*WARNING!*
***SIGNATURES WITHIN VISUAL RANGE
-Mag: 20 meters, Dir: 12 o'clock
-Tally Six Signatures
-Type Unknown
***Performing Diagnostics
-Infrared Body Heat Radiation (Avg. 36 Degrees Celsius)
-Fur / Skin / Muscle Layers
-Identified Legs / Central Mass / Neck / Head
-Performing Overlay Comparisons...Closest Subject: Ungulate Mammal--Horse
-Discrepancies Detected: Unorthodox Colors / Appendixes (Identified Wings) / Head Protrusion / EM Radiation
***VERDICT: UNKNOWN SPECIES
-Sapient...? Calculations Suggest 37% Chance--Further Evidence Required
***DIAGNOSTICS COMPLETE
***Running ROE (Rules of Engagement)...Computing Possible Actions...Complete
***Cmds: (list)
-Stand By -Hail -Approach -Engage -Tactical Retreat -Self Destruct Eject Sequence
***Calculating...
***CMD.: HAIL SIGNATURES
-Order: English (Intern.) -- Chinese (S. Mandarin) -- Spanish (Traditional)...
-Hail: "Identify Yourselves (Signatures)"
***PROCEEDING...
The ponies and Titan stood frozen, staring at each other silently, the fleshy eyes gazing into the empty, deep blue haze of the metal eye. They held their breath, hoping that the lack of respiration would prevent any sudden, and potentially dangerous, event from occurring.
The sun continued to shine. A bird chirped nearby. Leaves floated across.
Absolutely nothing happened.
So it may not come as a surprise that the ponies would break the highest recorded jumping record when the machine exploded with a screeching sound, which morphed into an ominous voice they could not understand for their lives, which under the circumstances could be quite possible.
They turned their heads away squinting their eyes, and covered their ears with their hooves, attempting to analyze what the bucking Equestria was going on.
After a little while, the blaring finally stopped, and the frozen charade resumed, except with an extremely dazed Mane Six.
Applejack whispered next to Twilight.
"Uh, Twi? Y-Ya know what that thang s-said?"
Twilight slowly shook her head in fright, not knowing what would follow.
And as if fate wanted to answer her question, the Titan raised its box...
...and marched straight towards them.
***HAIL COMPLETE
-Signature's Movement Detected
***STAND BY FOR RESPONSE...
-Standing By...
-Standing By...
-No Response Detected
***Computing Follow-Up Sequence...Calculating Approach...Complete
***FORCE RESPONSE--APPROACH SIGNATURES: 5 METERS
Oh Celestia oh Celestia please don't let me die please don't let me die no no no don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me...
Too afraid to process the last five seconds, to the Mane Six, it seemed as if the machine suddenly teleported RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES.
It towered above them, easily several times their height. Within a few feet of crushing them, it stopped, then looked downwards, its subjugating glare mentally crushing their soul.
The friends all had their butts to the ground, Fluttershy hopelessly bawling her eyes out below her friends, shuddering like never before. Twilight was naturally shoved to the front of the pack, forced to bear the full thing exposed, with nothing between her and a few dozen tons of raw power. She had given up on breathing a while ago, tears beginning to form on her eyes.
This was the end. She knew it. All hope of focusing on her magic was gone. Escape was impossible.
Flashes of her family, friends, thing she did in life, and thing she would later not get the chance to do began to fill her mind.
But all of this was suddenly blown away when she and her friends heard Pinkie Pie shout something incoherent, as their brains were recovering from being traumatized. The machine finally rose up, and turned around to face the source of the speaker, who had somehow appeared several meters behind it.
"Hey! Stop being a meanie to my friends! I know you type of ponies, or things, or whatever you are! You just need something to cheer your angry little face!" she said, and promptly threw a pie towards it, much to the dismay of all their friends.
***WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!***
***UNIDENTIFIED INCOMING PROJECTILE DETECTED!!!
***TITAN CMD. OVERRIDE--COMBAT MODE ENGAGED
***-ENGAGING-
-HOSTILE-
-ENEMIES-***
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No need--all done.
Have fun.
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AHHHH!!! PINKIE, WHAT R U DOING?!?!?!? DON'T PROVOKE SOMETHING THAT IS BIGGER THAN YOU AND MADE OUT OF METAL!!!
this is going to be a very bad day for Twilight.
p.s. write more
p.s.s what kind of pie she toss at the titan?
Oh my god Pinkie Pie just went full retard...
DAMN IT PINKIE
Well this is one damn interesting story... Hope it doesn't have a downfall
Hopefully the titan realizes it's just a pie.
Pinkie! You dumb little.... *sigh*
4015290 I too hope as well. And hopefully the "Down"-er isn't a TITAN!
HAHAHA Get it?! DownFall? Down? Titan? TitanFall...?
I'm going to bed...
4016830 night night
4016711 pinkie is new antagonist
4015799 A projectile is a projectile, especially to a war machine with massive fucking guns
4014452 Dora the Terminator?!?!
PINKIE PIE YOU IDIOT, PIE CAN SOLVE AN EQUATION BUT NOT THAT!!!
4017410 not if it can realize it's harmless, at least, if it responds differently to a harmless projectile
Let the pig slaughtering begin !
Well, shit.
You have certainly pleased me with this story!
So I presume by the picture for the story it's a default titan class?
4025993 Yeup! Hammok Industries' Atlas-Class Titan Unit!
I had trouble trying to find a picture of a Titan crashing into the ground, which was too bad :(
I needed a picture that didn't involve actual humans in the picture, so I settled for this one.
Hey didn't pinky have a party canon and Twi was a gatlen gun at some point?
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Atlas classed titan, The most balanced titan in the game
Pinkie, for the first time in 2 years, I'm actually quite angry at you...
4026520 http://www.gamers.vg/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/k-bigpic.jpg This picture kinda shows the height difference between a human and a Atlas class titan.
And it's also friggidy fraggedy froopedy awesome!
AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT pinkie is gonna get hurtz real bad
4028388 Holy [explicit], THAT is a Titan compared to a friggin' Human...and that is the equivalent of a Human to a Pony...
...So sorry, Ponies
4028654 Oh, thank goodness! Approval from one of expertise in coding! Wonderful!
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Don't plan on turning anyone into a multi-colored pulp, but you'll have to see what comes next!
Pinkie, you about to get that pie delivered back to sender.
ACTIVATE VORTEX SHIELD!
AWE THEM WITH YOU MAGICS!
4031697 SHHH! No spoilerz!!!