This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.

It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.

Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.

Featured on May 14, 2013. And again on November 29, 2014 more times than I can count thanks to you guys.

Now with our own TVtropes page! Help us catalog the awesomeness.

Holy crap we've got a trailer too!
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MLP:FIM is the property of Lauren Faust
Bleach is the property of Tite Kubo

Plot aspects for chapter thirty six onward contributed and improved by Ketvirtas and Alondro
Chapters 0-88 proofread by xbox432
Chapters 89-onward proofread by LyonAzakura
Partially inspired by Dirty Bit's story Cuatro
Further inspired by Christopher28's story A Different Viewpoint of Equestria
Further inspired by Trinary story Friendship is Empathy
Random plot elements inspired by SwimmingDalek98 and Phoenix Archangel
Story structure and pacing inspired by Tite Kubo

Ulquiorra Cifer was defeated at the hands of a mere human and died in Las Noches. Or at least that's what he thought. In the boundary that separates life and death for all Hollows, he's found by one that finds him interesting enough to give a second chance at life free from Aizen's control, and free to do as he pleases; he was just never told that his second chance of life would take him to an alternate world he never could've imagined even if he tried.

The land of Equestria is a magical place full of hope, and second chances. In this land where friendship is considered the most powerful magic in existence, can the Cuatro Espada find something that's been missing and learn how to live? Or will his presence be the downfall of the peaceful world and all of its inhabitants?

This story is a sequel to Goodnight Woon

Sequel to Goodnight Woon.

Ponies always want different things, but oftentimes, getting what they want is harder than it looks... if they manage to get it at all. Some may beg, some may plot, some may ask nicely, all will be explored.

A great man! A foxy devil! A magnificent detective!
This is how a semi-famed and arguably popular pokemon detective Edgar prides himself when dousing himself in his massive ego. As undeniably weird as he is hammy, he is forced to set out to a GENTLEMANLY adventure through a new world when Arceus decides to send most pokemon and a few worthy humans to a new home.

Now Edgar, and his pokemon friends, must discover the mysteries of the land called Equestria as the magnificent Ditto Detective!

Based around the plot and setting originally created by zeusdemigod131 in his story A New World, a New Way. Used with the authors permission.
It's awesome, go read it to somewhat understand WTF is happening. It's worth it.

Discord had been doing very well in recent times when it came to not doing evil. Not that Discord was evil, of course; he was just looking to have some fun. But anyway, Princess Celestia decided that he needed to become a productive member of Equestrian society, rather than living however he wanted. And so, the Almighty Discord, Lord of Equestria, Spirit of Chaos... was ordered to find a job. Ugh, gag!

This story was inspired by a dream I had once, as my sister will be extremely eager to explain to you for some reason, even though it was my dream and not hers. Each chapter will be a new job, and suggestions for new chapters would be greatly appreciated.
Also, if any of you have read Princess Stupid Jerk McButt by Twinkletail, you know exactly what inspired this story's writing style. And if you have not read it, I highly suggest it. Unless you hate Trixie's ego like my sister does. In which case, read the Lunaverse stories instead!
Why Trixie get no love?

Nov. 15, 2014- I got featured?!?!
I can't even words.

Sep. 24, 2014- This story finally got its first dislike! How dare they?!

Jk, but this is good. It means I must have room to improve. From now on, any dislikes are encouraged to be accompanied by a review, critique, or suggestion. If you didn't like it, please help me make it better. And please be brutal and specific (especially specific).

One fateful day, Discord felt a disturbance in the balance of things. Not just him, but Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, too. They all know what happened.

Laughter had experienced a loss.

This is for the loss that has been endured on 8/11/14, of a comedy icon that never failed to try and make everyone smile. O Captain, our Captain.

Octopus Elvis tries to take over the world with his cephalopod superiority.

Please do not take this seriously. Anyone who does will be taken to court with Discord as judge, jury, and the lawyers on both sides.

Obviously, there's not much actually about Elvis Presley, so if you came here for that, sorry. Please make sure you have all belongings and exit through the door on the right.

"There had better be ponies in this story because they're Always on my mind (of course, I have a Suspicious mind) and I'm used to having My way. Don't be cruel, tell me where it's set: is it in Equestria, or In the ghetto, or even in Viva las Vegas, America? I guess Anyplace is paradise, or rather, I Can dream. That's all right, don't answer, you Devil in Disguise. I'm Counting on you to tie this into the MLP universe, so how about A little less conversation or I'll put on my Blue Suede Shoes and bust a nut in your Jailhouse rock. It's Now or never mate, and I hope you make the right decision." ~ThatWeatherstormChap

Written mostly by mah bro, with me adding some things, and edited by me, wdeleon, fluttershysone and EpicNinjaGamer.

Cover art by me.

Also, twentieth story! Yay!

(And yes, this part is longer than the whole description. Whatever.)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It was a show that so many loved, so many hated, so many were indifferent about, and so many knew nothing of. But now, it's over. The show has run its course.

Twilight apparently didn't get the memo.

"The mentality of one pony is like a flowing river. But also like a river it can be polluted." ~ Starswirl The Bearded

Meet Strait Jacket, an insomniac, maniac, and everything in between that ends in 'iac'. Here, we go about his life. It's as bad as you would think it is.

Twilight Twinkle, Celestia's most fateful apprentice, and friend, is in peril!
The Knight of the Moon and her band of baddies have their horns, hooves, and claws poised to strike and end the mares life.
Who can save her!?
Only the most powerful, most beautiful, most smarticle, and most amazing princess know to pony kind!