• Member Since 29th Aug, 2014

Headlock1_0


Um...not really much to say. I'm not a writer, but maybe(?) someday. I like to read a wide variety of stories, but I sometimes have to draw a line. Rainbow Factory screwed me up. I'm more careful now.

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I Don't Even Know 24 stories
  • I Don't Even Know 24 stories I came across a story that I just did not know what to think of...it's in here, and probably won't be alone for long. (Starting June 3rd, 2015)
    Created by Headlock1_0
    - June, 2015
Found 22 stories in 382ms

Total Words: 81,889
Estimated Reading: 5 hours

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  • Liked Stories 429 stories - 969 unread chapters stories that I've up-voted (starting Oct 20th 2014)


  • Meh 139 stories Stories that I find...well...meh. (starting February 14th, 2015)


  • Sub-Par Stories 18 stories Stories that I either didn't enjoy, or were just not very well written, just to keep record. (starting February 14th, 2015)


  • Not My Taste 22 stories Stories that I've read that don't strike my fancy, but are not necessarily bad. (starting May 19th 2015)


  • I Don't Even Know 24 stories I came across a story that I just did not know what to think of...it's in here, and probably won't be alone for long. (Starting June 3rd, 2015)


  • So Bad It's Good 1 stories - 0 unread chapters Some people call them Sh*tfics, others call them CrappyPastas, I just don't understand anymore. Started Feb 20th 2017


  • Conflicted Emotions 2 stories - 0 unread chapters (Alt. Title: Mixed Feelings) Stories that leave me too conflicted to decide on liking or disliking, but “meh” doesn’t fit either. (Started Jan 23 2024)

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When somepony (or ponies) is responsible for the creation of a corpse, the natural first question to arise is frequently "What do we do with the body?" As it turns out, the Bearers have a few ideas.

Maybe more than a few.

Possibly too many.


(Written for BronyWriter's rather impromptu and completely unintentional Ponies Dispose Of Bodies anthology and inspired by his story Best Friends. And so it goes.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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Chrysalis has launched her attack on Canterlot. When all hope seems lost, Celestia reveals her secret weapons. They're definitely... something.

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The changelings have been plotting their revenge ever since the wedding, to little avail. Most of their sleeper agents have been rooted out, there are regular guard patrols along the borders of the Badlands, and every deal they've made has been betrayed in record time. The only changelings not starving to death are the ones who have sold off the queen's secrets for clemency.

But despite all of these setbacks, Queen Chrysalis has a plan. A plan that, if she pulls it off, could topple the Crystal Empire in one fell swoop. Of course, it has more than its fair share of risks, but the reward will make it all worth it.


Rated Teen for brief descriptions of the various mechanisms of birth.

Also, don't worry about spoiler tags. The premise of this piece should seem fairly obvious.

Written before Season 6

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Fluttershy has been keeping a secret from two ponies she holds very dear. Tonight, she's going to share that secret with the both of them.

A/N: May or may not have been written while drunk.

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So a guy goes and buys a somethin from a shady merchant and-

You know what? You know what this is. It's got 'Displaced' right in the title. C'mon. You know exactly what is happening here.

Anyways, guy gets sent to Equestria with powers.

Copious amounts of dank memes occur.

Buckle up kids, your're going to have to go to the hospital after this.


That story I probably get banned for.

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This story is a sequel to Sasha


It's cold outside. Snow is falling. Sunset Shimmer is only vaguely aware of this, pacing or dancing or something in the middle of a park. But she's dressed as if it were not below freezing. Concerned, Rarity takes the girl in. What follows is Sunset's unsuccessful attempt to explain her addled mind. We think.

This story marks the true beginning of Sunset's Recovery Arc.

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Pinkie Pie, feeling down, out, and not her usual perky, bouncy, self goes to visit a specialist in order to seek help.

Turns out "help" was just as simple as taking a pill.

Or, so she thought...

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Sunset Shimmer finds herself stuck in a time loop where she's forced to live out the main six singing a song to help Twilight win the crown over, and over, and over...

And over...

Except, things start to get a little... weird, at one point in the song.

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This story is a sequel to Send In Michael Bay


Shia LaBeouf motivates Twilight Sparkle to beat Tirek within an inch of his life.


DON’T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS KIDDOS (Part of the Memeverse)


Written by the insane ramblings of Myself, Sandcroft, and JakeTheBrony new Cover by jazzie366 M Defective

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On a normal day in Ponyville, Spike buys a peach from a little filly in the marketplace. But when he brings it home, Twilight has a traumatic flashback to her childhood.






(Author's Note: ...I regret everything. :fluttershyouch:)

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