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A pair of mares stepped into Ponyville with only two things on their minds.

The first was revenge.

The other was alcohol.

A co-operation between the awesome DiveBomb and some fellow by the name of RavensDagger

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I declare a sequel. And sexy sequel. Oh, yes.

I approve of Lightning and Dash making out at all times!

Also, I am surprised spell casting while intoxicated isn't more of a problem in Equestria.

2913653 Called it. Totally freakin' called it XD

Three cheers! Hip hip! :yay: hip hip! :yay: hip hip! :yay:

You so did. I was preparing myself for it the entire time XD

He can't reply. He's busy "flippin' buscuits".

Glorious. Drunken shenanigans and mild, yet undeniable vengeance are always a winning combination. Thank you for this.

Well, let that be a lesson for you.

Getting drunk gets you laid.

While not a groundbreaking story, it was still humorous and enjoyable. I'm kinda wanting to see a follow-up but that would ruin the final line here. I'm torn!

Great work you two!

Probably one of the more solid one-shots I've read in a while. Quick, funny, in-character, and the ending was just fantastic. Definitely worth the read, especially after how much JustAnotherTimeLord gushed about it. :twilightsmile:

Pretty good one shot, thoroughly enjoyable.

That was pretty hilarious.

This was one of the coolest things I've ever read.

Nicely done.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Apparently Lightning Dust's revenge was a dish best served hot and steamy.

Why do I get the feeling that the chase went like this.....

Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, Rainbow Dash wearing out and just practically collapsing on a cloud. Lightning Dust too drunk to feel fatigued quite literally runs into Rainbow Dash and they end up in an awkward position. To which Lightning Dust babbles something about sex and Dash just shrugs and goes along with it. If any of the Mane 6 were Bisexual it would be Dash after all, even I the staunch conservative can see that.

I never knew that I would hear Twilight of all ponies say 'honey badger'. Also, "What spell?". :rainbowlaugh:

Ah Trixie and Lightning Dust friendship is like the perfect counterpart to Twilight and RD as well. Hell, they almost have the same initials too.

Loved it! :twilightsmile:

How sSason 3 Ep 7 - Wonderbolts Academy _should_ have ended:


I am the Web, and I approve this fanfic.

Aww, I wanted Trixie and Lightning Dust to end up together...

"Her eyes grew wide, blinking individually."

Great stuff.

This is co-written by Divebomb. I'm most familiar with his Riflepony series which I love with an incredible passion only equaled by the passion Trixie's lust spell seems to inspire. :trixieshiftleft: Except this here is real! Anyway, this is very different from the Riflepony series. But it's really funny! :rainbowlaugh: My favorite parts being Twilight under the influence of Trixie's spell, and the twist at the end. :rainbowwild: It's a nice little sexy comedy! :pinkiehappy: Keep up the good work both of you.

3063179 That would have been nice but it was not the case.

/Aye, Riflepony is a masterpiece of pony. It's what got me to bug Divey until he finally conceeded to work with me!

3420692 Ooh masterpiece! That's a perfect way to put it!

I was expecting to find out that Twilight and Rainbow Dash were already together. This was funnier.

Although drunk Trixie obviously doesn't see the potential in an easily breakable love spell in the ruining-of-lives department.
Cast it on Twilight to fall for Spike, but not vice-versa. Stick it onto 2 of the Mane Six, and then break the spell partway through sex. Stick it on Rainbow Dash, then show her Tank, then throw Tank into the town square.
There are a lot of ways that can become absolutely ruinous.

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4989767 What anime is your avatar from?

Trixie's magic color isn't azure. It's pink.

5549717 It's from Negima. I recommend it, but I highly extremely suggest beg you advise that you not watch the anime--read the manga instead. There are some good OVA's, but to fully appreciate them you need knowledge of the manga.

It starts off as a harem comedy, then slowly develops a much more serious storyline and awesome fight scenes (while keeping the comedy). The author--Ken Akamatsu, who made Love Hina--wanted to make an action story but the publishing company told him to make another romantic harem comedy. So he gave them what they wanted, then proceeded to basically give story the "Twilight's Kingdom Pt. 2 Treatment (tm)". The first 2 volumes are pure harem comedy, the 3rd introduces some action scenes, the 4th-6th cover the first significant story arc and start to show a larger overarching plot, and everything after that takes what the 6th volume baited you with and runs with it.

If you can, I suggest that you read the official translations--the scanlations don't include the extensive research Akamatsu put into this manga. The Latin, Ancient Greek, and Buddhist Sanskrit he uses for spells are almost universally accurate, and the back of each volume includes a section that translates them, tells you a bit about how they work and their role in the world, and provides the origin of many of the spells--from mythology to Jungian psychology to the precise details of how they screw with physics to the alchemical origins of the term "elixir". It isn't necessary, but it is extremely interesting to see how much detail he puts into worldbuilding apart from the already-substantive material given in-story.

(I don't know if you can tell, but I'm sort of a fan)

Seeing lovesick Twilight being forward for once instead of shy (and how!) is worth the price of admission alone (well, the ten minutes and change it took to read, that is).

And that, fillies and gentlecolts, is why you should drink whiskey instead of brandy. Because whiskey is distilled from grains. Which ponies eat.

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