lips, but Woona noticed how...gaunt she seemed, as though she'd gone a long time on not enough food. "I...We believe we shall, yes."
Woona and Muffet stared at each other for a time, only to burst into shared giggles. Despite the rocky start, the new friendship and kept promise filled Woona with DETERMINATION.
I approve of this.
I approve of Yandere-ish Muffet
I approve of Chara being existent to protect Wonna
I approve the misunderstanding arc (You made it so much better to read)
I approve of Queen muffet
And last but not least, I approve of Classy Wonna.
APPROVED!!!
yaay, more woona
Cute. Although, I was kind of expecting this:
That was a close one. Yikes.
Chara for the rescue!
Hmm, so aside from her armor and the Purple mechanic, Woona is... defenseless?... Interesting, let's see where this goes.
Moaned, you say? Perhaps she does have a cat after a- ANYWAYS, I take it that not hearing anything back from the Ruins for an extended period of time has her worried.
At this point in time, it would be prudent to do a Chara impression.
Don't come anywhere near his dialogue box, Little Miss Muffet.
Huh, no reference to the fact that it's shaped like a cupcake?... right, right, priorities.
If only Cadence understood the same. Anyways, see you later.
Not going to pun here.
Well... That certainly was a sticky situation. Luckily, Chara was kinda enough to cut Woona some slack and help her. All's web that ends web!
Classy.
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Wow! That was a scary battle against Muffet! Glad Chara was able to help Woona out by fending off Muffet's attacks.
Also, classy Woona FTW.
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I've never played the game that this story crosses with , is that ok or should I watch a play through of this game On YT before reading this Story .
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The story should provide enough material that you don't need to play the game (or watch a playthrough) first...
But I'd personally recommending watching the playthrough - or playing the game - first, just for the amazing experience thereof.
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Ok , I'll watch a play through . I've been meaning to anyway
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Just a note, this story is following the PACIFIST play-through of the game... or at least to the point of, "Making friends with everyone". So be sure to watch a PACIFIST run play-through.
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Are you asking me for the names of the fics? Or are you just typing a random word in all caps for craps and snickers? I've had people do that before.
That went better than I thought it would
What a pleasant surprise! As I sift through what I'm following, what should pop up on my favorites list but this?
With how things seem to be going for Chara, may I assume that you'll be having him take a similar route to the Tumblr comic A Dreemur Reborn, but with Chara taking the place of Frisk?
woona and muffet break chara.
much like this:
ok maybe not exactly like this, but pretty close
Classy Woona is definitely best Woona.
Well I know who I'm adding to my list of best badasses.
7162714 Agreed. I bet Blue Yoshi is happy about that.
7163013 Yes. Yes they are.
Wowee! 11 other readers!
Rule Number One: Never mess with someone's family of spiders!!
Another one bites the... friendship? no no, that sounds stupid.
Another one boards the S.S. Friendship! much better!
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7162714 why ever not? This seems like a easy chapter to make puns on.
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No. I miss raging at bad puns. But I can't argue with the other sans for not doing a pun on this chapter.
Hahahah, I wanna pun, but I got nothing.
So damn good work on this story man, damn good work well done!
Awesome! Perhaps when she gets older, (or bigger) she can continue to have a tradition of spider cider and spider doughnuts?
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CURSE YOU INTERNET FOR ONLY HAVING TWO ACCURATE PICTURES FOR THIS CHAPTER!!!!
Might as well come close.
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Close enough.
Wow, hey tat, you could so do a spinoff called "tea times with woona and muffet" it would just be going over all the tea times they had together over the years.
Woona and Mettaton should sing together
Woona: Oh my love
Mettaton: Please run away
Woona: Monster King
Mettaton: Forbids your stay
Woona: Ponies must
Mettaton: Live far apart
Woona: Even if
Mettaton: It breaks my heart
Woona: They'll put me
Mettaton: In the dungeon
Woona: It'll suck
Mettaton: And then you'll die a lot
Woona: Really sad
Mettaton: You're gonna die
Woona: Cry cry cry
Mettaton: So sad it's happening
you should have Woona complete the tile puzzle
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Like a sir
It gives her EVEN MORE MAGIC?
Damn.
7163489 It's the content of the chapter that determines whether or not I'll pun. My puns focus on the entire chapter overall. More than half of this is about loss of family, grief and willing to kill or vengeance against a child. There's nothing to pun about that.
And raise you one possible knife wound. About time.
*Luna raises one pouch of spiders*
*Muffet folds*
7163511 I guess that ... Wraps up this chapter then...
7163511 I guess we needed to take a bite at the situation
That was quite the fight scene. Chara has done a lot of good. Yay, positive progress!
And that tea party. One word: Quite.
Also adorable!
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YES. MOAR PUNS.
Time for my own. You could say that Chara has become quite the magentalman.
I say, this story is quite delightful!
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7162920 lol I didn't know that there was a difference
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There are two surefire concrete play styles to Undertale, Pacifist, and Genocide. Pacifist you make friends with everyone, Genocide you go out of your way to kill everyone. If you do neither, it reverts automatically to the Neutral ending, where you can make any combination of killing or sparing opponents throughout the game.
With Muffet befriended, that only leaves Mettaton before Asgore.
~Oh yess~
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Miss Muffet's Tea Party.
7164069 Very true...but I tend to try and keep things upbeat so I don't always think these kinda things through.
I think this story is going very well and I do belive good squire, that this story shall only become more interesting in the future
7154847 Agreed!
Ah, don't you just love it when you make a new friend who was a few minutes ago trying to cut you up with a chainsaw but now isn't? So nice.
7164556 No offense, but your pun does not make any sense.