Ladies Man on Campus

by Wildcard25


Crystal Mountain Amusement Park

One morning in Rarity's room, the fashionista and the rest of her friends were discussing about what recently happened between Rarity and Spike two days ago.

"So tell us, Rarity." Pinkie pleaded.

"Yes, how was he with you?" Fluttershy asked.

"Oh, Fluttershy, he was so wonderful. He handled me like a true gentleman, and suffice to say I myself knew how to handle him as well." she flipped her hair in her dignified manner.

"Drat, I waited too long." Trixie grumbled.

"Oh, lighten up, Trix," Vinyl playfully punched her shoulder, "At this point you'll have your chance with Spike soon enough. As will me and Twilight."

"I just hope it's not too soon," Twilight said, "I really must be prepared for when it does."

"Twilight, don't be thinking too hard on a matter like this." Applejack warned her.

"Yeah, that just takes the fun out of the pleasure." Rainbow added.

"And pleasure with no fun just isn't pleasure." Pinkie put in.

Twilight smiled, "You're right. When the time comes for me and Spike I'll let it all come naturally."

"Well, better take a number, Twilight. Because I'll be the one getting it before you." Trixie teased.

"Over my dead body." Twilight scowled.

"Hey, what am I chopped liver here?" Vinyl asked feeling left out.

"I'll be getting to Spike next and there's nothing you can do about it." Trixie declared.

"Bite me!" Twilight called, as she tackled Trixie, and the two wrestled on the floor of Rarity's room, pulling hair, grabbing legs, restraining arms, and even their chests started pressing into each other.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" Fluttershy asked the girls.

"Are you kidding?" Rainbow asked, "This is the match of the century."

Twilight and Trixie continued wrestling on the floor making it look like they were putting on a show, until Pinkie spoke up, "Hi, Spike."

Twilight and Trixie stopped in mid-wrestle, and looked up seeing Spike standing in the doorway looking down at them with an aroused look.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything." he said in shock.

Twilight realizing the awkward position she was in with Trixie pushed her off, "Get off!" the two quickly got up, "No, nothing happened. What're you doing here?"

"Well, Discord swung by earlier and told me he got a new job working on Crystal Mountain Amusement Park." Spike began.

"Really?!" Pinkie gasped, "A job there is like a dream come true."

"Not when your job is walking around dressed in a mascot costume. Especially on hot days." Spike replied.

"Wouldn't wanna be stuck with a job like that." Rainbow chuckled.

"Is there more to this news besides your friends new job there?" Rarity inquired.

"I was just getting to that," Spike confirmed, "He's pulled some strings and has gotten us free passes there this summer."

"What?!" the girls gasped.

"Are you serious?" Sunset asked in disbelief.

"Dead serious, Sunset. So I was wondering this afternoon you ladies would love to join me?"

"You're damn right we'll join you!" Rainbow answered in excitement, "Right, girls?"

"Absolutely." Rarity answered.

"You betcha." Applejack nodded.

"Yes indeedily." Pinkie answered.

"Count me in." Sunset put in.

"I'm game." Vinyl added.

"I don't have plans." Trixie added.

"I don't either." Fluttershy noted.

"Well, I'm not passing the chance up." Twilight finished.

"Excellent." Spike smiled.

"We better get ready, girls." Twilight suggested, as they all agreed and went back to their individual rooms to prepare.

Sometime later, Spike and the Rainbooms were on the bus set for Crystal Mountain Amusement Park. As they waited, Twilight was looking at a brochure guide for the park.

"So many rides, food stands, and activities at this place." she said in amaze.

"It's got everything." Pinkie smiled.

"I'm gonna go on every ride until I barf my brains out." Rainbow said excitedly.

"Probably won't be much of that coming out of ya." Applejack teased.

Rainbow getting the insult, looked back at her, "Oh, real funny." she said in sarcasm, as the girls laughed.

"Attention passengers, we are approaching our next stop at Crystal Mountain Amusement Park. For those of you getting off be sure to not leave anything behind." Came the bus driver's voice on his intercom.

"This is it." Spike said, as they were ready to get off.

When the bus stopped and the doors opened, the group stepped off and stood outside the amusement park, "It's so beautiful." Pinkie said feeling mystified.

"Oh, I'm just getting excited all over." Rarity said feeling giddy.

"Come on, yall. Let's have some fun." Applejack said, as they presented their passes and were admitted in.

Once they entered the park, they looked around in amaze seeing how jumping it was with tourists and park lovers having food, going on rides, hanging out, and relaxing.

"This is cool. Where do we begin?" Vinyl asked.

"Well, I did print up a schedule to for us." Twilight pulled up a itinerary.

"Please tell me you didn't overly complicate it, Twilight?" Rainbow pleaded.

"Yeah, your itinerary's normally do take the fun out of things." Pinkie added.

"Don't worry, this time I condensed it so it's not so strict about timing." Twilight assured, and the girls sighed in relief, "So, I suggest we do a little walking to get the layout of the park, or a good majority of it. That way we can plan what we want to do or come back too."

"Works for me." Sunset answered.

"Me too." Fluttershy agreed.

"Well, come on." Spike said, as they began walking.

As they walked around the park, they enjoyed the beautiful weather while taking in all the rides and attractions they could try out. After enough walking, Twilight spoke up, "All right, guys, we got the park layout down, now what should we do first?"

"I say we check the Crystal Coaster out." Spike suggested.

"I'm good with that." Rainbow said.

"Me too." Vinyl agreed.

"Me three." Pinkie put in.

"Anyone else?" Spike asked.

"I'll pass on that." Fluttershy said.

"Same with me." Rarity added.

Spike seeing the rest had no objections spoke, "Well, all right. You two wait here for us, we'll be back." And so the eight went to get in line.

Once they reached their turn they were seated in the roller coaster car with Spike and rainbow up front, Twilight and Trixie behind them, followed by Applejack and Pinkie, and Sunset and Vinyl behind them. The coaster took off slowly up the rail until they were up top. Spike and rainbow looked down in front seeing they were ready to drop.

"This is it!" Spike called.

"Scream loud, Spike!" Rainbow called, and when the coaster dropped, they screamed their heads off and laughed, as the coaster continued running through loops and twists. Spike and the girls laughed and cheered, while Twilight looked almost ready to lose her lunch.

"This is living it up, huh, Rainbow?!" Spike cheered.

"You bet it is!" Rainbow agreed.

After going through some more twists and loops, the coaster pulled up back at the starting point as everyone laughed and cheered before getting off.

"Oh, man that was awesome!" Rainbow cheered.

Good thing I held onto my hat." Applejack said.

They found Fluttershy and Rarity right where they left them, "Hey, girls. Hope you weren't lonely without us." Spike said.

"Oh, we weren't." Fluttershy admitted.

"You girls missed a fun ride." Pinkie said.

"We could hear you all the way from down here." Rarity noted.

"Really? Man I must be loud." Pinkie replied.

"Let's try some more rides." Sunset suggested.

"Good idea. Come on." Twilight said, as they continued on through the park.

Soon enough they were riding bumper cars, with Spike and Pinkie sharing one cart, Twilight and Fluttershy in another, Vinyl and Trixie in one, Rainbow and Applejack, and Sunset and Rarity.

They were all riding around bumping into each other or other riders. Spike was maneuvering his car planning to bump Twilight and Fluttershy.

"I got you now, girls," Spike began acting sinister, "I'm gonna get you now." he steered his car, as he and Pinkie bumped Twilight and Fluttershy.

"Hey!" Twilight called.

"Got em good, Spike!" Pinkie cheered, as the two high fived.

Their good mood was dashed, as they were also bumped by Applejack and Rainbow Dash, "You left yourselves opened." Rainbow laughed.

Spike narrowed his eyes, "This means war."

And so the bumping war commenced, as everyone started bumping each other right from left. While in Sunset and Rarity's car, the fashion girl was panicking.

"Sunset, look out! On your right! No your left!"

"Rarity, I can't concentrate!" Sunset called, as she was maneuvering around.

Suddenly all five cars bumped each other, and the ten of them laughed, "This is fun." Vinyl said.

"Especially doing this together." Pinkie added.

"Uh-huh." the others agreed.

Some time later, the group had gotten food from some of the local snack stands, and were sitting in the dining area.

"Good thing those rides didn't make us lose our appetites." Spike said.

"That's a relief." Applejack agreed.

"Hey, guys!" came a voice.

The group looked over and saw the park's mascot Crystal Aura the Crytal Unicorn. The costume was a silver fur coat with sapphire eyes.

"Crystal Aura!" Pinkie beamed, as she jumped up and hugged the mascot.

"Spike, it's me." the mascot said.

Spike suddenly recognized the voice, "Discord?"

"That's me." he answered.

"Nice costume." Rainbow chuckled.

"Isn't it hot in there?" Fluttershy asked.

"Over a hundred degrees. I'm sweating like a waterfall." he answered.

"You're gonna need a long shower when this is over." Spike said gagging at the concept.

"No kidding."

"Thanks for hooking us up with these passes, Discord." Twilight thanked him.

"No problem, Twilight. Anything for my buddy and his... friends," Spike shot him a look, "So how're all of you enjoying the park?"

"It's awesome." Rainbow answered.

"And so active." Rarity added.

"Glad to hear you're all having fun. Well, I better get going. A lot more kids to make happy."

"We'll see you soon, Discord." Spike said, as his friend left getting back to work.

"Come on, let's go play some games." Pinkie pleaded.

"Excellent suggestion, Pinkie." Twilight agreed.

"Then let's go." Rainbow said, as they took off.

When they found some games they wanted to try, they got right to it. Twilight and Trixie were doing a water pistol game, with Twilight winning. Applejack and Rainbow were competing in the high striker with Applejack succeeding in getting the bell higher than Rainbow's, much to the sports girls ire.

Fluttershy was at the Whack-a-mole game, but was actually petting the moles instead of whacking them. She looked over seeing Pinkie Pie whacking away at the moles like a crazy lunatic, much to the animal lover's shock. Spike and Sunset were by the Milk bottle game, throwing their balls to knock them down. Both managed to score a high score, impressing the stand manager.

Rarity was doing ring toss, and was landing them perfectly around the bottles set up. Finally, Vinyl Scratch was throwing darts at balloons nailing them.

Soon they entered a fun house, and wandered around the room of mirrors. Spike was looking at various trick mirrors seeing one made him look muscular and another that made him look like a midget.

Sunset and Rarity looked around some mirrors seeing their reflections made their heads look giant. The mirror Applejack was looking in made it look like her legs were taller than her whole body. Rainbow's reflection made it look like her arms were gangly. Fluttershy's reflection made her hips look wider. Twilight's reflection made her legs appear to be short, Trixie's reflection made her look like she had no neck, and Vinyl's made it look like she had no torso.

"These mirrors are hilarious." Rainbow chuckled.

Pinkie whispered, "Girls, over here." the girls went over to Pinkie, while Spike was still checking out some other crazy reflections of himself.

"What is it, Pinkie?" Rarity asked.

"Look at this mirror's reflection." she giggled.

They stood before a long mirror and gasped, "Whoa, now that is cool." Rainbow laughed.

"Oh, my." Fluttershy put her hands over her chest.

"Let's surprise Spike with this." Pinkie whispered.

"Good idea." Rarity agreed.

"Oh, Spike!" Applejack called.

Spike turned around, "Yeah, girls, whaaaaaa!" he gasped in shock. He saw the reflections of the Rainbooms in the mirror they were standing close to made their boobs look enormous as if their busts went past a hundred centimeters. The girls smiled flirtatiously, as they moved around a bit causing their reflections to move as well making their trick reflections busts shake, "Boobs!" Spike panted with widened eyes. He clutched his heart, while trying to find something to hold onto but fell to the floor salivating.

The girls giggled at his reaction, as Trixie spoke, "Oh, we got him good."

"Come on, let's help him up." Applejack said, as she and rainbow went to help Spike back on his feet. As they continued on, Pinkie stayed behind seeing her extra busty reflection in the mirror, before Rarity grabbed her arm and dragged her along.

Once they left the fun house, they were on the carrousel while Spike was whooping as if he were actually riding a horse.

Applejack spoke, "This takes me back to riding horses out in the old field."

"Wouldn't it be exciting if our horses came off the ride and we rode them along like real horses?" Pinkie asked.

"Keep dreaming, Pinkie." Rainbow replied.

As the day was drawing to an end, the group found themselves on the ferris wheel with Spike and Twilight sharing a car, Pinkie and Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack, Rainbow and Trixie, Vinyl and Sunset Shimmer.

As Spike and Twilight were slowly reaching the top they saw the sun setting in the horizon, "Wow, that sunset sure is colorful." Spike said.

"It sure is," Twilight agreed as she scooted closer to Spike, "Thanks again for inviting us all here, Spike."

Spike looked at her, "Hey, there's nobody else I'd rather spend time with here than my friends." he wrapped an arm around her, and Twilight blushed, before smiling and rested her head on Spike's shoulder, as they enjoyed the beautiful view.

When the sun went down, the moon was in the sky and the stars blanketed it. Spike and the girls were walking to the exit, until Discord came over out of costume.

"Hey, guys."

"Discord, we were just heading out." Spike said.

"If we can make the next bus that is." Applejack added.

"Well, why don't I give you a ride?" Discord offered.

"You'd do that?" Fluttershy asked.

"Of course. Unless you don't all mind riding in back together."

"Will we be cramped?" Rarity inquired.

"Well, not too much." Discord answered, as they wondered what he meant.

The next thing the group knew they were riding in back of Discord's pickup truck bed, as he drove. The group had plenty of leg room, and were able to lie back while gazing up at the sky.

"Wow, would you look at all those stars." Twilight said in awe.

"They're so beautiful." Fluttershy smiled.

"It's a nice night for star gazing." Trixie said.

"No denying that." Sunset agreed.

Perfect way to end the day, huh, girls?" Spike asked, as he sat between Twilight and Rarity.

"You bet it is." Pinkie nodded.

"Thank you for inviting us, Spike." Rarity said, as she kissed Spike's cheek taking him and the girls by surprise.

"That's no fair, Rarity!" Fluttershy pouted.

"I made the first move." Rarity winked.

"Well, I'll make a move of my own." Twilight answered, as she kissed Spike's other cheek making Spike get flustered.

"Not you too, Twi." Applejack said in disbelief.

"That's it, I wanna kiss Spike." Rainbow said in jealousy.

"I do too!" Fluttershy said in equal jealousy.

"And so do I!" Trixie added, as the others were demanding the same.

"Girls, you shouldn't move around in the back here." Spike warned them.

"Red light!" Pinkie called.

They looked up and saw Discord stop at a red light, "Now while we have the chance." Vinyl said, as the other girls leaned forward and each gave Spike a kiss of their own.

When Applejack completed the group kiss on Spike before the light turned green, Spike just laid back looking up at the sky with a smile plastered on his face, "Best day ever."