Caramel isn't the greatest stallion, he knows that.

Being more known for loosing various seeds, there's no way somepony like him can stand up against this threat and save all of Equestria right?

...Right?

WARNING: This is dumb.

Rumors and gossip can cause pain more severe than any crash. Big Mac sees first hand the effect it can have on ponies one night in the orchard when he stumbles across a distraught Rainbow Dash.

Moulded by the harsh environment of a post-apocalyptic Moscow, Artyom was always the man to do what it took to get the job done; anything to protect the Metro and all of those that would rebuild humanity. He destroyed the Dark Ones to protect mankind and the final stand at D6 was no different. Faced between letting the Communists control the entire Metro and destroying the easiest method of sustaining thousands of people, Artyom took the route of sacrifice by killing himself and destroying D6.

So was the end of his journey ... in Moscow. Lost in a new world, Artyom is faced with surviving in a foreign environment. How can a man born in war and violence survive in a land where such are nearly alien concepts? One thing is certain, he must survive for he won't get another chance.

A Metro/FiM crossover following the ending of Metro: Last Light. If you haven't played the game than you will be in for some spoilers.

*Note* There is Russian used in the words, they will be roughly translated at the end of each chapter. The Russian is used as flare, all important things will be in English. If the Russian is used in an important part, it will be reiterated in English.

Edited by AuthorGenesis, Word Worthy as well as Toothless the Night Fury . Many thanks to them.

Pre-read by VasQwibQwib
Russian help fromSnorting Gentleman, The Boorywooch
Additional Russian help and Pre-read by Andrey_159

Eminem hated the parody someone made about his hit song The Real Slim Shady. He hates My Little Pony. One day after a concert he is transported to Equestria and is turned into a earth pony with gold mane, and a white coat. The only way out is to learn the true meaning of friendship. This may take awhile. Rated T just to be safe.

Big Gala is a mare of few words. She's a hard worker, helping her brother run the farm as well as cooking and cleaning up after her family.

Sugarsnap is her best friend. She's a shy pony who only gets chatty around Gala and makes a living working at the local sweet shop.

Thundercloud is the third in the group. She's a pegasus who all the stallions admire. However, she does tend to suffer from stage fright.

Three mares, all best friends in a town of stallions. How do they make it through the day?

R63 Big Mac, Caramel and Thunderlane fic, because I want to write one.

It has been a year and a few months since the first outbreak. Equestria as we know it is mostly in ruin. The undead walk most places where before the living once tread, and Princess Twilight Sparkle, as well as most of the rest of the former Element bearers are dead or worse. What few bastions of pony civilization are left struggle against the undead, one another, hunger, and their own flaws and selfishness.
These are the stories of those survivors.
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These writings take place within the universe that RainbowBob has created through the story Feed Them and are written and posted with his permission.
I own nothing.
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Due to the character icon limit, the 'chapters' will have the names of the characters involved as part of their title. Characters that I intend to give multiple chapters will be in the listed character icon section. (More may be added later.) Although not every chapter will not affect every character directly, it will shape how events occur down the line.

Spike Drake has started attending Canterlot Academy as part of a Co-Ed experiment. With him being the only guy in an entire academy filled with hot and sexy girls, will his teenage hormones drive him crazy, or will the boy-starved student body eat him alive?

Basic Rules of Rap studying, by Lil Wayne. An Equestrian on Earth fic where the master himself educates these plebs on how to rap. The cover art is a pinkie pie vector on Deviant Art. My first ever fic.

Drake can't stand it anymore. He's stuck in a dilemma, whether to stay in Young Money, or put on his fez and throw in the towel, and accept the fact that he'd never be Young Money enough for his mentor, Lil Wayne. Meanwhile, due to a visit from 2pac, Eminem is rounding up black rappers, sending them to a mythical land from which none can return. Drake is the only one that can save them. Rated dark, because skin colour.

Three rappers T.I., Lil Jon, and Eminem go to Equestria and wreak havoc on the local population with their music.

This is not to be taken seriously. Any and all songs mentioned are not owned by me.