Mr Howtobasic doesn't understand. One moment, he was teaching people how to do things in the correct manner, and the next, he's here in Equestria. Well, at least there are eggs around.

An astronaut finds himself in the Astral Plane after his ship's reactor melts down. Many people think horoscopes are a joke, but this astronaut finds out just how real they are.

This is an Anonymous in Equestria story. If you have a problem with stories being in second person and the main character being called Anonymous, please, by all means, leave now.

This story is a sequel to Doomguy Wants It

Nightmare Night finally arrived and Luna was having a wonderful time with Twilight. And everything was going well for the small town of Ponyville, 'till Rainbow Dash decided to prank the blood thirsty space marine that went berserk over Smarty Pants just a month back. Now please list all the things that can go wrong with that idea.

I'd like to say: All the ponies who are hurt or harmed in anyway in this story are not ponies I hate. This is not some type of trollfic or story I'm writing just so I can write about hurting one of them. I love all ponies deeply and equally *Cough*Except for Luna*Cough* and that *Cough*She's best pony*Cough* all of them get hurt equally.

Now please don't take this story seriously and have a Happy Halloween!

In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell. Now what could possibly go wrong with a Blood Thirsty marine who just defeated the minions of Hell more than once?

You may experience some naughty words!

don't worry the ponies don't swear.

Dante Thomas was a normal Marine. He fought like a demon and cursed like a drunken sailor in the Mojave dessert. How will a person trained to kill, survive in a world of prissy Technicolor ponies? The good thing is, he probably won't have to. After finding a secret in the Everfree that will turn the entire world upside down.

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Now with a discussion blog. And a dramatic reading, by the awesome Dropbear271 Possible spoilers.

The war has gone on for far too long. To end it, Celestia just has to sign the treaty.

Go read the comments. They're way more interesting than the story itself.

Now with an audio version
Now translated into Russian and with an audio version.

**I wrote this crack fic years ago, and I just cringe, but at the same time it was funny to write it, and apparently some of you find it a little funny too, so I'll keep it up...also I'm sorry for all of my crazy comments in the comments section, I wanna just delete them all, but that's not good character. You can't just delete the words you say in life, you gotta own up to it and grow better. And I have. This message is getting deeper than I thought, so I'll just leave it here. Live life to its fullest.

The Militia and IMC forces clash together in a fierce engagement for a crucial objective that could critically determine the outcome of the entire conflict--and that means no expenses can be spared from either side.

So when you need to bring in the heat and FAST, there's no better way than to warp a Titan into battle before the opposition can even blink by using the latest single-use disposable (but expensive, and not to mention potentially unstable) WarpFall Transmitter.

But when a Pilot's Atlas-Class Titan receives "Turbo_Drop" directive for immediate effect on drop-point, a malfunction in its WarpFall Transmitter yields...interesting results.

You do not necessarily have to play TitanFall, or be associated to gaming to be able to read, understand, and enjoy this story.

Heck, even I don't play TitanFall, but follow the game very closely to understand a substantial amount.

The reason I do not insert a Human tag on the story is because the MLP universe doesn't necessarily encounter human beings directly, but rather a product of it, in which case is a Titan. But the Titan is fictional, and is something that has been crossed-over in a virtual and alternate human universe, and thus the story is therefore not affiliated with Humans directly.

Neither do I insert an Alternate-Universe tag, because the story's primary setting is based on the unaltered canon of the MLP world, and therefore is not "alternate" in itself.

Now with that out of the way, this is just a little random story to throw out there to satisfy my brain. Enjoy what I slapped onto the keyboard!

There is no rule stating that one cannot be a geek AND also be buff.
I defy the rules.
Now, I am here in this anthro Equestria because reasons.
I am the Muscle Wizard, and I cast Magic Fist.

Inspired by Malideus.

A Spartan of the UNSC falls into Equestria and has various shenanigans in the land. First chapters revolve around how he meets the royalty, the mane six, and the new world in general.

After a rather odd storm over the Everfree, Twilight and her friends are sent to look for a castle that apparently fell right out of the sky. But finding it will not be the problem; the challenge comes from dealing with the inhabitants. It might have been better if they had never gone looking in the first place...

Now in its native language thanks to System!