***TITAN: COMBAT MODE ENGAGED
***SYSTEMS CHECK...
-Weapons Systems:
XO-16 Heavy Chaingun (20mm Composite-Rigid)--Fully Loaded and Operational--Ready to Fire
-Ordinance:
AGM-276 Cerberus Multi-Launch Rocket-Pod System--Fully Loaded and Operational--Ready to Fire
-Tactical Instrument:
Vortex Deflector Responding--Fully Charged--Inverse Graviton Field Inductor Stable
-Evasive / Countermeasure Modules:
Spacial Thrusters--Ignition Sequence Responding--Cooling Systems Full and Responding--Overheat System Responding--Fuel Relays Nominal
-Defensive Modules:
Force Obviation EM Pulsar Shields--Obviation Grid Console Online--Field Balance
-Hull:
Deep-Core Titanium Alloy + Whipple Spall-Liner Plating--No Discrepancies Detected / Fully Intact
***TITAN FULLY READY TO ENGAGE:
***IMMEDIATELY RESPONDING TO THREATS...
***Responding to Unidentified Incoming Projectile...Activating Vortex Deflector
The five ponies stared in shock and dismay as the pie Pinkie threw practically floated towards the monstrosity in slow-motion before their eyes, as if to make sure that their last moments were to be in high-detail. They watched it approach the giant who was turning around to face the object, and lifted its metal arm seemingly to catch it...
...and catch it did.
But there was no splat of the gooey contents within the pie, there was no violent reaction--Instead, a light blue aurora began to encircle the space around the machine's palm, which felt electric in property, for the ponies' fur began to stand, and a strange but powerful magical presence blossomed in the atmosphere.
Twilight was thoroughly amazed as what revelations this could mean for them by witnessing such an event. There was a sentient race that existed outside of their own planet, had technology vastly superior than what they could even imagine, and could artificially perform MAGIC.
The Pie accelerated, and was dragged into the field. It then gently wobbled around in circles within the water-like bubble containing a massive amount of potential force.
Being the scholar she was, she wasted no time in analyzing every little detail she absolutely could, studying the fluxuation patterns it created, as well as trace the source and how it was produced. Meanwhile, everyone else was being a normal sane mammal by being mesmerized at the display.
But no sooner had it begun, it ended shockingly forcefully with a loud report, as the field suddenly exploded, the soft blue contorting into a burning red, pulsing back outwards like a fire. The pie shot back towards Pinkie Pie with great speed, and within the blink of an eye, reached her face and splattered purple jelly all over her body with enough force to dig a trench with her body several feet long.
She hopped back up on her legs, and cleaned her face lickity-split with an impossibly long tongue, puckering her lips.
"Mmm! Grape-Flavor!"
No longer in their stupor, realization of what had just occurred began to sink into their minds:
A mean, scary robot with unimaginable firepower teleported into Equestria, and dealt with a pie being thrown at it with hostility...
...and it is about to respond just the same--except with things yielding a lot more destruction than pie.
Applejack found her words first.
"Whoa, nelly."
***PROJECTILE INTERCEPTED
***Options:
-Analyze Projectile -Return Projectile to Analyze Effects Directly
***Calculating...Done
***RETURNING PROJECTILE--STAND BY...
-Inverse Gravitonic Field Destabilizing...
-Firing Pulse...Successful
***IMPACT DETECTED--ANALYZING EFFECTS
-Projectile Deformation
-Organic Substances Detected: High Fructose Corn Syrup / Grape / Sugar / Starch
-Searching Overlay Identification...Complete
-Projectile Detected as "Pie"
-Object Not Considered Hostile: Intentions Considered Hostile
***ROE CMD RESPONSE: CHALLENGE
-External Speaker Systems Engaging
***CHALLENGING SIGNATURES...
As if screaming in fury, the same unintelligible screeching voice blasted from the machine, and it promptly stomped into the earth before the five friends, adjusting itself in a combat position, looking ready to crush them all. The ponies once again dove onto the ground and covered their ears to purge the horrible sound from entering. This time, the voice sounded much more intimidating and threatening, certainly giving it the characteristic of being angry.
After what seemed like an eternity, the sound stopped, and they were once again under the subjugating glare of the massive being of pure industrial power. As if they were a broken film reel, they once again looked into its eye of oblivion, thoughts of death scribbling all over their minds. Fluttershy was crying harder than ever before, along with Rarity. The others didn't seem too far away from doing the same.
My friends are in trouble! The big mean bully isn't lightening up after what I did to it, and what it did to me! Looks like I'm going to have to step it up! No one still messes with my pals and gets away with it!
***CHALLENGE COMPLETE--AWAITING RESPONSE...
-Standing By...
-Standing By...
-Stand~
***ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!***
***HOSTILE RADAR SIGNATURE DETECTED 7:00!!!***
***IDENTIFIED: 16-INCH CANNON
***CONSIDERED HIGH THREAT / EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
***PRIORITY: ELIMINATE TARGET
***TITAN RE-ENGAGING HOSTILE ENEMIES***
Shit is going down!
Welp. Pinkie just got out gunned.
4031416 LOL, nice
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time to meat the super party cannon human style.
Goddamnit another cliffhanger.
I'd laugh if it just punted the cannon away from pinkie and then grabbed her.
GODAMMIT, PINKIE!
Pinkie won't stop messing things up...
Rarity, get the roll of newspaper.
pinkie, god dammit
just got here and i do think that this is hilarious. too bad it will be a while to see more of this.
but i can't wait for pinkie pie to learn how to keep her cannon under control.
4032899 LOL, that made me laugh, bud
Well, I guess you can all thank her for making one helluva story
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4035274 i can certainly do with knowing how this turns out. the only thing that i am certain of is that pinkie will really throw the titan for a loop.
now if her cannon was able to shoot a bullet rather than confetti, than that would be a doozy. speaking of doozies, it would be cool to see more pinkie pie sixth sense action, or maybe twilight will find a reason to rage shift like the last time there was a 'doozy'.
I either imagine a very robotic robot voice doing all the analyzing talk and stuff.
Or GLaDoS
4035297 Yeah, I had a scene in my mind where Pinkie totally has a "Doozy" moments before "TitanFall" occurs in Equestria, but I forgot to add it
And don't worry, you'll see everyone pitching in!
Am I the only one wondering why the titan classified the 16 in. cannon as a high threat? cannons like that are actually pretty small, thus not doing much damage. But I digress,props to you for even including the diameter of the party cannon.
4036760 Um...take a ruler, and imagine the diameter of a bowling ball a bit 1/3 longer than it.
That is a REALLY BIG Bowling Ball coming out of a CANNON
But thx anyways! Just a little detail, sprinkle on top :P
4036760 A 16 inch broadside:
Just to give you an idea.
4039307 You mean THE famous Iowa Battleship?
...military orgy right there.
And I was thinking more of the comedic short stubby cannon that pinkie always uses, not...THAT.
4039307 ok I looked it up and was confused
4039933 Well, you said 16 inches so...
Kinda the first thing that popped into my head.
It will talk. It will have an advanced smart ai that kicks in.
you have piked my interest and you have earned yourself a mustache i can only hope you have some sort of plan on where your going to take this story like: are there going to be an IMC titan that happens to warp in as well and take on the role as the antagonist, can the titan protect the ponies from some other villain, or (celestia forbid) can the titan protect itself from Lyra? in any case its up to you to decide what happens in this story, i wish you good luck and i shall watch from the shadows
4063629 Thanks! I'll see what I can do, I plan on exploiting everything I can.
Perhaps different scenarios, such as if the Titan suddenly became every pony's best friend, or if a Pilot Transport jumped into Equestria! Time will tell...
4063868 but still it would be very unwise to ignore the fact that when Lyra gets wind of the titans/humans presence, she might become their down fall
ENOUGH WITH THE CLIFFHANGERS! IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP I SWEAR TO THE PATHENON OF GODS I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Sweet, a Titan story without a pilot.
I wonder how it's going to be pacified?
4129527 I dunno
(Hint: It won't)