Octopus Elvis Takes Over Teh World

by Pump It Up

Teh epilogue that may or may not be necessary. And things.

Celestia heard the screams before the pony arrived to tell her.

“Princess!” the messenger gasped. “They have come!”

“They who?”

“The—the octopi!”

“Wat.”

“They’re horrible!” The stallion gesticulated rapidly “They’re extremely tall, and they’re burning ponies and storing them! I barely escaped!”

Celestia stood, determined. “Gather the Royal Guard. Tell them—”

“You gave them a holiday, remember, sister?”

Celestia blinked and turned to Luna, who had flown in the window. “I did what?”

“You kind of drank too much of Applejack’s cider that she sent you, told them they were incompetent, and gave them a holiday.” Luna rolled her eyes. “Last time I ever let you drink that much.”

The stallion looked on the two with confusion.

Celestia sighed. “Just get a bunch of ponies willing to fight, and try to get the Guards back to work, please.” The stallion bowed and left, wondering how he was going to be able to when he had a squid on his head.

Wait, squid?

The Space Squid (what else would you expect?) constricted the stallion’s breathing just enough to knock him out, then floated into Celestia’s room.

“Hello,” it said, “my name is Sgeorge Slucas, and I wish to help you defend against the Space Octopi.”

“What?” Celestia stared in confusion at the floating squid.

Slucas sighed. Obviously, the white one (and, assumably, the blue one) couldn’t understand him, which, honestly, he should have anticipated—after all, the language of Space Squid consisted of tentacle flailing and jumping jacks. He exited the room, leaving Celestia and Luna utterly confused as to what just happened.

“They couldn’t understand me,” Slucas said to the rest of his team: the Sbeatles, Selton Sjohn, and Swhitney Shouston. “We must continue with our protection of this primitive race.”

“What if the ponies impede our efforts?” asked Spaul SmcCartney. “Surely we don’t expect them to know our manoeuvres.”

Slucas shrugged. “Just work around them. There’s always random targets in fights that somehow don’t get shot even though they logically should. Although, all ponies are their targets...and so are we.”

Comments

[AkemiTheSunbro]

That coverart.

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[Cerulean Swirl]

Thank you for submitting this story in the MLP Fan Club! It will be read and appreciated!

[Flying Fantasy Horse]

Meth.

Not even once.

[Underpaid Carronade]

I'm not surprised this exists... it's the internet.

[Villainous Insanity]

My nose started bleeding after i finished this ...

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[No One Important]

Well, that happened............................. My goodness, this must be the weirdest story I have ever read. I wouldn't be surprised if this became featured.

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It has been too long, unfortunately, since I posted it, so I don't really think this will get featured.

Thanks, though, for the enthusiasm!

[No One Important]

4803923 No problem.

[Super Trampoline]

Well, that was a thing. A thing that happened. I can't in good conscience up vote this, so I'm going to favorite and move along. Please write a sequel where twilight gets revenge upon her cephalopod captures.

Have a great day!

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4891257

Please write a sequel where twilight gets revenge upon her cephalopod captures.

She's kind of dead, if I remember.

[Super Trampoline]

4891641 well it just said that she was sucked up into their jello.

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Oh, yeah. Although, she'd have suffocated already, since there'd be Jell-O in her lungs.

[Super Trampoline]

4894230 couldn't she tellaport out of the jelly, into a musty dark corner of the storage bay, ready to seek revenge? If you're not gonna write it, I just might.

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Hm...maybe she could. Hm...

Do you legitimately want to write the story?

[Super Trampoline]

4894402 for one-shotober, it would be fun.

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I'd like to know, in case I'd like to...

You know what, I give you permission to write a sequel if you feel fit to. If you need any help, don't hesitate to PM me.

[Super Trampoline]

4894876 i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8U6TKXoi--/thfydh8egnt8he5esoz8.gif

[The Orange Nebula]

I choked on my food after reading that title.

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[The Guardian and Friends]

Wat

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[Europa]

Haven't even read it yet just... damn. Octopus Elvis takes over the world. How the hell do you come up with this?

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5348944
I wanted to write a random story and found the cover art, which I had made, then came up with the title. Uh...randomly.

[Europa]

5348955

the cover art, which I had made,

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I was messing around on GIMP with the smear tool.