Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping
"The mentality of one pony is like a flowing river. But also like a river it can be polluted." ~ Starswirl The Bearded
Meet Strait Jacket, an insomniac, maniac, and everything in between that ends in 'iac'. Here, we go about his life. It's as bad as you would think it is.
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Neat.
Please, do go on. I'd like to see more.
Congratulations; you're one of the few people amongst these pinheads who can spell 'straitjacket' correctly.
Wouldn't he be wearing a doodad on his horn keeping him from using his powers?
4742932 The thing about that is something I'll cover in the next chapter, "Make Apple Juice Instead"
4742923 I know right?
did you really start your description with a quote you wrote yourself from a fictional character that said fictional character did not even say
like really
what the fuck man
4742959 I had to re-read that. And Yes, I did. Why not? You know how many other people have done that? And at least mine sounds like something he would say.
EDIT: Okay I looked at your profile, and I scared myself because I saw 5 of the sites staple stories on the side and said to myself. "Oh no... Please don't be him. Please don't be the guy who wrote these..."
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no
no i do not know those many people
i don't know santa clause either
there is a reason why i don't know santa clause
4742993 Holy triple post wat
woops my mouse clicked 3 times lol my bad
4742998
yeah i suck
4742999 The point is, I made something up that sounded like something he would say, if asked a question about the mental state of either himself or another pony. And seeing a he was not only a scientist, but also a philosopher, I think this fits.
4743020
just seems weird to me and ive never seen anyone else do it
also tf does that mean ^
4743023 Well, I wanted to see what stories you had, see if they were interesting... And then I saw the little thing that said "Top Five Stories". I knew all of them, but I couldn't remember if they were one guy or five separate guys, so I assumed you wrote em...
4743084
wow favorite zoned I see how this constructive albeit brief relationship is
4743143 It's not like that s-sempai!
Don't make lemonade, get mad! Demand to see life's manager! I don't want your *Beep* lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!? Do you know who I am? I'm the one that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS. I'm going to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
(sorry, had to get that out of the way...
)
Yeeeeees?
While I'm here, I found a few mistakes:
*necklace
*mental...Unless it's the Headbangers Hospital.
Remove the wayward "a".
I'd rephrase that as "and his eyes never left her form.".
I also noticed some swapping between past and present tense that ought to be fixed. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.
4744586 Done!
Is the twist that he's not the one inside a cell, but everypony else is?
liked, favorited and subscribed. 
You had my curiosity...now you have my attention!
4744708 ....EX-TER-MI-NATE!
4745337
This title...
4746117 It started as a joke... Then is grew like Aphrodite from Uranus' ballsack
4744368 YEAH, BURN IT DOWN!
When life gives you lemon.Make grape wine
Are you familiar with Danaume? Your picture reminds me of one of his characters.
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4746130 But Aphrodite was formed out of sea-foam...
Oh how I want moar...
4753068 Close...
4753200 From his ballsack.
4753402 fair enough.
NEED MORE
His parents knew what they were doing when they named him strait jacket
Is this story ever gonna get updated lol AH WANT MORE