I've created a kind of portal to Equestria.
And, unfortunately, it's an extremely good simulation.
Variables upon variables upon variables, all created by one simple code with a fully compiled size of two kilobytes.
This means that consequences may occur that I wouldn't have thought of, and that there may also be glitches once in a while.
Unfortunately, it's the former that causes me to be trapped within this simulation. If it were the latter, it would be easier to work around: a simple executive override, and I'm out. But now, the only way to get out is to activate my extreme safety procedure.

Please note: I don't care about favorites or likes, I care about what you have to SAY. So, please,if you enjoy a chapter, say what you liked most, and if you did not enjoy a chapter, say what you did not like and I will use those two things to learn not to make the same mistakes in the future.

Also note: This story isn't meant to be taken seriously. A lot of it is just making fun of other stuff. Some of it is meant to be taken seriously in terms of its own individual plot, but as a whole, it's meant to be making fun of the idea that certain things could or could not exist.

It was the perfect day in Equestria. The sun was shining brightly, the ponies blissfully lazing through their daily routines. That is, until GLaDOS appears.

Destroyed by Chell on Earth, GLaDOS now finds herself in Equestria, in a brand new body. One that is far more powerful than her previous one. She then kindly introduces everypony to her old friend, deadly neurotoxin.

[Takes place after Portal 1]

Chrysalis is dying, and with her, the last of the Changeling race... but there might be a way to avoid extinction.

"Her parents hadn’t come close to telling us what had happened. As I read her newest letter I couldn't believe what she was telling me. This kid hadn’t 'had an accident'… this kid, damn, this kid had been buckin' broken... she’d been broken…"

Based on characters and situations from "Tiny Wings" by DeadParrot222.
Image "Filly Dash" by Imalou. Both used with permission.

September 17th, 1862 became the single bloodiest day in American history when a battle was fought along the Antietam Creek near Sharpsburg, Maryland.

Yesterday, Fluttershy hummed happily as she watered her garden.

The two events are not unrelated.

[Featured on EqD and FiM Fiction] Chrysalis is brought to Canterlot to stand trial for her failed invasion. Thinking her fate is sealed, she is determined to be defiant to the very end. Loosely based on March to the Scaffold, the 4th movement of the musical piece Symphonie Fantastique by Hector Berlioz.
All links to the music pieces are in the Author Notes.
Dramatic reading of the entire story by Illya Leonov
Dramatic reading of Chapter 1 by xPsychoShyx
Picture is by Huussii

"Oh come on, Applejack! Just one trip around the clouds! One!"

It's an invitation that Applejack has heard countless times. However, no matter how often Rainbow Dash bugs her to experience an air ride, the farm filly flat out refuses.

Then one afternoon, on a day when Applejack is strangely quiet and distant, she suddenly agrees to Rainbow Dash's persistent request. The pegasus happily oblidges, not knowing what has truly motivated Applejack to give in, nor the fact that--more than anything--Applejack could really use a good friend right about now.

Over the course of several years, Rarity has achieved a fabulous career, contributing to both Equestrian fashion and the Ponyville community. She is admired by her clients, envied by her peers, and cherished by her dear friends, proving that she's a dependable shoulder to lean on.

Then one day, a mysterious pony visits from out of town. She wishes to meet Rarity, but not to thank her.

Let me tell you a story about the bad place.

Special thanks to Vimbert and Noble Jury.

Rainbow Dash doesn't like anypony touching her hooves for a reason. While at a slumber party at Rarity's, Rainbow's closest friends are about to find out just what that reason is. She only wished that it was simply about getting the hiccups.