Werner is a new employee of Securis Bodyguard Services, a personal protection company authorized to operate in Equestria. A twist of fate leads him into the heart of a mystery. In a world alien at every turn, Werner must tell friend from foe, foreign from familiar, and fact from falsehood before it's too late. Partly inspired by Gentlemen for Mares by Demon Eyes Laharal.

Thanks to Lord Inquisitor and Sayer for editing!

Dante Thomas was a normal Marine. He fought like a demon and cursed like a drunken sailor in the Mojave dessert. How will a person trained to kill, survive in a world of prissy Technicolor ponies? The good thing is, he probably won't have to. After finding a secret in the Everfree that will turn the entire world upside down.

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Now with a discussion blog. And a dramatic reading, by the awesome Dropbear271 Possible spoilers.

Captured by your enemy. It's something that no soldier wants to think about, much less experience. Unfortunately for one U.S. soldier fighting in Equestria, that's exactly what happens. At the mercy of the ponies, he will have to resist their attempts to extract information from him, and hope that he'll see freedom again.
(Language warning for those who care.)

Many thanks to my prereader, Cosmic Cowboy, for letting me bounce ideas off him, and not letting me upload garbage.
Cover art by the awesome (and patient) Erindor.
Appeared in the feature box for a brief time on 10/11/2015. I have no words...

It has been several months since the disappearance of Twilight Sparkle..

One night, after watching her sister raise the Moon and set the heavens alight, Princess Celestia begins to bed down for the night, only to be interrupted by portal forming in her room. From out of the portal comes none other than Twilight Sparkle, garbed in strange armor.

Princess Celestia, along with Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor, are overjoyed by the Element of Magic's return, but are justifiably curious as to where she had been and what she had been doing. And so, Twilight begins her tale. A tale of survival against impossible odds. A tale of a people fighting for the most basic right of all sentient beings. The right to exist.

This story is a sequel to Joy to the Worlds

Alaska is a safe place. This is what everyone at Fort Wainwright tells themselves. That they can wait out the Conversion War without so much as smelling ponification potion, right?

Maybe not. When two PHL, Johnny C "Nny" Heald (A writer and artist in the national guard) and Fiddlesticks Apple (a musician) take a plane to a PHL research facility on a favor for a friend, things get complicated fast.

[Note: The story will get Gory later chapters, not exaggerated gore just for corpses and small kills.]
Confound these FIM fics! They drive me to make fanfics of colorful equines… Gun Dammit!
Just another Human Me in Equestria, since I know you people love them so much… Yeah, kind of an Asshole in Equestria. There will be bad jokes, good jokes, dark as F**k jokes, action, romance, sadness, sexy bitches (not you winona), paranoia, ninjas, vampires, zombies, all the good stuff in one epic story.

And the fanfic comes with his own miny Grimoire! Isn’t this exiting! Oh yea I forget to tell you guys this fanfic will use serious real magic used in our planet (If you believe in Wicca, Voodoo, and GodNorris).

Here’s the Plot (not sexy Celestias plot… mmm, who wouldn’t tap that).

Vincent is just a normal Shy Necromancer who is sent to Equestria by mistake to obey Nightmare Moon and help her archive her goals. The problem is everything goes to the drain and Vincent is forced to live in Equestria, till he is strong enough to go back to planet earth.

In the meantime will he be able to survive without vodka, will he still end up been an Asshole, will he find true love, will he learn the magic of friendship, and were the hell did he get that Headless Horse! All will be answer as soon you start reading!

Warning this fanfic may cause: Paranoia and Mind F**K
[Not a Clop fic… unless you are willing to help me with that]

Last I am not the owner of Mlp or other references: they each belong to their copyright owners.
This is just fan made.

This is a story about the last human after the conversion of the human race into ponies. The last human is alone but is going to continue to live and shine, even if everything seems to be at its end.

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Expand for the Music For the Parts:

Part 1 -
I'm Alone :Inception Soundtrack HD - #12 Time (Hans Zimmer)
Final Fight and Ending :Hancock - Death and Transfiguration

Part 2 -
I'm Still Here :edIT - Twenty Minutes
Finale Battle :Time - (Instrumental Core Remix)

Part 3? -
Blinding Truth :Battlefield 3 OST "Solomon's Theme"
It Ends With Me :Courtyard Apocalypse

Follow Big Macintosh as he fights his way through the ranks to become the Heavyweight Champion of Equestria.

Watch as he relives his past, telling of all the challenges of becoming number one in professional boxing. All leading up to one final event that will change him as a pony.

God takes back the rapture and gives everyone a chance to say goodbye to their new found loves. Before Lance is taken back, Twilight jumps on him, sending her back with him to earth. Can they reunite all of the bronies? What adventures and events will they encounter along the way. Time for some adventure!
A side story for my popular story, 'Living the Dream' I recommend reading that one first.

Have you ever wanted to know more about the bronies and characters from 'Living the Dream'? Have you ever wanted to know more about Lance's life before the rapture? Have you ever wanted to know what happened to Cody during his year of living on the streets of New York? Well look no further! Because we here at 'The dirty truth!' are going to be interview everyone of them, all for you! They will be answering your questions! That's right, we said YOUR questions.
A side project from my story, 'Living the Dream'.