I...I am a monument to all your sins...
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Working in a dump has its ups and downs - sure, you may go home smelling like trash, but the riches you can find more than make up for it. Gently used furniture, perfectly good books, and even some nearly intact action figures are just the tip of the iceberg of what Anon has found on his daily duties - still, even after years of working at the junkyard, he still stumbles across a few surprises.
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As an aside, I think this is the reasoning for the smartest guy in the Dilbert world canonically being that garbageman they never bother to name. Nearly as good access to raw materials as working in a lab, but with none of the expectations.
This is not Lewd!
Bruh, i did not expect it to be Celestia's toy bunny.
Well, I'm impressed. Especially with the ingenuity of the mystery.
Good work Leech.
Nice
This was a fun read, and definitely hilarious with the interactions. Thanks for this story!
Chapters 1, 5 and 50.
...That was something. On the one hand, it was obvious from the get-go that she'd be magical and more than what met the eye. On the other, it was well-executed, and I'm rather curious about what stories she might have, and just seeing her interacting with Anon and other people. She has a pretty good sense of humor. And I got to know the story behind that rabbit.
ok, I have to admit, so far, I'm liking this.
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Who else could be "twin sister of the moon"?
Also, rabbits have historically been associated with the moon in various ways.
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Well Princess Luna is the Moon's counterpart as Celestia is to the Sun, and I'm inclined to believe the royal sisters aren't twins, given the difference in height.
So I'm reading this, and the whole time I'm asking myself when do they........ then i realize it's only rated T.
Not bad Leech, not bad. This is going in my family friendly favorites book shelf.
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They are twins as much as the sun and moon themselves are, not actually twins but the sisters are counterparts to each other.
i gotta say this was a really good read, leech. honestly hope for more about these two in the future
Fortuna = Warframe
*Mesothelioma advert starts playing*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ever since I saw that picture I hoped a fic about her would pop up, and now one did, and it's AMAZING, but it's over just like that??!?
I know this is marked as Complete, but I'd love to hear more of Anon and Fortuna's life together!
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We may get more shorts with her in the future - with AnonTheAnon's blessing, of course.
I want to see more of this, u shall write more or I will have to bap your snout with a wet fish
Well, that must mean that she was not a simple machine for a long time
WOW, this story is totally AWESOME!!!
It's going into my Favorites file and I'm definitely giving this a big Thumbs Up,
This is a pretty good story, im surprised this story doesn't have more views considering your massive followers.
Really getting those Twilight Zone vibes from Mistress Fortuna. The Nick of Time episode with Shatner and the little fortune telling machine in the diner specifically.
Little devil didn't have Fortuna's snark though.
So a highly advanced sarcastic magic based AI is put into an old timey automaton I wonder who she made mad to get put into that thing
OK this was a good story and I would love to see a sequel just if people know who he is in the world then shouldn't he have a name I only know one story where the human being called anon worked and that was because the ponies knew nothing about him other than he was there and that they couldn't understand him.
Bloody genius of a short fic
Your constant shifting between hardcore fetish porn and wholesome slice of life is as entertaining as it is impressive. The fact that you excel at both is really amazing, I'm always looking forward to your next work.
I know this is a short story (a great one) but I'd JIZZ if you decided to make it a series. I love this wholesome barely-working piece of garbage.
You earned a fav!
I love the dynamic the two of them have
You know, I think this is the first story of yours I ever read that wasn't sexual in nature. But I enjoyed it all the same, made me chuckle.
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I've written a few that are SFW.
This needs an entire 50 chapter series and I would read all of it, but it still wouldn’t be enough.
This was a great read! I do hope you continue this as a series. I love how Mistress Fortuna has such a vexing charm towards Anon. I even kept wondering if when he finally opened her compartment access for maintenance if whether or not she'd have mechanical legs.
Thanks for putting out this story.
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Yes, but I was mistaken. The first SFW story of yours i read was "Applejack Robs a Bank" which i also loved
Alright I like it, this way different than what you usually write and I enjoy it. Hope you do as well because honestly that's all that really matters.
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Aye, I had a blast writing it.
I, too, liked this.
This was a delight to read and the fact that it was Celestia's bunny was a gotcha moment for me I figured it was Luna's honestly.
Variety is the spice of life...a really good and funny fic I'm glad I gave it a read...hope to see more too
Snarky and smug for the pony equivalent of The Great Zoltar.
I like her.
Man
I really want more of Fortuna and Anon interactions.
And Celly-Belly knew Fortuna? She must be ancient.
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I'm actually working on more Fortuna stuff
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Nice!
This is Good.
With the way Fortuna looks in the picture I wouldn't be surprised if Discord was involved in some way, shape, or form.
Wait, he didn't lube her yet!
Gotta have fun somehow!
Wonder if she'd appreciate being liberated from her box...
To be serviced only by properly trained technicians!
Now about that broken glass...