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The Great and Powerful Trixie joins the battle to save Ponyville!

So why did she wake up in a waiting room?

Contents by: Gravekeeper & Wanderer D

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Comments ( 43 )

Alright.

A WD Collab-ish deal?

Let's see what ya got.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey... uh... Trixie... You seem to have...

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Yeah never mind.

What is Gravekeeper doing!?

He needs to get back to work on 'The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle'.

Bill and Ted meets My Little Pony.

This is a fucking win.

The Great Golem of Boyardeea

I had a similar event happen.

~Skeeter The Lurker

well this should be fun

3607724 He has been updating older chapters, not sure if he's updated on his blog but he's redone a few chapters, but he's still just too busy irl so I imagine this will be more of a smaller collab and not really Gravekeeper heavy... Though as a faithful believer, it would be most excellent if we got a new chapter after that last massive cliffhanger.

For now, we at least get something and that's more than nothing.

I have absolutely no idea where this is going, but it's more than funny enough so far.

“1T2B1M7HK5K1,” she read aloud. Frowning, Trixie snorted. “Trixie has no idea what this even means, but Trixie refuses to wait past now.”

100,200,100,705,001?

*Laughter dies down from Striker* Okay... this oughtta be good. :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Dat was. A massive tease. Though I've curious as to who this mister fluffy is to have allowed Trixie to have been invited by Bast.

Trixie and the 7 Heavens, shortened to 5 due to hardware malfunction.

It was alright, but doesn't seem very Bill and Ted so far. Must wait for more I suppose. Lyra getting her neck snapped and ponies being drained of all their blood to make pasta blood sauce because of another one of Twilight's buck ups was nice though.

This story needs more cheese. Though, gonna suck for those mares... yeesh.

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It was alright, but doesn't seem very Bill and Ted so far.

Well, it's not a crossover. :trixieshiftright:

3607837 Eh, details. This is sounding better than if it was a crossover anyways. Still, holding off on likes and favs till I see more chapters. MOAR! :flutterrage:

Pastafarian heaven! XD I imagine that's the one Berry Punch would choose :P

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

This is so awesome /):rainbowkiss:(\ and funneh.

How did you know I was in the mood for Trixie stories? :derpyderp1: But seriously it is a great coincidence that as I was looking for some :trixieshiftleft:, you went and post one.

Hope you and Gravekeeper keep writing this. :twilightsmile:

Trixie ended an enemy of the Pastafarians. Why do I get the feeling it was Twilight and that she ended her with a saddle and some lube? :twilightsmile:

This will be good. *watches*

I'm guessing Trixie is going to "try out" all these different heavens until she finds the right one.

More likely, she's going to get kicked out of each one.

Let's see if I'm right.

With Wanderer and Gravekeeper involved, it will be glorious either way.

I laughed way too hard. Good job. However, I've gotta admit, this is one of those stories I WANT to be "all just a dream." What can I say? I hate consequences! And dead Trixie is one of those I'd really like to avoid. :trixieshiftright:
Then again, considering how well everyone took all the rampant death and destruction, Twi probably has a "resurrect everyone who died in Ponyville in the past hour" spell she has to cast once a week. :twilightblush: Oh, Twilight! You and your constant genocidal magical accidents just make Ponyville life (and death!) that much more delightfully quaint!

which dimension of humans?

Wow,

Megan is shocked. Smooze lol['

I wonder if she'll get to hang out with Queen Katrina in Bast's heaven?

valhalla heaven... I LIKE THIS PONY *smashes trixie to the ground* ANOTHER!

This was sufficiently weird to catch my interest. :pinkiehappy: I wonder if we've seen the last of Twilight in this story...

Do we get to vote? If so, I need help choosing between pasta heaven and Bast.
Bast because she seems familiar to me, but I cannot remember what for. And Pasta heaven because I want to know what a stripper is to pasta.

Hmm, looking forward to your decision.
EDIT: Bast, Definitely Bast. I like cats.

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Question is, is it pony valhalla, human valhalla, or?

P.S.
Celestia needs to get off her cake induced arse and do her job (i.e. straighten things up there ought a bit).

Trixie has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage? :pinkiegasp: Ramen! :pinkiehappy:

I somehow get the feeling that Trixie is going to get kicked out of each and every one of these heavens for being... well, Trixie. :trixieshiftright:

That was interesting and...very very strange.:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

It seems like this story is a little more "Bogus Adventure" than "Excellent Adventure", at least to start with.
I wonder who is going to play Death, if anyone in particular.

This is retarded yet mildly amusing.

Alright, so Twilight fucks up, Celestia still can't do her job properly, Trixie qualifies for Monotheistic, Greco-roman, Norse, Egyptian, Pastafarian, and possibly more heavens, and she can only stay in one.

Damn, I'd have a hell of at time (pun intended) trying to pick, though if I qualified, I'd expect to be able to travel between them. I mean, who'd want to be stuck with a single deity their entire afterlife? I wouldn't mind playing with kittens with some Egyptian cuisine, followed by getting drunk with Vikings, going to man-paradise, then head back to Cloudtown for a nice nap, then have a few sparring matches before I turn in. And then the next day I could do something else, like listen to philosophers, or watch the living, maybe learn to fly with skeletally impossible wings. Seriously, forever is a long time, a lot of people don't get that.

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Well, because it seems like the various heavens are restricted to universe/dimensions/species etc so they could and maybe should be separate. It also places that statement in a slightly different context depending on which it is.

And where were these tickets when you were dieing all over the place?

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Patience, friend!
The Ballad has not updated since I first joined this site. In fact, I seem to recall it being the, or one of the first things I tracked here!
Regardless, it's state is akin to that of Half-Life 3! Forever in stasis, forever waited upon, yet a shred of hope always remains!
Much like the end of that line the Great and Powerful One handily avoided, now that I think of it.
:trollestia:

Writing by Gravekeeper, I thought that was only something spoke of in legends of the Olden Times.

You know I was going to ask if the Golem flew and was worshiped as a god by the misguided, but it turns out that's it's it's nemesis, apparently. You'd think Trixie would pick the Pastafarian heaven, it sounds more like her than the others.

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Wait, he's been redoing chapters? Now I have to go re-read Ballad for the... you know I lost count. The something time.

Why do I get the feeling that The Great and Powerful Trixie will be kicked out of all heavens back to life? :rainbowhuh:
I have no idea how. I have no idea what will happen. But I would really like to read it. :pinkiehappy:

“Um... has... has anyone seen mister fluffy?”

Capitalize

You have access to five heavens for you to choose one...”

choose from?
Looks like this story's in limbo. [](/badjoke) *ba dum tiss*

Comment posted by metallusionsismagic deleted Apr 16th, 2014

I'm so hoping you come back for this! It's so random and fun in the options!

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