Ladies Man on Campus

by Wildcard25


Spike and Discord's Spa Day

Monday night at the Campus dorms, Spike was lying on his bed while looking up at the ceiling thinking about Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash.

"I've slept with three members of the Sonic Rainbooms, and each of them proved to be better than I could've dreamed. I wonder if I'll have the chance to sleep with the rest of the Rainbooms? Well, I can hope." he chuckled to himself, until he heard his phone ring. He pulled it out seeing Discord on the caller I.D.

He answered it, "Yo, D, what's up?"

"Spike, my man. Glad I got a hold of you. Listen are you available tomorrow after school?"

"Yeah, but why do you ask?" Spike asked.

"Because there's this cool spa in the city I want to go too, and I want you to join me."

"A spa?"

"Yeah. It's got great reviews and is guaranteed to make your body feel new and improved."

"Are you serious?"

"Of course I am. Spike, when have you and I had some real guy time since you started school?"

"Can't remember." Spike admitted.

"Exactly. So I'll meet you outside the dorm after class tomorrow?"

"Well, ok." Spike answered.

"Excellent. I'll see you then."

Spike hung up, and spoke to himself, "A spa, huh? Could be interesting."

The very next day at the school building, the students were pouring out, with Spike and the Rainbooms coming out last, "What a day." Applejack stretched her arms up.

"I hear ya." Rainbow agreed.

"So anybody up for trying out some new cupcake flavors I'm making back at the dorms?" Pinkie asked.

"Sounds good to me, Pinkie." Twilight admitted.

"Me too." Sunset agreed, followed by the others.

"How about you, Spike?" Pinkie asked.

"Sorry, Pinkie, but I've made other arrangements today." he answered.

"Other arrangements?" Fluttershy asked.

"With who?" Rarity wondered.

"Discord called me last night and asked for me to spend the day with him. Guess he just misses hanging out with me."

"What're you guys going to do?" Vinyl asked.

"Well, he told me of this spa in the city he wants to try out."

"A spa?" Twilight asked, until Rarity spoke up.

"There's only one spa in the city I can think of. Spike, if you see two ladies by the names of Lotus Blossom and Aloe tell them Rarity gives her regards."

"You know the workers there?" Spike asked.

"Those two mostly." Rarity admitted.

"Then do you know if the treatments there are good?"

"They're fabulous." Rarity assured him.

"I'll take your word for it."

"Maybe if you enjoy yourself there, we can all go for a day." Rarity suggested, as Spike started liking the idea of that, but first had to experience it for himself.

After getting changed into fresh clothes, he walked outside and saw Discord on a moped. Discord honked his horn, and waved, "Spike, come on!"

"Coming!" Spike called, as he hurried over.

"All set?" Discord asked.

"You know it."

"Then hop on." Spike got on back and was given a spare helmet. Discord rode off with Spike heading for their destination.

Later on, Discord's moped was parked outside the spa known as Lotus Spa. Inside the building both Spike and Discord were meeting with the people at the front desk.

"Ok, you boys are all set." one of the ladies said before picking up two sets of the same outfit being a white T-shirt, and a pair of tan shorts.

"What're these for?" Spike asked.

"These are for when you two go to the co-ed area." one of the ladies explained.

"Co-ed?" Discord asked, "So there will be women here as well?"

"That's correct." she confirmed.

"Are there any specific rules here pertaining to it being co-ed?" Spike asked.

"Yeah, are we allowed to speak to them?" Discord wondered.

"Yes, you may converse, however any sexual activity and you will be banned." the lady explained.

"I see. Well then we'll keep to ourselves and keep it clean when mingling." Discord spoke.

"Right." Spike agreed.

"Good. Now these are your robes, you will where them while walking around on your way to the next part of your treatments." she handed them robes.

"Thank you." Discord said.

"Changing areas are right over there on your left. Enjoy your day."

"We will." Spike replied, as he and Discord followed the directions before coming across the changing area in front of some lockers.

"Ok, Spike, let's do this." Discord said, as both he and Spike started removing their clothes until they were butt-naked. They put their robes on and placed their spa shirts and shorts into the lockers until they were needed.

They stepped out of the changing area and met two young ladies. The first had pale rose colored hair and azure eyes. Her outfit was composed of work shoes, tan pants, a cerulean blouse, and a white apron over it with a lotus blossom image on it. The second woman had the same eye color as the first one and cerulean colored hair. Her attire also included dress shoes and tan pants, while she wore a pale rose colored blouse, with a apron with the same lotus symbol on it.

"Boys?" the one with the rose colored hair spoke in an Eastern European accent.

"Yes?" They asked.

"My name is Lotus Blossom and this is my partner Aloe. We will be walking you through the steps during your treatment here."

"Hello." Aloe greeted them.

"Lotus and Aloe? You two wouldn't happen to know a girl named Rarity, do you?" Spike inquired.

"Of course. How do you know Rarity?" Aloe asked.

"My name's Spike Drake, and Rarity and I are classmates at Canterlot Academy."

The two women were taken aback as Lotus spoke, "So you're the Spike Rarity's been talking about."

"She talks about me?" Spike asked, as Discord looked interested.

"Of course. She said you're the first male student in her whole school, and you've become very popular among her classmates." Lotus giggled.

"That's my boy Spike here." Discord ruffled his hair.

Spike laughed, "All right, Discord lay off."

Lotus spoke, "Well, boys, if you follow us we'll take you to the jacuzzi."

"Thank you." Discord said, as the ladies led the boys on.

They stopped before the entrance to the jacuzzi room, as Aloe spoke, "Once you go in you'll lose your robes and soak in the jacuzzi."

"Is it that hot?" Spike asked.

"Don't worry you won't be cooked in it." Aloe promised.

"So we'll leave you to this, and meet up with you later." Lotus said.

"Ok, we'll see you two then." Discord said, as the ladies left.

Spike and Discord nodded to each other before going inside the room. Inside the jacuzzi room was a jacuzzi tub and all around were sinks and mirrors along with shower stalls. Some were occupied by other men who were already bare. The two tried not to make eye contact as they stood before the jacuzzi tub.

"Well, D, this is it." Spike said.

"We're going in." Discord added, as the two stepped in and cringed.

"Whoa! Hot! Hot! Very hot!" Spike panted, as he stepped completely in before lowering himself down.

Discord after finally getting in, spoke, "I thought Aloe said it shouldn't be too hot."

"They obviously say that to relieve us of any tension." Spike replied.

"Well it worked, until I stepped in!" Discord panted, as he recoiled from the heat.

"Just take it easy, take it easy. And just relax." Spike said, as both he and Discord started calming down and sat in the tub.

"Oh. Oh, much better." Discord sighed in relief.

"So how long we gotta stay in here?" Spike asked.

"I'd say we should be in here for at least fifteen to twenty minutes." Discord answered.

"Well, better get comfortable." Spike said, as they relaxed.

"It does feel nice once you get used to it." Discord admitted.

"Yeah." Spike agreed as they relaxed, while gazing up at the ceiling.

"So how're you?" Discord asked.

"Couldn't be better. How about you?" Spike asked.

"Doing great as well."

"Oh, anything new?" Spike wondered.

"Well, I think there's this girl in my chemistry class who likes me." Discord explained.

"Oh, yeah? How do you figure?"

"During class I saw her giving me glances."

Really?"

"Uh-huh."

"Are you sure you weren't sitting next to some other guy she knew?"

"The only one sitting next to me was a uber nerd." Discord retorted.

"Yeah, meant to go to him." Spike teased.

"Spike, we're in a jacuzzi that's like ninety degrees or something. Don't tempt me to drown you." Discord warned him.

"Sorry about that."

"So what's going on with you and the academy?" discord inquired.

Spike looked around and spoke, "This isn't the best time to talk about it."

"Oh, must be very juicy if you can't mention it here." Discord said, while giving him a sly look.

"Just keep your voice down and don't draw the attention of every man in here." Spike warned him.

Discord decided to remain silent for the rest of their time in the jacuzzi before they got out.

After putting their robes back on, Lotus and Aloe brought them to the sauna. The two hung up their robes and went inside. They took a seat next to each other as the heat inside started working it's magic on their skin.

"Oh, this is sure to clean my skin of pores." Spike sighed in relief.

Discord spoke up, "Ok, since it's you and I alone in the sauna, can you share me your juicy secrets now?"

Spike answered, looking serious, "Discord, what I'm about to tell you remains between us and doesn't leave this sauna. Which means you can't tell anybody. Nobody."

"I promise, Spike. I swear it." Discord promised.

"Ok. I've been getting in on a certain action twice, or three times. I'm not sure."

"What do you mean?" Discord asked, wanting him to spit it out.

"Well, the night after New Years eve, I took your advice to heart."

Discord recalling the advice he gave Spike, and spoke, "Go on."

"Well, that night I slept with Applejack and Rainbow Dash." he admitted.

There was silence for a moment, until Discord blurted out, "YOU WHAT!?"

Spike clamped his mouth shut, "Keep it down! You want everyone in the spa to know?"

"Sorry," Discord whispered, "You slept with two of your friends?!"

Spike cringed knowing it wasn't the end but didn't want to tell him that part until he said what came after, "And on Valentines Day, I got a special valentines day treat from the girls in my Phys Ed class."

"What?"

"The girls sent me selfies of themselves while they were each in their locker room showering." he answered.

Discord sat there wide eyed, before answering, "They didn't."

"They did." Spike confirmed.

"Do you still have them?"

"I do."

"I need to see them. When we get out of here I need to see them!" Discord demanded.

"Chill out, D. And I don't have shower selfies of everyone in my Phys Ed class."

"Who's left out?"

"The Rainbooms themselves."

"Do they know about those selfies?"

"Hell no! Can you imagine their reactions if they found out the girls in our class sent me those or that I actually kept them?" Spike asked, as he envisioned the Rainbooms going postal on his ass.

"Good point." Discord admitted.

"And just a few days, I slept with Fluttershy." Spike finished.

"The shy one?" Discord gasped.

"Yeah. And you know something else? She's the one that set the stage for it." Spike explained.

"She did?"

"Uh-huh. That was the big surprise."

"Spike, you've made me proud. You've ascended up the stairs to manhood!" Discord said joyfully as he held Spike close.

"Discord, don't hold me so close to you while we're sweating!" Spike warned him.

Discord realizing Spike's sweat dripping onto him let him go, "Yuck!" he gagged.

"And you know something, Discord?"

"What?"

"After getting action with those three, I'm hoping somehow or someway I can get the same kind of action with the rest of the Rainbooms."

"You're serious?"

"I really am." Spike admitted truthfully.

"Do the other Rainbooms even know you slept with Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Applejack?"

"No. Applejack wouldn't be one to go blabbing this kind of thing to the girls, and she'd make sure Rainbow wouldn't either. Fluttershy, there's no way she'd go telling anybody that, not even the rest of the Rainbooms."

"Well, I think eventually they will find out one way or another." Discord warned him.

"What should I do if it comes to that?"

"Give your heart to God cause your ass will no doubt be theirs." he answered.

Spike gave him a dry look, "Thanks for the help."

"That's what I'm here for, bud." Discord smiled, ignoring Spike's sarcasm.

Once they were out of the sauna, Lotus and Aloe brought the two to another area, "Ok, Lotus so what's next?" Spike asked.

"Next, you and Discord will be going into the cold tub." Lotus answered.

"Cold tub?" Spike asked.

"First you boil us alive, make us sweat up a storm, and now you're going to dunk us in cold water?" Discord asked.

"That's the procedure." Aloe answered.

"How cold are we talking?" Spike asked curiously.

"Roughly sixty-one degrees." Lotus explained, as Spike and Discord looked at each other knowing they weren't going to enjoy that.

"We better get it over with." Discord replied. Spike nodded, as Lotus and Aloe left the two.

They entered the area, and removed their robes, before Spike stepped into the pool and cried, "NO!" he stepped in slower, while recoiling from the freezing temperature.

"Spike, you need to get it over with quickly." Discord gently dove into the water, while splashing Spike in the process, "WHOA! Cold!" Discord cried, "I think my junk just froze over."

Spike finally got into the pool neck deep and continued to cry with Discord, "NO! Oh, God it's freezing!" he hugged himself. Many of the other men in the cold tub area were giving them looks, while also trying to ignore it.

"Try moving around in the water, it just might warm you up." Discord suggested, as he waved his arms and legs around.

"Does that really help?" Spike asked rhetorically.

"Worth a try." Discord replied.

So Spike did what Discord was doing, feeling desperate to keep himself warm, "I think it's working. Oh, I feel so much better." he sighed.

"Just keep doing it." Discord said, as both of them continued to move their bodies around in the water.

"You know in a way this is sort of a relief," Spike said, "We've been all heated up, cooling us down feels good."

"Yeah. You're right." Discord agreed.

Later on, the boys were robed up and inside another room where two tables were set up for them. Spike spoke to Lotus, "So what're we getting now?"

"In here you two will be getting full body massages." Lotus answered.

"Body massages?" Discord asked hopefully.

"Correct." Aloe answered.

"Well, any one of you two can just scrub away." Discord flirted.

The two ladies giggled, as Lotus spoke, "We won't be the ones scrubbing you."

"You won't?" Discord asked in disappointment.

"Nope, these gentlemen will." Aloe answered, as the two ladies stepped aside to reveal two muscular men whose towering figures intimidated Spike and Discord.

"Boys, meet Crunch and Crack," Lotus introduced them, "They'll make sure your bodies are scrubbed well."

Crunch smirked, and spoke, "You boys ready for a scrub?" he cracked his knuckles.

"Because we'll give ya good and raw." Crack added, also cracking his knuckles.

Spike's and Discord's eyes widened in horror as they whimpered, "Mother!"

The next thing the boys knew, they were lying on their backs atop the two tables, while Crunch was scrubbing Spike, and Crack was scrubbing Discord. As the two men scrubbed their bodies hard, they were crying and groaning.

"Oh, this really hurts!" Spike cried, as he tried to bear with the pain.

"I think my skin is getting scrubbed off!" Discord groaned.

"Take it like men, boys." Crunch said, as he scrubbed Spike's arm.

"Well sorry, but we've never been scrubbed this hard before by others!" Spike answered, while trying to deal with it.

As Discord was trying to deal with it, Crack was starting to wash his right leg while going further up. Discord realizing where he was head shot up, "Whoa! Watch it, pervert!"

"Relax, pal, just making sure to get every spot." Crack replied.

"Well, you're getting very close to my junk." Discord said.

Afterward, the boys were out of the room and now wearing the T-shirts and shorts they were provided with, as they walked to the sleeping room of the spa, seeing both men and women lying on mats with folded washcloths over their eyes as they slept.

Discord and Spike shushed each other knowing not to be loud. They walked before stopping in front of a room with the sign clay sauna above it, along with the temperature reading a hundred and twenty seven degrees.

"Is this it?" Spike asked.

"Clay Sauna, just as Lotus Blossom said." Discord confirmed.

"Well, let's go in." Spike said, as the two went inside.

Inside the room, the two were laying on little balls of clay and some on top of their chest to give their torsos a bit of heat.

"This is nice." Spike admitted, as the two relaxed.

"After being violated like that, I need this." Discord added.

"So, D, after this let's grab a bite." Spike suggested.

"I'm down with that. There you can show me the selfies you got." Discord replied.

"Right." Spike said, as they gazed up at the ceiling.

"Hey, Spike?"

"Hm?"

"Thanks for joining me today." Discord thanked him.

"Thank you for inviting me." Spike replied, feeling just as happy as Discord. So the two continued to lay on the clay pieces for about fifteen to twenty minutes before they had to get out.

Soon their spa treatment was over, and they were back at the counter in their regular clothes speaking to Lotus and Aloe, "Thank you for the relaxing treatment." Spike thanked them.

"Yes. I truly feel like a new me after all that." Discord agreed.

"We're glad you boys enjoyed yourselves." Aloe replied.

"Rarity was right, you all sure know how to treat your customers." Spike added.

"Thank you so much. We hope to see you again some time." Lotus said.

"Count on it." Spike nodded.

"Come on, Spike, let's jet." Discord said, as the two left the spa.

Outside Discord and Spike got on the moped, as Discord spoke, "So we'll go someplace to eat, and then you'll show me the selfies?" he asked hopefully.

"Yes, Discord. I promise." Spike said, with a roll of his eyes.

"Yes!" Discord cheered, as he started his ride, and the two headed off.