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Lighttone GryphonStar


I write stories because I enjoy them. I want to do better and am willing to take any advice to improve.

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"I am the master of twist. I am the master of Cliffhanger. I am the master of 'Out of nowhere Ideas that don't make sense but do make sense in the end anyway'. I AM THE MASTER.............. Wait what am I the master of again."

The guy next to him said "when crazy shit happens,"

"Right, I am the MASTER OF 'WHEN CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS'.


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If you take this story too seriously then you not getting the idea of what day this one came out.

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You told me not to read this so I'm going to do just that.

This is so cheesy! But that's why it's so funny!

Don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click don't click. Why are you reading this?

Because... You told me not to and I have ODD?:rainbowhuh:

I clicked it...now the question...
What're you going to do about it?:rainbowderp:

7083674 Simple since you didn't listen I will now throw a pie at your face and your comment.:trollestia:

7083710 NOT THE COMMENT!!!:raritydespair:

7083623 can't say I've ever been privy to sonic fractals.

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7083761

Get upvoted, scrub. :rainbowdetermined2:

I shouldn't have clicked

No finesse on that reverse psychology (and I should know). Or maybe you got what you expected.

7083938 Actually I wanted everypony to cut loose on this story.

While I maintain Paul Blart Invades Equestria is a better WTF trollfic, I think this is highly enjoyable as well.

Ahh, the name alone is Schmuck Bait at it's finest.

Your title gets its wish. Not interested.

...........well....ok.....upvote for making me smile....thats it good day to you mr. author sir

Mitä vittua minä juuri lukenut?
Nini kutomba hakuwa mimi kusoma tu?
რა მივხვდი მე უბრალოდ წაიკითხა?
Какого хрена я только что прочитал?
私はちょうど何だ一体を読みましたか?
Kas fuck gan es tikko izlasīju?
Co do cholery ja po prostu czytać?
War ni fork ċuer lu hisväiŕa?

7084283 Also what am I going to do?

You were warned, and now you get a pie in the face.

I'm thinking a whole lot of WHAT THE FUCK

My mind is full of fuck!!!

This makes as much sense as trying to smell the color 9.:unsuresweetie: I don't kare tho!!!

This story needs more shit posting. Have an upvote for making me laugh

7083623

UNLEASH THE GABE

this accurately defines the meaning of life

7084943 And I'll gladly take the Nobel Peace Award for finding it.

I CLICKED!!! :trollestia:

Before clicking vs. after clicking:

7084716 That comment alone made me want to put an Undertale version of before vs. after in this comment.

7099312
Have it:

Before and after reading the story... Feat. Frisk and Omega Flowey. Ayy lmao. (Undertale is my fucking sin, this game is way too important for me and I shouldn't love a fish woman so much)

7099360 Hey man, I nearly cried at the end of Pacifist run. It's chill.

7099370 I actually cried. Don't do Neutral runs too... A friend said to me to do the MTT King ending one and I nearly cried killing Undyne, oh God. :pinkiesad2: And the Genocide Run is like... the run of feels? It shoves in your face that you're a fucker for doing it. Like, I love most of the characters equally, so the entire run I was feeling so bad inside and almost cried a lot of times :ajsleepy:

Nobody read the description and thought of this?

MASTER! MASTER!

You're lucky I didn't type out the lyrics.

7118520 Truth be told I didn't even realize I made that kind of reference.

7118541 Now onto my REAL review:

0/10 needs more doge and Morgan freeman and more steamy horse sex.

7118554 Well Rainbow Dash does hint to Soarin getting some action after the battle but that is as far as it gets for Horses. And there a mention of some dragon action. But again that's as far as it gets. Oh wait how about some dog action.

Non-explicit

7084463

This makes as much sense as trying to smell the color 9.

It's kind of like roses. Legit. Seriously, take a whiff. *holds out the number 9*
Nope, changed my mind, that isn't a purple enough smell. Orchids, maybe. Nah, Lavender... Maybe a mix of the three.

My brain broke about halfway through the story, :facehoof: but I can't say that I didn't enjoy the random. Good job! :raritywink:

7186376 Oh darn. Please tell me you didn't miss the big reveal on who was writing this.

7186397
:rainbowderp:
No?
Man, I'm gonna have to read it again, am I?

-Update-
Well crap... I completely missed that...

7186426
Yeah it really is... And my head hurts again... :pinkiesick:

7186432 Alright then, you go heal yourself with one of my actually meant to be good stories, The New Stallion.

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