“The real question is, why would anyone send us pooltoy versions of them of all ponies?”

“Ah think the real real question is, who in their right mind inflates a pooltoy before boxing it up in the mail? These big boxes are expensive.”

The CMC get a special delivery to her clubhouse, part of an elaborate magical prank by Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Babs Seed.

Tagalong story (and expansion) to a trio of commissions I got from The Furry Railfan.

Not a clopfic, but I won't pretend there aren't a lot of kinks involved in this.

Story includes pooltoys, pooltoy tf, inflation, partial inflation, possession, partial possession, reality alteration, light hypno/mc, silly outfits, diapers and general silliness.

He bought an old mansion at a cheap price. He knew it'd be too good to be true but he still did it.

Now some thing inside the house had awoken. Quietly, it watches him. Lurking in every corner, observing his movements day and night. and the worst part is...he knows.

He knew it was there. He can't see it. But he knew it was there.

Shining and Cadance aren't sure if Flurry Heart is immortal. They decide to test it.

Chapter 1
You are Anonymous and you're in the hospital. There was an incident and it was all Twilight's fault. In order to make it up to you, she wants to use magic to help set everything right. Lucky you!

Chapter 2+
There were demands for this story to be continued, so put on your big boy pants because this thing is going to get weird. Sometimes you are Anonymous the human, other times you may be someone else, in this second-person POV adventure. More backstory, more world building, more characters, and more snarky comments! Think of thing that you've never thought before!

My first published story.
Rated "Teen" for sexually suggestive themes, crass language, and profanity.
Updates whenever I come up with an idea for a chapter. Feel free to suggest ideas for future chapters in the comments.

You love your friends in Ponyville, you really do, but you have your suspicions about one of them. Pinkie Pie is so light hearted, bouncy, and carefree, you've begin to wonder if she's really a pony at all. Instead, maybe she's actually a balloon! It seems crazy, but you jut have to find a way to prove it, no matter the cost.

Yeah, this is pretty not-gross and horrible. No vomit, gore, sex, etc. I'm as shocked as you are.

Yer invited. All y'all... to this wonderful, glorious cosmos filled with billions upon billions of fruit for all kinds of ponies to sink their purdy lil' teeth into. And not just any fruit, ya reckon? But somethin' that fills our tummies and makes our horse hearts soar to the stars.

Howdy. I'm Professor Applejack. And this is the History of the Apple.

Vector by luckreza8

Takes place near the end of the Season 6 finale and before the Season 7 premiere.

After the events from the changeling attack, one primary problem arises amongst the changelings. Something involving their new appearance. About how allegedly 'gay' it looks.

Contains several uses of the word "gay".

I originally began this story sometime after the finale was premiered. I wrote it as my own way of responding to the new changeling design. I don't hate it, but thought it would be fun to pretend that I did hate it. I got bored and abandoned this for a while. Of course, the new season is coming up, so to celebrate, I ended up finishing this at last~

Cover art was made from this.

It's Cadance and Shining Armor's special night. When they finally settle down in the bedroom, Cadance decides she has a special surprise for her lover. When Shining agrees to get a little spontaneous in the night, he finds he may have signed up for more than he could handle. Will he crumble under pressure? Or will everything turn out Gouda in the end?

Two army men are sent into a world of violence and killing by the hands of a man who took over Equestria and puppeted Luna... Will they be able to save Equestria from doom?

*DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. THANK YOU!*

Trigger warnings: no sex, brief raunchiness, consent is not one of the reasons
(One of these days I'll figure out how to write consent.)

Everyone dreaded when Pinkie Pie was "it" in Truth or Dare. Already much clothing had been lost. And there were few secrets Pinkie Pie didn't know about the girls now.

Only one had yet to be broken.

"Truth… or dare?" Pinkie Pie said, menacingly.

"Truth," Sunset Shimmer replied.

Pinkie Pie took a breath, and then said the most embarrassing and raunchy question she could think of.

"Do you wanna screw a horse?"

What happened next would change all of their lives forever.