Anonymous, the lone human oddity in Equestria, has the Valentine's blues. Or Hearts and Hooves blues here, perhaps.

Having been in this world for near upon a year now, he's feeling ready for some companionship in his life. The problem is, he still has a few monsters hiding under his bed that he needs to defeat first. Or so he keeps telling himself.

His good friend Twilight has noticed he's been shutting himself in more than usual recently, and it turns out the upcoming holiday brings with it an event which may well be exactly what Anon needs to come crawling out of his shell...

Yep, an alien at a speed dating event. What could possibly go wrong?

> Sex tag added for humourous sexually suggestive dialogue and scenarios.

- Featured on Feb 15th 2025

Two years.

It's been two years since your arrival in Equestria, all those moons ago. In that span of time, you've managed to forge new friendships, overcome your inner demons, and finally find your place in this world you now called home. It wasn't a bad life, in your opinion.

Just then, a rift opens. An unexpected visitor from your home world makes a startling appearance, and you can't help but feel like your entire life has suddenly been turned upside-down...

Featured on 08/04/2023 - 08/05/2023!

Cover Art is partially AI-Generated.

First Place Winner of the Tropical Post-Apocalypse contest, using scuffed AI renders for inspiration. Thanks for reading!
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An Anon experienced in Equestria finds himself with a sense of Deja-Vu, as he gets dropped into the same world again. Only this time, something's gone terribly wrong along the way -- and a pint-sized pony demanding his help is buzzing around his head. He's about 90% sure she's just a hallucination, but the jury is still out on that one.

Everything is weirdly overgrown, and the places and ponies he'd become familiar with are nothing like they were. Magic is just plain wrong, either entirely missing or twisted into new, horrific forms.

Good thing he watched all those survival gameshows and jungle construction videos, or he might be done for.
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Romance tag is there because I hit the wordcount too quickly, so ending chapter is kinda rushed and I'm dumping another chapter when the contest is over.

Anon feels like there's no need to get up today. He's been feeling a lot of things actually, and that's why he has been spending most of his time in the library lately.

But today he won't be able to stay put, because at the incredibly important festival they've set up a mystical tent, that even magic itself compels him to visit.

After a strange alien creature named Anon suddenly showed up in Equestria, it was only natural that Twilight Sparkle would want to help him adjust to his new environment. To do so, she enlists the help of local school teacher Ms. Cheerilee. With her guidance, Anon should be able to learn how to do things the "pony way," and before he knows it, he'll be another friendly face in Ponyville's growing community.

Unfortunately, Cheerilee isn't exactly a fan of the new human in town, nor is said human particularly happy to be under the tutelage of an elementary school teacher.

Is there any hope of them getting along?

If there's one thing the denizens of Equestria have always needed, it's to have somewhere to relax and knock back a few drinks. The tales that follow chronicle Haggis, a surly ex-adventurer, and her plucky human assistant, as they attempt to live their lives and please customers of all varieties.

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Equestria is hosting the International Rodeo Games with Appleloosa as the hosting city. Many species from all over the world travel to the small town, some even as far as Foenum. All of it for the chance to win money, ribbons, and fame. While Applejack originally joins for the benefit of the Apple Family, her priorities quickly change.

A handsome, human cowboy named Clyde is introduced to her by Braeburn. The two get along well, and Applejack quickly is smitten by the upstanding, honest man. She plans on winning his affections with the hopes of taking him back as her husband. There's just one problem...

A cow named Arizona, Champion of the Prairie and one of the saviors of the Foenum, takes a strong liking to the same cowboy. She hopes to make her Ma and Pa proud taking back not just fame and money, but a husband to boot!

The two quickly catch onto each other's plans and try to undermine each other. Things quicky spiral out of control, and with neither backing down. They agree to a solution; a one-on-one fight, with the winner taking the man. Only question remains: Who will win? The Mare or the Heifer? And does the man get a say at all?!

T for fighting, possible swearing, non-consensual romantic pushiness, and mentions of interspecies love and pregnancy. No rape or clop will be shown, a simple girl vs girl fight over a guy.

Cover Art by LongTaleAnimation

Anon gets lost in a park during a short detour for some fresh air and ends up returning to the wrong civilization. One consisting of strange colorful creatures, who may or may not be aliens, robots in disguise or simply runaway products of a government black site biolab. It's hard to tell for sure, but hopefully they could help Anon find his way home... once he figures out how to ask.

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A/N: Been lurking since 2015 and finally decided to write a fic. Tags will be updated as necessary, don't want to spoil some of the plans. Cover image has been slightly edited to make Derpy's speech illegible.

On the wrong side of bars is the place one doesn't tend to want to find themselves in. Allowed out quick, sure. But with a punishment.

I have found out that I am bad at titles. Making good titles that represent the story is not within my capabilities. Really, how do you expect little old me to pump out a word or two representing an entire story?

3/14/24 Still Alive Edition

There's only one pony in Ponyville that the Mane Six have never met. Pinkie Pie has never thrown him a party, Applejack has never sold him a mug of cider, and Twilight has never seen him check out any books. And as far as that unicorn, Lapis Print, is concerned, that's exactly how it should be.

Lapis can't risk them knowing where he lives, what he does for a living, or even what his name is - if he gets his way, the Mane Six won't even know he exists, and nopony in Ponyville will miss him once he's gone.

It should be a piece of cake - after all, it's not like the biggest magical power in Equestria is about making sure everypony looks out for each other, right?

(Rated Teen for language - mental cursing mostly.)