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Jack Kellar


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What have we here...? 66 stories
  • What have we here...? 66 stories - 99 unread chapters Stories with interesting premises, but for one reason or other not really worthy of a fave or a spot on the "Tracking" shelf - at least, not yet.
    Created by Jack Kellar
    - October, 2014
Found 52 stories in 93ms

Total Words: 1,210,757
Estimated Reading: 3 days

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For Rainbow Dash, seeing is believing. When her friend Twilight Sparkle told her that "electricity is harmful to humans with enough likelihood that you should definitely not zap Anon with lightning bolts", she didn't listen. After all from the two of them, it was Dash who saw more creatures zapped with lightning. Most of those occurrences were her doing as well. And so she decided to knock down two apples with one stone - teach her book loving friend a lesson about who the real weather expert is, and cure the local oddity that was Anonymous the Human from his irrational fear. Oh, and of course have a blast doing it.

Things don't exactly go according to her plan however, and she ends up creating a bigger mess than she could comprehend - not only for herself and her target, but also a certain somepony who will have to abandon her ancient traditions and improvise on the spot.


Formerly marked mature for uncouth language and the death theme. I now have an actual 'death' tag though, so I dropped it down.

Merithorical proofreading and non-constructive feedback: Anoridan and Void Whisperer
Nitpicking and comma insertion: abronie

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Herman always believed that ponies were an exceedingly friendly bunch, and he figured it was in their nature to be open and kind to all strangers—even to those of different races. But what if he was wrong? What if there was another explanation?

He mentions this fact in his memoirs, but shortly after he sends them to be published he is informed that the Royal Guard wants him for questioning in Canterlot.


Additional notes:
-Equestria Girls is not canon
Proofread by: Eckaji, Snakeskin Ducttape, Javarod, ROBCakeran53, and PresentPerfect
Artwork by: Ruirik
Featured on Equestria Daily
Review link: PresentPerfect and PaulAsaran

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It was supposed to be so simple. Step into the teleporter and join Eli Vance and his daughter, Alyx Vance at Black Mesa East. Of course, life hardly proved to be simple to Gordon, and today was no exception. Having only just been brought back by his inhuman 'friend', Gordon once more finds himself face to face with the not quite human individual who seems to hold a particular interest in him. Worse, this face to face just so happen to coincide when the teleporter goes ballistic thanks to a certain domesticated headcrab.

Now Gordon finds himself in a strange world with even stranger inhabitants, without any weapon to defend himself. Will he be able to survive, or will the magic of friendship and harmony do irreparable damage to his respectable intellect?

Also, just where did his crowbar end up?


This fic was requested by Mr-War. Although he was not all too specific with what he wanted other than it should be a crossover with Half Life, and just let me come up with the general story. So, here it is. A silly fic about Gordon going on a chase to find his crowbar. Don't expect it to be too serious. Characters may act out of character from time to time, although I do try to keep it to a minimum. Updates will also be sporadic, as I am focusing most of my time on my own fics. But those who know me should be used to this by now.:rainbowwild:


This fic showed up in the feature list on:
August 30th, 2016.

Really, guys. Thanks.

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A group of researchers under the employ of Princess Celestia come across a very important discovery and the princess herself is called in to assist. Something has been lost in the tundra around the crystal empire.

So alone for so long a time.

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This story is a sequel to Ending


People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.


EDIT: As of 08/18/2016, I changed the name of the fic from "Sin & Salvation" to "Red Sins."

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My name, is Jesse Howitser. I was taken away from everything and everyone I loved in one, single night. This is the story of my journey to find a new life. A new life where I can rebuild from my past, and from the evils I have faced throughout my time here. But the question remains, and every night it pounds throughout my mind, how can I rebuild? How can I even hold onto a hope of doing so, if I am not trusted? For my new life here is a horrible one, full of sadness, pain, suffering, and war. But I will do my damn best, to see the deed done.


Or, if it comes down to it, die trying...

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Idea was given from a story on Reddits r/HFY. Story has also changed course and no longer reflects the singular story, but now many from r/HFY.


They say the being in the Everfree is what you really have to be careful of. With an ax and blood lust, many who entered did not leave. Rumor says the beast can jump to incredible heights, is extremely strong, and is very fast.


The Lumberjack has been living here for ten years and he's made a life for himself deep in the forest, away from the natives. He has territory that the predators wouldn't dream of crossing without permission and he has the resources he needs for a simple life. Too bad everything breaks like paper mache around him.

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It’s one thing to believe you’re the whole world and quite another to realize that’s actually true. Aurora Ray has just been told, by the residents living in his head, that he is their entire universe and it’s up to him to keep them safe. His everyday actions affect the Equestrian world in subtle ways, so Twilight Sparkle, her friends, every resident of Ponyville and beyond have banded together to influence Aurora’s life so he, in-turn, can help them.

It wouldn’t be quite as stressful if the ponies would simply stop taking over his body during key moments in his life…

--You might like this story if you also like/know of:--
Japanese anime where a large group of fantastic characters band together to help one average person get their life back on track
Unique Transformation stories
Plurality/Multiplicity
The Netflix show Sense8 (That's some good stuff right there, tell you what)
Suspense and Mystery in small doses with bits of drama thrown in
Seeing virtually every major pony in the show eventually in the story
A unique method of problem-solving involving several characters/one body
Situations where literally anypony can comment on anything at anytime


(Rated T for some sexual references, suggestive themes, crude/vulgar language)

Stock image is from deviantart user pynipple:
http://pynipple.deviantart.com/art/new-planet-stock-20-98552682

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This story is a sequel to Adapt and Overcome


The bureaus are ash, scattered to the winds. The Tyrant has fallen, and those who she enslaved, free. Those who followed willingly face justice, be it that of their fellow sapients, or that of the grave. But for one man, the trials are not over yet. He will find a wonderful, terrifying world, full of creatures that once sought the end of his kind. But something is not right. There is something about this place, something wrong. He'll survive though. Because a man without hope is nothing but a shell waiting to die.

First attempt at an extended adventure. Hope it appeals to you. A warning though.
1: It's HiE
2: There won't be much in the way of super-humans wandering the world. Those may come later, depending on which direction the story goes. The MC will mostly be exploring undercover. That being said, he still has his augments.

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A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous."
Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.

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