Are you a pony who travels?

Do you need to communicate on the go?

And do you totally lack any and all dragons in your life?

Then you need -- Slate!

Everypony does!

Unless they can think.

Which just might leave Trixie out.

(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. New members and trope edits welcome.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

Rainbow Dash enjoys the first snow of the winter.

Ahuizotl has the last of the Rings of Scorchero. Will the adventurer and hero Daring Do manage to stop him in time?

Quick answer: Nope

Think of everything you hate about people online. Now bundle up all those bad traits and throw it into a pony. You now have Caps Lock: an over opinionated, egotistic pony that simply enjoys the anguish of others.

Now throw that pony into Ponyville Elementary School, and you get this story.

Cover art thanks to IJAB. Click for better resolution.
Rated Teen for some course language, mature themes, and overall inappropriateness.

With all her new princess obligations, Twilight needs the support of her assistants more than ever. But since she started spending more time in Canterlot, Owlowiscious has seemed awfully distracted by something. Maybe Luna can help clear up why.

Special thanks to Harwick for the random EQD comment that gave me the idea.

After years of trying, Scootaloo finally discovers her special talent.
It's the worst thing that ever happened to her. She'll have to leave Rainbow Dash and all her friends behind as she's forced to go off and learn about her new talent... and then it gets worse.

The sequel, Choices Legacy, is now available.

As always, I adore getting comments about the story; the more specific and prolific the better -- negative comments included. Your comments help make my future stories better.
Featured on Equestria Daily.

Many thanks to my team. I couldn't have done it without them.
Pre-readers:
MailboxBomber
Kyaksa
tosety
IceBeerG

Dialog Consultants:
Jacob Ellinger
kidmurkury
markey58

Editors:
IRpony

Proofreaders:
OkemosBrony
Unimpressive Vagaries

Artwork:
Scootaloo Vector by MoongazePonies
Background and cutie mark by author
In-Chapter art by author

A pair of mares stepped into Ponyville with only two things on their minds.

The first was revenge.

The other was alcohol.

A co-operation between the awesome DiveBomb and some fellow by the name of RavensDagger

The Great and Powerful Trixie joins the battle to save Ponyville!

So why did she wake up in a waiting room?

Contents by: Gravekeeper & Wanderer D

Hey there, what's up? My name is Lyra Heartstrings. I know, I know, it's cute, heard it a million times. Well, your flattery is wasted because I'm a taken mare!

Bon Bon is her name, and yes, she is amazing. She's the kind of gal that you don't have to have a lot of money to take out to a fancy restaurant because she just likes to sit with you and be together, y'know? Yeah, it's nice, cuz being a musician ain't the richest job in Equestria.

Anyway, yeah, her ideal date is to just sit with me. Yep. Not even joking.
On a bench in the park too, not even cuddling up by a fireplace.

And let me tell you, the craziest things go down by that bench in the park.

Thanks to Flint Sparks for encouraging this experiment, and thanks to RainbowBob for giving it a few looks as well!