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I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

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This story is a sequel to A Cupcake for Your Thoughts


Of all the girls at CHS, there's one in particular who's caught your eye. Rarity, the proper, well-spoken, and fabulous fashonista. Her poise and mannerisms are so unique and attractive. You'd give anything for a chance to ask her out. But she's way out of your league, and could find someone infinitely better than you.

During a violently stormy school day, you see Rarity fall in a puddle outside in the torrential downpour. You offer help, and perhaps your single act of generosity will make your dreams a reality.


2nd installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff


**Featured on July 5, 2016 :raritystarry:

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This story is a sequel to Sitting in a Tree


Sunset Shimmer. Smart, brave, talented, and beautiful. Is there a more perfect creature to ever walk this earth?

There's one problem, though. You can't seem to work up the nerve to talk to her. She's always with her friends, and you don't feel worthy to talk to a girl like her. What chance do you have?

But today is a new day. You've made up your mind. Today is the day. Today, you will talk to her. Charisma isn't your forte, but you'll have to find some within yourself if you ever want to ask Sunset out. Maybe just a simple compliment would get you on her radar? How hard can that be?


6th installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff


**Featured from September 15-16, 2016 :raritystarry:

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Life can be fleeting. What pony doesn't know that?

Wiser are those who recognize it and live it as such.

Perhaps some lessons need to be learned the hard way...?

Perhaps.

The choice is for Rarity to make.



Hearts and Hooves Day Special.

NOT CANNON to my eventual Wyngsverse. Just a short one-shot spinoff that occurred to me while I try to decide what my Rarity ship is...

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Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.

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"Story Contains Spoilers from Superior Spiderman"

Page from Coco's journal:

Things are starting to look up for me. I thought that after my last two assistants betrayed me and tried to steal my designs for the competition that I would have to finish all my work by myself. Thought that I'd never be able to trust another pony in this city. Manehatten is a place of dreams, but it can also be a place of greed. Wish Rarity had told me that.

But now I've found a pony that I can trust...kinda. He can be mean and arrogant, but I can see the kinder side of him that he tries to hide. But why does he try to hide it? Why doesn't he want to be praised for his good deeds. Guess I'll never understand Dr. Otto Octavius.

Otto will be ponified and will still retain the spider powers. I have a reason for this. And yes, this is the SUPERIOR spiderman. Don't give me crap about Parker.

I OWN NOTHING!

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Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.

Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?

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2nd Person story featuring Vinyl Scratch and You (a human)

A few days after having a big fight with Vinyl, you fear your Hearth's Warming is going to be anything but a happy one. Now that it's Hearth's Warming Eve, you can only wonder if there is anything you can do to improve things, especially since she said the two of you shouldn't see each other anymore.

Now with Audio Reading by Swift Blade Productions.

Cover image made by Shelmo69 support their work here.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron crossover.


Ultron’s plan had come to perfect fruition. There would be no more war, no more chaos, because the ones who caused it all would be gone. In just a short moment, the world would be saved from its true demon. Humans.

It would have all been so much simpler…if it wasn’t for them.

The Avengers.

As it is said, as it always will be, true peace can only be granted through countless innocent lives. In hindsight, the ponies were never that different from humans. Ultron’s plan is not yet over, and soon his strings will be severed…for the last time.

Big shoutout to Shrekzilla for his amazing job on the artwork!
Sequel: This War of Ours

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Teen Cadance and Anonymous have been dating for almost a month now and they finally have a day to themselves. When the weather doesn't agree with their plans, they decide to do the best thing to do on a rainy day. Cuddle and take a nap.

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It's time for Starlight Glimmer's first Grand Galloping Gala! Unfortunately, she doesn't have a date while all her new friends do.

Well, all her friends, but one...

Collab with: Lucky Seven

Art by: the discorded

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